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[challenge entry] iGotfired
Did my back in last week, got told I was no good to them on Friday.
Templols. Tried working in a call centre this morning, left after 4 hours.

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(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:31, archived)
# CUNTS!!!!
i have temped lots, it can be ok if you get a good agency

good luck
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:32, archived)
# Cheers
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:32, archived)
# ouch!
you might be able to compo this post ;D
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:32, archived)
# iNoted
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:36, archived)
# Why is the world full of hatred? :(
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:33, archived)
# probably something you did
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:33, archived)
# I just draw stuff.
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:35, archived)
# Mohammed? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:36, archived)
# ALLAHU ACKBAR!
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:37, archived)
# *trap-based lols*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:38, archived)
# It's touching how much thought you're putting in to your responses to this thread.
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:39, archived)
#
t's
'm
how much thought you're putting in to your responses to this thread
kids
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:47, archived)
# I have to type a beginning of a reply, then chose something suitable.
That's far more thought and care than usually goes into my mind bubbles around here.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:48, archived)
# MuHammed
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:37, archived)
# I share a birthday with Muhammed.
Well, I say I share a birthday, he was born on the same date as I was. I don't think he has birthdays anymore what with him being dead and all that.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:51, archived)
# Guys, we're missing our PBUHs here.
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:52, archived)
# What?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:54, archived)
# Piss Be Upon Him
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:57, archived)
# Muhammad (pbuh)
When you say Muhammad (pbuh) you gotta add pbuh after it. It's the one and only thing I learnt about Islam at school.

You're a bad muslim.
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:59, archived)
# Awww I hope you find some meaningful employment soon
seems you're having a run of bad luck
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:34, archived)
# Thanks, I am
I'm getting seriously low these days.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:35, archived)
# keep your chin up love
it's just a bad spell it will soon be over
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:49, archived)
# Thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:50, archived)
# Amazing how well some businesses support their employees...
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:35, archived)
# and hospital trusts
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:36, archived)
# that's shitty
and now my headache is back, i'm off.
g'night all!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:36, archived)
# Night :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:36, archived)
# where's the picture you cunt?
/talk is that way
*points*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:36, archived)
# 'ere ya go

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:38, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:38, archived)
# FOLLOW YOUR BLISS MY FRIEND!
Or, you know, go out on a killing rampage. You really haven't had much luck lately have you.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:36, archived)
# No
Killing spree is imminent.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:37, archived)
# They could let you go that easily on the back of physical injury?
Seems strange

bad luck all the same mate
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:38, archived)
# I think the firer in question didn't like me
He's a collossally venal prickabout.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:41, archived)
# I thought that said prickabound, which is a great insult imo
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:44, archived)
# Haha yes
"Luther McFeathers was a notorious local prickabound, who stalked the parks of East London for some time."
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:50, archived)
# FUCK 'EM ALL! I BURY THOSE COCKROACHES
 
I hope this will prove to be an opportunity, in the long run.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:50, archived)
# Temp employee = No rights.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:42, archived)
# iCommiserate
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:41, archived)
# iThank
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:42, archived)
# ^TH-iS
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:48, archived)
# If your back is very bad this might be irrelevant, but you could always do something mental like this:
www.vso.org.uk/volunteer/index.asp

Obviously a pretty significant commitment, lots of logistics etc, but it could be an amazing thing to do until jobs exist again.

I'm thinking about it if I don't manage to get a job this year.
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:43, archived)
# Lovely thought, thanks Z
Unfortunately my situation would require I sell everything and start again when I got back (my aunt is my closest relative, and not much help).
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:46, archived)
# Also I'm crippled with depression, otherwise yay! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:46, archived)
# Ah. Well.
Thumbs up. Hope you find something a little better than call centre work soon.
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:47, archived)
# Cheers
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:51, archived)
# I am highly tempted by this.
One question though;

"We offer a range of Youth for Development roles across many professional skill areas including education, business & IT, communications & fundraising, community & social development, and HIV/AIDS."

How is HIV/AIDS a professional skill area? How is it professional to get sick?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:46, archived)
# It reads better like this
"We offer a range of Youth for Development roles (across many professional skill areas including education, business & IT, communications & fundraising, community & social development) and HIV/AIDS."
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:48, archived)
# SO they give you HIV/AIDS then?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:51, archived)
# I don't think that's what they mean, Whoop
I think you've misunderstood.
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:48, archived)
# Inconceivable!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:50, archived)
# we were making love by Wednesday
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:44, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:45, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:46, archived)
# I THINK I SEE A SMILE THERE
www.dailykitten.com/2010/01/frankie-geno/
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:51, archived)
# Awwwwwwwwwwww
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:52, archived)
# Think how I feel
I work in a call centre full time.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:50, archived)
# I WANT TO TALK TO YOUR SUPERVISOR
Ring them up, tell them your b3ta password and get them on here. I'm waiting.
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:52, archived)
# Ok.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:53, archived)
# Hello

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:54, archived)
# WELL, WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT
Don't tell me that other idiot didn't summarise my problem for you.
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:57, archived)
# He called you a cunt and I agree.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:59, archived)
# WELL I NEVER.
I'm writing to Watchdog.
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 23:01, archived)
# *emergency fluff*
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:52, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:53, archived)
# AW here is a picture of my cat enjoying the radiator.
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:55, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:56, archived)
# CATURDAY?
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 23:06, archived)
# Fucking gypo!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:56, archived)
# sorry man
but in happier news, I got a full on casio cheese instrument today.

let my cheese cheer you up! :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:59, archived)
# Sweet
Cockweasle knew a guy in a band called L Casio Immunitas.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 23:04, archived)
# haha
I'll have to call myself Carlos Casioniño Bandango from now on

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 23:06, archived)
# THE FIVE PERCENT NATION OF CASIOTONE.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 23:12, archived)
# SOON TO BE 7.32%
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 0:07, archived)
# THE FIVE PERCENT NATION OF LUMPS IN MY OATMEAL
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 0:11, archived)
# They are cunts
and I am sorry :(
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 23:20, archived)
# like i said last time i worked in a call center/re
its hell on earth I'm surprised they didnt have you training for a couple of weeks. thats usually a giggle anyway hope things work out for you. and keep at it.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 2:24, archived)