Hey, *I* didn't kill Roy
*I* didn't summon the spirit of ancient Pan to try and get hold of the little red-haired girl bound in my basement
*I* didn't collect spiders and spend my Sundays inserting them into my rectum to prepare myself for the love of the horned God
I'm only the reporter.
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Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:01,
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*I* didn't collect spiders and spend my Sundays inserting them into my rectum to prepare myself for the love of the horned God
I'm only the reporter.
the lies the lies the lies the lies
the lies the lies the lies the lies
the lies the lies the lies the lies
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Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:05,
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the lies the lies the lies the lies
the lies the lies the lies the lies
Puddles of oil, raindrops on windscreens, the tears of a child...
My Little Pony Soup.
That sort of thing.
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Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:24,
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That sort of thing.
You should bring these out as toys :D
i want 2% of profit for having the idea ;)
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Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:19,
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Hey, everyone will get his or her cut.
Except him over there. Not him.
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Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:25,
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NOT ANY MORE, BUSTER.
:)
Oh, and I just watched 'Let The Right One In', and it was good. And sinister. It was braw, even.
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Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:29,
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Oh, and I just watched 'Let The Right One In', and it was good. And sinister. It was braw, even.
I have not seen it
I have just read Wikipedia's description of it. Based on it being a vampire film, I am going to get hold of it and watch it.
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Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:31,
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Pan is just an Agriculture god
believed to look after crops and bastardised in Christanity as the model for Satan as a goat hooved evil being... The Lies The Lies The Lies The Lies The Lies The Lies The Lies The Lies The Lies The Lies The Lies The Lies The Lies The Lies The Lies The Lies The Lies The Lies The Lies The Lies The Lies The Lies The Lies The Lies... He Comes...
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Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:10,
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LIES
ALL LIES
Pan's agricultural image is a lure, a glamour, cast to entice strangers into his grasp at which point they are lost, lost forever to his barbed lust and his unholy desires a rampant desire that will never be slaked no matter how often he rapes and drowns in blood and chews the defiled livers of victims sacrificed on his altar while he gloried himself in their death agonies to the sound of the pipes and the fifes and the frenzied screams of his ecstatic worshippers engaging in their foul and rabid rites of blood and pain and anal sex
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Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:13,
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Pan's agricultural image is a lure, a glamour, cast to entice strangers into his grasp at which point they are lost, lost forever to his barbed lust and his unholy desires a rampant desire that will never be slaked no matter how often he rapes and drowns in blood and chews the defiled livers of victims sacrificed on his altar while he gloried himself in their death agonies to the sound of the pipes and the fifes and the frenzied screams of his ecstatic worshippers engaging in their foul and rabid rites of blood and pain and anal sex
Yes
But it will be acidic, brewed from the rotting ruins of ergot-ridden grain, inducing vicious hallucinations that lead rapidly to vomiting, projectile streams of blood spewing from mouths and colons and urethras and nostrils, lubricants for the untameable desires of the goat God.
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Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:17,
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Yes.
But it will be acidic, brewed from the rotting ruins of ergot-ridden grain, inducing vicious hallucinations that lead rapidly to vomiting, projectile streams of foetid blood spewing from mouths and colons and urethras and nostrils, lubricants for the untameable desires of the goat God.
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Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:22,
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This has been edited
I was advised that the word "foetid" belonged in there. After much consideration, I was inclined to agree.
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Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:24,
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Wise choice
A few years back they were using Tennants and at least they got over that but... yeah.
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Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:20,
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Fosters isn't beer
And Budweiser is just Heineken that someone dropped a set of keys in while it was, for want of a better word, brewing.
Even Pan has his standards.
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Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:23,
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Even Pan has his standards.
Permanently so
Some attribute that to Priapus, others to Frey, but these "Gods" were but manifestations of mighty Pan.
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Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:24,
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BUDWEISER IS SHIT
and ALWAYS GIVE ME HEARTBURN!!
I AM SHOUTING ON THE INTERNET!!! FUCKING LOOK AT MY COCK!!!!!
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Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:31,
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I AM SHOUTING ON THE INTERNET!!! FUCKING LOOK AT MY COCK!!!!!
NO LOOK AT MY COCK YOU CUNTS
BUDWEISER TASTES OF METALLIC WEE-WEE
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