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# Dude, you're messed up - brainularily.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:59, archived)
# Hey, *I* didn't kill Roy
*I* didn't summon the spirit of ancient Pan to try and get hold of the little red-haired girl bound in my basement

*I* didn't collect spiders and spend my Sundays inserting them into my rectum to prepare myself for the love of the horned God

I'm only the reporter.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:01, archived)
# Oh you so did.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:02, archived)
# :(
didn't.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:04, archived)
# The Lies...
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:03, archived)
#
the lies the lies the lies the lies
the lies the lies the lies the lies
the lies the lies the lies the lies
(language_it a vulgar display of ignorance, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:05, archived)
# THE LIES THE LIES THE LIES
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:07, archived)
# Iguano
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:12, archived)
# Puppy!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:14, archived)
# Rainbow tail!
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:14, archived)
# There's only so many places you can put rainbows.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:15, archived)
# You speak truth
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:19, archived)
# Puddles of oil, raindrops on windscreens, the tears of a child...
My Little Pony Soup.

That sort of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:24, archived)
# Yay for dinysaurusses
ESPECIALLY rainbow dinysaurusses.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:16, archived)
# colors!
eheheh
(language_it a vulgar display of ignorance, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:16, archived)
# Even dressed in rainbows this one looks like an 'ard bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:17, archived)
# his expression!
he is asking for trouble
(language_it a vulgar display of ignorance, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:20, archived)
# Yaaaaaaaaaaaay!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:18, archived)
# You should bring these out as toys :D
i want 2% of profit for having the idea ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:19, archived)
# And I want 5% for being here.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:21, archived)
# Hey, everyone will get his or her cut.
Except him over there. Not him.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:25, archived)
# :(
It's even my thread.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:26, archived)
# NOT ANY MORE, BUSTER.
:)

Oh, and I just watched 'Let The Right One In', and it was good. And sinister. It was braw, even.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:29, archived)
# I have not seen it
I have just read Wikipedia's description of it. Based on it being a vampire film, I am going to get hold of it and watch it.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:31, archived)
# Pan is just an Agriculture god
believed to look after crops and bastardised in Christanity as the model for Satan as a goat hooved evil being... The Lies The Lies The Lies The Lies The Lies The Lies The Lies The Lies The Lies The Lies The Lies The Lies The Lies The Lies The Lies The Lies The Lies The Lies The Lies The Lies The Lies The Lies The Lies The Lies... He Comes...
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:10, archived)
# LIES
ALL LIES

Pan's agricultural image is a lure, a glamour, cast to entice strangers into his grasp at which point they are lost, lost forever to his barbed lust and his unholy desires a rampant desire that will never be slaked no matter how often he rapes and drowns in blood and chews the defiled livers of victims sacrificed on his altar while he gloried himself in their death agonies to the sound of the pipes and the fifes and the frenzied screams of his ecstatic worshippers engaging in their foul and rabid rites of blood and pain and anal sex
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:13, archived)
# Sounds good will there be beer?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:15, archived)
# Yes
But it will be acidic, brewed from the rotting ruins of ergot-ridden grain, inducing vicious hallucinations that lead rapidly to vomiting, projectile streams of blood spewing from mouths and colons and urethras and nostrils, lubricants for the untameable desires of the goat God.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:17, archived)
# But it's still beer, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:18, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9832008
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:19, archived)
# But it IS still beer?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:21, archived)
# Yes.
But it will be acidic, brewed from the rotting ruins of ergot-ridden grain, inducing vicious hallucinations that lead rapidly to vomiting, projectile streams of foetid blood spewing from mouths and colons and urethras and nostrils, lubricants for the untameable desires of the goat God.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:22, archived)
# dejavu
(language_it a vulgar display of ignorance, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:23, archived)
# This has been edited
I was advised that the word "foetid" belonged in there. After much consideration, I was inclined to agree.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:24, archived)
# heineken? Ewwww... I think I'll give it a miss
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:19, archived)
# Wise choice
A few years back they were using Tennants and at least they got over that but... yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:20, archived)
# It could be worst they could be serving Fosters or Budweiser
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:21, archived)
# Fosters isn't beer
And Budweiser is just Heineken that someone dropped a set of keys in while it was, for want of a better word, brewing.

Even Pan has his standards.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:23, archived)
# and an erected fallus
(language_it a vulgar display of ignorance, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:23, archived)
# Permanently so
Some attribute that to Priapus, others to Frey, but these "Gods" were but manifestations of mighty Pan.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:24, archived)
# BUDWEISER IS SHIT
and ALWAYS GIVE ME HEARTBURN!!

I AM SHOUTING ON THE INTERNET!!! FUCKING LOOK AT MY COCK!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:31, archived)
# NO LOOK AT MY COCK YOU CUNTS
BUDWEISER TASTES OF METALLIC WEE-WEE
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:32, archived)
# I'm enjoying this cockathon :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:38, archived)
# I am glad
I live but to make others happy
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:43, archived)
# COCK!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:49, archived)
# too many cocks to look
(language_it a vulgar display of ignorance, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:39, archived)
# too many cocks spoil the broth
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:43, archived)
# Unless it needs more salt :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:52, archived)
# And a bit of thickener
Bukkake Broth
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:54, archived)
# Needs more foetid.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:20, archived)
# OK
"...projectile streams of foetid blood spewing from mouths and colons and urethras and nostrils..."
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:22, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:23, archived)
# http://www.b3ta.com/board/9832026
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:23, archived)