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[challenge entry] Maybe he's just been locked in the cellar?
First post ever, please don't kill me.

EDIT -- Thanks for the size jokes, get them all the time



From the Michael Jackson challenge. See all 244 entries (closed)

(jonnychin, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:15, archived)
# Don't you think that's a bit small though?

/edit: sorry if glasscock, but this is a nice read about a 13 year old boy who swapped his ipod for a walkman for a week. It makes me feel, well, old.

/edit2: thanks for resizing!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:16, archived)
# I read that yesterday
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:29, archived)
# I read it and wanted to smack him upside his head
Your fucking ipod's going to be obsolete in 10 years when they invent the music chip that gets implanted directly into your brain and your kids are going to go "God, I can' believe you carried that brick around!"

Cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:45, archived)
# i-brain
..technically they can already do that; new hearing aid technologies and all.
its just a matter of what they think people would actually sign up for at the time.
(artesia if a badger crawled out my arse, i'd call it jesus, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:37, archived)
# Some people may point out that this image is a little large
but welcome to b3ta anyway.

EDIT: There is more than a passing resemblance, isn't there?
They both have such kind eyes.

EDIT2: And top work on the resizing.
Woo! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:17, archived)
# I think it's the eyebrows

Imagine what great musical careers Fritzl's kids could have had if he hadn't eaten them
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:21, archived)
# I think
there's a lesson there for us all.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:23, archived)
# PIMP !
anyone else think jacko's daddi looks like a way late in the game PIMP ?
(artesia if a badger crawled out my arse, i'd call it jesus, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:39, archived)
# have this instead
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:18, archived)
# put an anchor in it's hutch
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:21, archived)
# He can take him
he has a helmet for a head
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:21, archived)
# nice example to set to the new kid
he gets asked to follow the FAQ about image sizes and you post a 2300 pixel tall one ;P

*edit - ha ha! top showing the new kid how its done by editing skills :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:22, archived)
# The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:23, archived)
# Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:26, archived)
# Are you suggesting they don't?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:28, archived)
# actually I am yes.
it's evolution in action
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:28, archived)
# No, it's a matter of how he grips it
plainly.
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:49, archived)
# hi new person
please be a love and resize that so it's under 100k and maybe under 600 pixels wide. Then toddle off to read the FAQ which has other reasonable requests about how to use this site.
*edit - cheers for the resizing, enjoy your stay at B3ta towers :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:20, archived)
# good grief
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:20, archived)
# great balls of fire
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:22, archived)
# I'm getting deja poo.
It's that feeling where you can't quite believe you crimped off the whole length.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:23, archived)
# bigger!
welcome to b3ta, you'll never leave
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:22, archived)
# I tried, once.
I won't make that mistake again.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:47, archived)
# hello jonnychin
welcome to b3ta and all that stuff

have a look at the faq with regard to image sizes old boy.

cheers f'now

edit: Top Notch old boy. Jolly well done n stuff. Tally ho!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:22, archived)
# I can't see your image
perhaps it is too small

or just the size of THE FUCKING an entirely reasonably-sized MOON

thank you
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:23, archived)
# perhaps that small moon?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:26, archived)
# this picture is too small to see on my wall projection monitor, can you possibly increase
2048x1536 pixels?

then I can use this as my desktop

also, welcome to b3ta, you'll never leave
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:24, archived)
# Good re-sizing skills, there.
Welcome, kittens, chair, etc...

Edit: We've got a live one here....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:25, archived)
# so you think deleting it makes it unhappen?

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:29, archived)
# No, but it was evidently bothering you.
So I got rid of it.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:30, archived)
# Don't get me wrong:
I normally genuinely liked your posts, both 3D and 2D stuff. But you've now repeatedly posted pictures that were obviously made with ContextFree from settings just copy/pasted from their site without you mentioning it. As was already pointed out by other people, that makes one wonder if any of your pics are genuinely yours or just copied from somewhere else. If you were a noob, people'd flame the shit out of you. But you're a regular, and very nice to talk to, and I just would expect better from one.
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:36, archived)
# Okey doke. I read you.
Some of Context Free stuff was a poor call on my part, - but, I did either say, or if people asked, I would reply straight away.
I'm not to trying to pass stuff off.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 11:59, archived)
# Nicely!
Hello and welcome :)
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:31, archived)
# TOPSHOP
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:48, archived)
# My 2 awesome Dad's!
(PintOfGuinness, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 20:32, archived)
# Hahaha
Scary
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:27, archived)
# As it's Pirate image week...
Welcome Aboard Chin Lad
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:03, archived)