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(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:46, archived)
# he got the skillz
: D
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:47, archived)
# ...

(jflinden wifflewaffle, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 12:27, archived)
# FTW!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 12:36, archived)
# So very true
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:47, archived)
# haha!
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:48, archived)
# from the makers of
He's stolen a tenner from my birthday card

and

Hey!..Where's my Giro?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:51, archived)
# haha
and "I can't be arsed to walk up 3 flights of stairs, so you've got everybody's post again"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:53, archived)
# Dude, where's my giro?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:53, archived)
# always worse on a Saturday
gotta wait till friggin' Monday then :(
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:59, archived)
# Aaah them were the days...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 12:10, archived)
# and...
"Yeah, I left that parcel under your mat, so no one would be able to see the big box sticking out from under your mat"
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:55, archived)
# Couriers can be just as incompetent
Friend waited in for a parcel delivery. She heard a van outside and saw the courier drive off. Turns out the silly courier met someone in the stairwell of the block who claimed to know the recipient and they signed for it. With a false name.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:59, archived)
# "Summoning Parcelforce" is a Vizism for something that can be done very quickly - ie -
in the time that it takes for them to ring the bell and then shove the card through the box.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:56, archived)
# I heart Viz
Imagine my surprise... etc...
(likeajackhammer, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:59, archived)
# Make visitors think you've gone mad
By answering the door naked with "Help me" carved into your chest with a razor, while eating shit out of an ice-cream tub with a spoon.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 12:30, archived)
# hahahahhaha! bloody ace :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:59, archived)
# : D
good one : )
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 12:28, archived)
# ha most good
MOST GOOD!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 12:29, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 12:31, archived)
# Excellent :)
Do they all have the same handwriting?
(I helped save b3ta! Jsysco is mostly a lurker, mostly, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:07, archived)
# That touches me
like an uncle.
clickety click

And you're lucky if they even bother to leave a card round our way grrr.
(danceswithferrets is leaking sanity, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 17:01, archived)
# You always hit the nail on the head :)
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 18:17, archived)
# There's a QOTW
in what happened after you watched a movie (like this) with your GF out there lurking methinks.
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 19:50, archived)
# I totally read that as
GP. I'm an idiot.
(I helped save b3ta! HexShaped remembers when this was all fields, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 8:44, archived)