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[challenge entry] Happy Selfridges


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From the The iPad challenge. See all 368 entries (closed)

(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 1:17, archived)
# She needs some clearasil ultra.
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 1:19, archived)
# Nah
She's a lizard, they have skin like that
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 1:21, archived)
# Her nickname has got to be 'Pebbles'.
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 1:21, archived)
# or Murray
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 1:24, archived)
# Tiger prawns bought in that building are £75 a kilo.
When I have guests, I make do with cheap ham, superglue and my 'secret special ingredient'.

Oh, and some salad and other such shit.
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 1:27, archived)
# £75!
Good gravy. I knew it was overpriced, but thats ridiculous


the special indgredient is semem, isnt it?
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 1:34, archived)
# Nearly.
But it's OK, I have an ever-dwindling flow of guests.
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 1:41, archived)