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# LIES
ALL LIES

Pan's agricultural image is a lure, a glamour, cast to entice strangers into his grasp at which point they are lost, lost forever to his barbed lust and his unholy desires a rampant desire that will never be slaked no matter how often he rapes and drowns in blood and chews the defiled livers of victims sacrificed on his altar while he gloried himself in their death agonies to the sound of the pipes and the fifes and the frenzied screams of his ecstatic worshippers engaging in their foul and rabid rites of blood and pain and anal sex
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:13, archived)
# Sounds good will there be beer?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:15, archived)
# Yes
But it will be acidic, brewed from the rotting ruins of ergot-ridden grain, inducing vicious hallucinations that lead rapidly to vomiting, projectile streams of blood spewing from mouths and colons and urethras and nostrils, lubricants for the untameable desires of the goat God.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:17, archived)
# But it's still beer, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:18, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9832008
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:19, archived)
# But it IS still beer?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:21, archived)
# Yes.
But it will be acidic, brewed from the rotting ruins of ergot-ridden grain, inducing vicious hallucinations that lead rapidly to vomiting, projectile streams of foetid blood spewing from mouths and colons and urethras and nostrils, lubricants for the untameable desires of the goat God.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:22, archived)
# dejavu
(language_it a vulgar display of ignorance, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:23, archived)
# This has been edited
I was advised that the word "foetid" belonged in there. After much consideration, I was inclined to agree.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:24, archived)
# heineken? Ewwww... I think I'll give it a miss
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:19, archived)
# Wise choice
A few years back they were using Tennants and at least they got over that but... yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:20, archived)
# It could be worst they could be serving Fosters or Budweiser
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:21, archived)
# Fosters isn't beer
And Budweiser is just Heineken that someone dropped a set of keys in while it was, for want of a better word, brewing.

Even Pan has his standards.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:23, archived)
# and an erected fallus
(language_it a vulgar display of ignorance, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:23, archived)
# Permanently so
Some attribute that to Priapus, others to Frey, but these "Gods" were but manifestations of mighty Pan.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:24, archived)
# BUDWEISER IS SHIT
and ALWAYS GIVE ME HEARTBURN!!

I AM SHOUTING ON THE INTERNET!!! FUCKING LOOK AT MY COCK!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:31, archived)
# NO LOOK AT MY COCK YOU CUNTS
BUDWEISER TASTES OF METALLIC WEE-WEE
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:32, archived)
# I'm enjoying this cockathon :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:38, archived)
# I am glad
I live but to make others happy
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:43, archived)
# COCK!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:49, archived)
# too many cocks to look
(language_it a vulgar display of ignorance, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:39, archived)
# too many cocks spoil the broth
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:43, archived)
# Unless it needs more salt :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:52, archived)
# And a bit of thickener
Bukkake Broth
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:54, archived)
# Needs more foetid.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:20, archived)
# OK
"...projectile streams of foetid blood spewing from mouths and colons and urethras and nostrils..."
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:22, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:23, archived)
# http://www.b3ta.com/board/9832026
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:23, archived)