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# DERIVATIVE TOSH
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 23:26, archived)
# Measuring a summer's day, I only find it slips away to grey
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 23:29, archived)
# THE LIES THE LIES THE LIES
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 23:30, archived)
# i hate charlie brown
FUCK HIM UP GOOD, LINUS!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 23:29, archived)
# Linus isn't here man
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 23:30, archived)
# THERE IS NO LINUS ONLY ZUUL
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 23:33, archived)
# Is Zuul Open-source then?
Will it run XP games?
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 17 Nov 2009, 23:36, archived)
# no
but it'll make you sleep above the covers.
four FEET above the covers.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 23:37, archived)
# Lumpy mattress problems cured forever.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 17 Nov 2009, 23:42, archived)
# i sorted out my lumpy mattress
by pinching my mum's mattress topper.
mmmm, cosy merino wool...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 23:47, archived)
# What I want to do is use cell culture to grow
an entire sheet of Persian cat fur to sleep on, without claws.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 17 Nov 2009, 23:54, archived)
# that would be pure comfy win
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 23:57, archived)
# Is your mother enjoying her new tangering pool table?
a) Do you iron your tshirts, or just fold them?
b) All the tiny animals hide in the woodlands.
c) Clouds are all the same, jerk.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 23:31, archived)
# I honestly have no idea what a Tangering pool table is
a) I eat them
b) THE LITTLE CREATURES KNOW THE COMING OF THE HORNED ONE THE PHALLUS OF THE GOATED GOD THE SHARPENED BARBS THE HAIRY RING
c) THE LIES THE LIES THE LIES THE LIES THE LIES
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 23:33, archived)
# b) is getting me all steamy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 23:34, archived)
# mE TOO
eNOUGH THAT i LEAVE caps lock ON
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 23:39, archived)
# caps lock?
i'm having a hard enough job just keeping my knickers on
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 23:40, archived)
# How does one "tanger," exactly?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 23:35, archived)
# Beats the hell out of me
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 23:40, archived)
# All tangered up in brown . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 23:37, archived)
# I have consulted the oracle
and it should have been "Tangerine".

I don't actually know what a tangerine pool table is, but I assume it would be a pool table coloured tangerine. Sounds like SORCERY to me.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 23:42, archived)
# I do like the colour scheming !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 23:46, archived)
# Thank you
It's the colour of Yog Soggoth's bathroom wallpaper
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 23:47, archived)
# LIES LIES LIES
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(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 23:45, archived)
# SUMMON THE SPIRIT THE SACRIFICE APPEARS THE BLOOD IN THE WINE THE WINE IN THE BLOOD THE DEMON AFTERBIRTH
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 23:46, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 23:55, archived)