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[challenge entry] Cecil B Demille presents

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(I helped save b3ta! badg3r :: what are you insinuating, you equity ponce? last considered changing his board sig on, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 11:47, archived)
[challenge entry] hehe
mind if I pea this?

(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 11:49, archived)
# ha ha ha b-b-b-b-b-brilliant
. . . . and shouldn't this be an iMage Challege?
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:00, archived)
# m-m-m-most d-d-definitely !
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:06, archived)
# Your pic > moon
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 11:49, archived)
# 'tis fixed
(I helped save b3ta! badg3r :: what are you insinuating, you equity ponce? last considered changing his board sig on, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 11:53, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 11:55, archived)
# Better than the moon?
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:05, archived)
# haha
needs more 'Apple Business Policy"
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 11:49, archived)
# hahah
we need 10 new commandments...

Thou Shalt not prattle on about you new Apple device in the pub
....
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 11:54, archived)
# Thou shalt not start stories with "When I was at uni ... "
Thou shalt not entertain gossip about celebrities
Thou shalt punch Michael MacIntyre should you ever see him
Thou shalt take thine Clodplay albums and burn them with extreme prejudice
Thou shalt use the word funk to describe music or depression only
Thou shalt not make an order of coffee any more complicated than white or black ...
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 11:57, archived)
# damn
agreed
awww!
agreed - is that a deliberate typo?
huh?
can I add sugar?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:00, archived)
# Yes he needs it
Yes it is.
One can either listen to funk or be in a funk, but a bar is not The Funk or funky, and certainly not your bloody mobile phone.
Yes you can.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:08, archived)
# Oh fuck
I was in Starbucks at the weekend.

- "I'd like a tea please - in one of those mugs" (points to stacked mugs)

- "Tall, grande, venti?"

-"In one of those" (points again)

- "Yes, but tall, grande or venti"

- "In that size" (points)

- "You can have it in one of those, but which size? Tall, grande or venti"

- "What size is that??" (points)

- "Tall"

- "I would like a tall one then!?"

- "Drinking here or to take out?"

- "I want it in ONE OF THOSE MUGS (points), therefore I will be sitting here and drinking it, won't I, unless I am allowed to take those away?"

- "No, those are for drinking in only"
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:07, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
And then you totally punched their lights out and drank the tea out of the mug while standing over their bloodied, unconscious body, weeing on them.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:09, archived)
# Ah forgot about the weeing bit - will remember that for next time!
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:12, archived)
# haha
what's the difference between tall and grande?

what the fuck is venti?

I know I could look these things up for myself, but I don't wanna

I've only ever been in a Starbucks once, and that was in 2000 - the coffee tasted of washing-up liquid. I assume that all coffee in all their stores everywhere tastes the same.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:12, archived)
# Nothing has changed - I was in a Seattle starbucks and the coffee all tastes like that.
That's why I drink the tea.
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:16, archived)
# .......don't know much about commandments n' all that
*must brush up* :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 11:56, archived)
# nice
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 11:59, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(I helped save b3ta! revolution now 👊, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:00, archived)
# hehehehee
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:01, archived)