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[challenge entry] ALLELUJA!! FOR HE HAS RISEN!!!

From the Michael Jackson challenge. See all 244 entries (closed)

(, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:17, archived)
#
Push it back in and roll the friggin' rock across, quick!
(, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:18, archived)
# Lovely typography.
(, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:18, archived)
# You are teh seams and sans king
(, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:21, archived)
# OMFG WHERE ARE HE RAISENS?
(, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:21, archived)
# i stole them and hid them in my tummy
(, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:22, archived)
# URG NO.
GIVE THEM BACK.
(, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:23, archived)
# Wait a few hours and you can have them
(, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:23, archived)
# :(
I AM NOT HAPPY ABOUT THIS.
(, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:24, archived)
# i have raisens watl lovely raisens
would you like to come and have some raisens with me?
(, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:30, archived)
# I WOULD LIKE TO HAVE THE RAISENS WITH YOU TONIGHT, SIR.
(, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:31, archived)
# I DO NOT WISH TO SHARE MY RAISENS WITH YOU
I WISH TO SHARE MY RAISENS WITH WE ARE THE LEMON

BECAUSE, NOT ONLY HE IS THE LEMON, HE IS UPPER CLASS ENOUGH TO USE WE AS A PRONOUN.
(, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:35, archived)
# YOU ARE BEING RACIST AGAINST MY SINGULAR FORM.
MAYBE WERE I, FOR EXAMPLE, A WALRUS, YOU WOULD RECONSIDER YOUR STATEMENT.
(, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:44, archived)
# YOU ARE NOTHING MORE THAN A BUNCH OF HAIRY MEN IN KILTS SINGING ARETHA FRANKLIN SONGS
WALRUS MY ARSE. I'VE SEEN MORE HAIR ON A LETTUCE THAN IS ON YOUR TOP LIP.
(, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 11:03, archived)
# THAT'S BECAUSE I SHAVE, YOU DISGUSTING LITTLE MAN.
LOOK AT YOUR FACE. EW. OH MY GOD I THINK I'M GOING TO HURL.
(, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 12:47, archived)
# YOU GINGERS JUST CAN'T GROW ANYTHING MORE THAN BELLY BUTTON LINT
RANGA!!!
RANGRANGRANGRANGRANG
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 12:55, archived)
# MAYBE SO BUT NOT BEING GINGER I WOULDN'T KNOW FIRST HAND.
(, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 13:18, archived)
# up his arse with the penguin
(, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:23, archived)
# I DON'T LIKE THAT FONT
TOO BRO- wait..
TOO WHITE
(, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:22, archived)
# probably works better without the shit text
(, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:23, archived)
# Always.
(, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:24, archived)
# ning :)
(, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:25, archived)
# okies me fix
(, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:25, archived)
# looks much better :)
(, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:46, archived)
# They also said that upon finishing construction at Auschwitz.
(, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:25, archived)
# pffh
(, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:27, archived)
# one of my mates calls the dole office the "arbeit macht frei"
(, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:28, archived)
# did a five year old walk by the corpse, inducing a death erection?
(, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:27, archived)
# heh heh
fat git-no wonder he had a cardiac arrest
(, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 11:44, archived)