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[challenge entry] Where The iPad belongs
MOD EDIT: Yeah, that's probably a bit on the NSFW side

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(I helped save b3ta! RossThePiper Stretch Armstrong is my Father, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 18:52, archived)
# *rumblerumblerumble*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 18:54, archived)
# Hey Mu,
there was just a mirror on the Antiques Roadshow and I thought, WOW! That's a really realistic painting! How kooky!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 19:34, archived)
# hmm
i have seen one of these before somewhere
(I helped save b3ta! BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 18:56, archived)
# yes, it does look vaguely famililiar
now where the hell did I see one of them?

Back in the Sudan in the 30s ISTR, but a different colour.
.
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 20:09, archived)
# I know it's Sunday and it's lateish
but shirely that's NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 18:58, archived)
# THIS
is your first post on /board?
Seriously?
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 19:02, archived)
# Well, that explains it more than if it was his 100th+!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 31 Jan 2010, 19:03, archived)
# yup
first image post
(I helped save b3ta! RossThePiper Stretch Armstrong is my Father, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 19:06, archived)
# Little tip. If you think that someone found looking at that image at work might get in trouble
then it's probably best to link it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 19:08, archived)
# Nudity should be cruder... like this.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 19:12, archived)
# Elbow to the face.
*DUUUSHH!!!!*
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 19:14, archived)
# NSFW YOU BASTARD!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 19:15, archived)
# Mu has seen over two naked ladies in his lifetime.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 19:23, archived)
# I don't know if that's a compliment to my drawing or an insult to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 19:38, archived)
# It's a compliment AND an insult, man.
It's just how I roll. Sideways. Like a sausage.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 19:39, archived)
# Hot dog or bratwurst?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 19:42, archived)
# SAUSAGE ROLLS.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 19:44, archived)
# Fair enough
(I helped save b3ta! RossThePiper Stretch Armstrong is my Father, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 19:22, archived)
# Totally not worth waiting nearly three years for.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 20:00, archived)
# Mr Arthur T Jones would be so proud!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 19:06, archived)
# Largs Academy, eh?
When and how long for?
(I helped save b3ta! RossThePiper Stretch Armstrong is my Father, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 19:15, archived)
# Never, for no amount of time ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 19:17, archived)
# How do you know him then?
(I helped save b3ta! RossThePiper Stretch Armstrong is my Father, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 19:20, archived)
# I have an internets.
Welcome to Largs Academy! Generally regarded as one of Scotland's most successful state schools (and the one with the nicest views), Largs Academy is a busy, dynamic school community dedicated to the success and achievement of all its pupils. Though we concentrate heavily on maintaining and improving our high levels of pupil attainment, we also bear in mind the wider needs of the full range of our pupils. We have an extensive and growing list of extra-curricular activities, including two lottery-funded sports development projects.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 19:21, archived)
# meh...
he wouln't be proud.
he more than likely wanted me kicked out sooner than my voluntary departure
(I helped save b3ta! RossThePiper Stretch Armstrong is my Father, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 19:25, archived)
#
Our pupils enjoy opportunities to take part in an ever-growing 'menu' of Education/Industry links as well as initiatives aimed at developing 'citizenship'. All pupils, including those with special needs, are strongly supported by a wonderfully committed staff who, together with the pupils (at over 1050, the school roll is at its highest ever figure) and the parents, work together in a happy, relaxed but very purposeful atmosphere. Standards are high and constantly monitored. Pupil attendance rates are high, pupil exclusion rates for poor behaviour are low. We work very hard to try to eliminate bullying and we are totally committed to the idea of taking down the barriers that might lie in the way of all pupils learning and experiencing success.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 19:28, archived)
#
“Each Child is Special”

At Largs Academy we will endeavour to enable all pupils to reach their full potential within a caring and safe environment, allowing them to lead fulfilled lives

Aims
Our vision will be achieved in practice by ensuring that each child is a

Successful learner
Responsible citizen
Confident individual
Effective contributor
within a culture that embraces the core values of honesty, respect, integrity and tolerance.

To help achieve the above we will….

Have high expectations of our pupils and encourage them to set high standards for themselves

Maintain good order, sound discipline and promote positive behaviour which will help to ensure that learning & teaching are effective

Meet the needs of our pupils and seek to involve them fully in the life of the school

Recognise the successes and achievements of our pupils

Communicate effectively with parents and involve them in the life of the school

Ensure that the school plays a full part in the life of the community

Continually try to improve the service we provide
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 19:33, archived)
#
wiki.answers.com/Q/Does_fish_has_a_leg
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 19:35, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
He also neglected to mention that fish also have a inflatable beach ball in their bellys!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 19:36, archived)
# LOL.
I laughed quite a lot at that.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 19:43, archived)
#
All parents of a child of school age have a duty to ensure a that there child attends school regularly. Attendance is recorded twice a day, morning and afternoon. Absence from school is recorded in the school register as authorised, unauthorised or temporarily excluded. We rely heavily upon parents to keep the school informed by letter or by telephone * if the child is likely to be absent for some time and to provide a note for their child's Registration teacher upon his or her return to school. The note should confirm that the reason for absence. In addition, parents should inform the school on the morning of the first day of absence.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 19:35, archived)
# You iz well wicked at internetz stalkin' blud, innit.
:D
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 19:28, archived)
# Feels like I'm being stalked at the moment
(I helped save b3ta! RossThePiper Stretch Armstrong is my Father, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 19:31, archived)
#
The department is situated in the IT building and comprises 2 classrooms (Rooms 2 and 3) and access to a staff room. Both rooms are equipped with Apple Macintosh computers and interactive boards.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 19:39, archived)
# Last time we interstalked someone we bullied him into deleting his twitter accout. Oops.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 19:45, archived)
# I am not interstalking him!
But I am now interstalking Mrs C Collins, the Deputy Head, as she only has a bottom lip.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 19:47, archived)
# cjcypher from United Kingdom is a male age 27 who is Straight. cjcypher has - Not Given - eyes, - Not Given - hair and is - Not Given - tall. He is Straight and is looking for somebody who is into Erotic Mail or Chat, One-on-One Sex.
Endowed: small.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 19:47, archived)
# LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 19:54, archived)
# I like this.
www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=82537
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 19:56, archived)
# Just seen your message on his blogtv channel.
You legend Mu.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 19:59, archived)
# Bit extreme on his part, don't you think
(I helped save b3ta! RossThePiper Stretch Armstrong is my Father, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 19:55, archived)
# The force was weak in him.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 19:57, archived)
# Sounds like it
(I helped save b3ta! RossThePiper Stretch Armstrong is my Father, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 19:59, archived)
# The problem with Largs Academy is
it's in Largs.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 20:12, archived)
# true
(I helped save b3ta! RossThePiper Stretch Armstrong is my Father, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 20:44, archived)
# Largs Academy, eh?
When and how long for?

Lots of love, Ross.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 19:25, archived)
# nah
no love
no emotion of any form, actually
(I helped save b3ta! RossThePiper Stretch Armstrong is my Father, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 19:27, archived)
# Yeah,
1996 to 2001.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 19:29, archived)
# Hello, honeybunny.
I too studied at whatever university during that time.

Kisses and touches, Rossthepiper.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 19:30, archived)
# Hey sugartits!
I loved that university that I studied at during that time!

Mouthrapes, redsushiwhoopwhoopthepiper
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 19:32, archived)
# Rossthepiper enjoys your sexitude.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 19:32, archived)
# wooo
(herman:D, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 19:08, archived)
# ah you linked it damn, I was just about to post this
SFW
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 19:10, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 19:12, archived)
# Aye
thats a bit more work safe
(I helped save b3ta! RossThePiper Stretch Armstrong is my Father, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 19:14, archived)
# don't wait another 2 years
before your next image
(I helped save b3ta! Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Sun 31 Jan 2010, 19:12, archived)
# PC Failure
the computer I had at the time sort of went on fire not long after I signed up.

being a student, didn't have a lot of money so couldn't afford to replace it
(I helped save b3ta! RossThePiper Stretch Armstrong is my Father, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 19:17, archived)
# :)NSFW:D
img8.imageshack.us/img8/9996/b3ta09.gif
(herman:D, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 19:17, archived)
# >:(
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 19:30, archived)
# Should that MOD also be taking a look at the
popular page?.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 19:39, archived)
# *checks*
Oh my!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 19:41, archived)
# SUUUUUUUUUSSSSSH!!!!!!!
Whoop! Whoop!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 31 Jan 2010, 19:47, archived)
# how did that get votes? :P
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 19:55, archived)
# Fanny!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 31 Jan 2010, 19:43, archived)