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thebear is thebear, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:47, archived)

Supermoore!

Fetch that biscuit!
And a woo to you, sir.

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charliedontsurf, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:48, archived)

Yay!

Have a biscuit Mr. Bear. You can nibble on it on the way to hell. :)

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:51, archived)

yummmeeeeee

...

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thebear is thebear, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:55, archived)

*steals biscuit and sells it on Ebay for a mint*

*gives mint to bear*

here, i don't like mints

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:56, archived)

I can make a very good Spag Bol with mince

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thebear is thebear, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:03, archived)

i can make one with spaghetti.

maybe we should combine our powers.

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:07, archived)

Morning mate,

are you still planning to be in New York in November?

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:49, archived)

Yessum

ning

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thebear is thebear, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:49, archived)

YAY!

What dates?
We can meet up and stuff!!
Cool.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:51, archived)

excrement

Don't know me dates yet, when are you going to be there and I'll try and fit mine round yours

"two fatmen go mad in the big apple" - it'll be the big core when we've finished with it!

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thebear is thebear, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:55, archived)

We're flying out

on the sixth and will return on the eleventh.
I think...I have those days booked off anyhoo.
Maybe we could spend a day doing stuff*.

*eating

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:57, archived)

what a jolly good idea

it'll be chilly so we'll have to eat around soho cos the bars and restaurants there are very goood and close together

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thebear is thebear, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:59, archived)

Sounds cool,

I want to venture out to The Village at some point.
Oh and go to a few museums, do more of Central Park, that sort of thing, we did all of the touristy stuff last time.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:02, archived)

village is near

and I can try and get you into the Friars Club

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thebear is thebear, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:04, archived)

I'm not shaving my head

and wearing hessian robes for anyone...not again anyway.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:13, archived)

"Take me to the heart of the Big Apple,

I want to check out the pips."

/partridge

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butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:58, archived)

Arf!

poor monkey scrotum face is dead!

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sick_boy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:58, archived)

Oooh, hello, you

So, still no sign of Chumley, eh? Did the vindaloo down Brick Lane not do the trick?
Edit/ Oooh, how rude of me, woo to your lovely pic, thebear. sorry

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MizEmma, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:00, archived)

Nothing at all!

Currys did not work. She is going for accupuncture tonight to try and induce.

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sick_boy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:02, archived)

Bummer.

I'm heading out down your way shortly - coffee?

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MizEmma, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:04, archived)

That would be lovely!

You buying?

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sick_boy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:06, archived)

Can do.

Why, you feeling skint?

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MizEmma, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:09, archived)

Nah

just chancing my arm!

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sick_boy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:11, archived)

Well, after the

comment below, I would think you'd be too ashamed of yourself to try cheek, young man.

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MizEmma, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:12, archived)

Was only joshing!

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sick_boy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:13, archived)

Hmm, well

we'll see about that *schoolmarm*

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MizEmma, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:16, archived)

I keep telling you

SHAG

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thebear is thebear, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:04, archived)

A rough shag?

I assume you're talking about pipe tobacco.

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Baz Fuck off, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:05, archived)

Have been shagging for Scotland!

But still nothing. It is a bit odd too, had to dig out the old Sick Boy Book of positions to try feasible ones.

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sick_boy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:07, archived)

I reckon blow jobs should be easy enough.

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Baz Fuck off, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:08, archived)

Hehehehehe

Yup. But if the baby is in the right position then you get both at once.

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sick_boy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:08, archived)

hell

now

immediately

do not pass go

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thebear is thebear, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:10, archived)

Have I overstepped the mark this time?

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sick_boy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:10, archived)

Well, only your

conscience can tell you that...... ;)

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MizEmma, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:13, archived)

my what?

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sick_boy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:13, archived)

I rest

my case.

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MizEmma, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:18, archived)

Eww eww eww

You should be ashamed of yourself.

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MizEmma, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:10, archived)

no there is a natural 'inducer' in jizzum

in fact the drug they use is a synthetic variation...

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thebear is thebear, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:09, archived)

I bet this "FACT"

was brought to you by a man. :)

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Baz Fuck off, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:14, archived)

t'was the midwife actually

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thebear is thebear, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:19, archived)

Fake Cum?

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:15, archived)

Men faking orgasms....

...how rare!

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sick_boy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:17, archived)

Prostaglandin gel

is the preferred method of induction
FACT.

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MizEmma, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:23, archived)

that's the one

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thebear is thebear, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:29, archived)

Threaduse!

Game of footy, b3ta versus whoever we can find to play us. Raise some cash. Anyone interested
?

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:40, archived)

possibly

we could play Popbitch

[edit] Yeah, put my name down

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:41, archived)

those crack addled whores wouldn't be able to find 11 people healthy enough

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new_matt, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:41, archived)

whereas we're all

fitness freaks who don't spend too much time in front of computers?

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butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:45, archived)

well i am

i don't know about you.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:46, archived)

And the time

not spent in front of our computers isn't spent drinking either...

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Ijon Tichy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:47, archived)

And kick them...

;-)

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Darryn.R, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:42, archived)

That's the kind of thing!

Maybe fark and worth1000 too, if they've got enough able bodied individuals.

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:42, archived)

Aren't they both mainly American?

(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:00, archived)

i'll dust my boots off

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new_matt, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:41, archived)

i read that as

'boobs'

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:42, archived)

dont like football

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Laughing Boy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:42, archived)

football? let me think....

no.

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:41, archived)

we could always be the drunken supporters though,

not that I care much for footy, but I do like being drunken

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Pootle, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:43, archived)

cheerleader outfits?

*offers to shake pom-poms

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Lynxkitten, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:58, archived)

I'll hold you to that.

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:04, archived)

ooh yes

I'd look lovely in a little skirt, with my hairy legs out, for all the world to see, oh yes, lovely.

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Pootle, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:07, archived)

Phwoar.

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charliedontsurf, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:09, archived)

Aye, sounds good.

Where and when?

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charliedontsurf, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:42, archived)

Tell you what

anyone interested e-mail me (address in profile) and I'll start making a list of who's interested, and e-mailing some possible opponents. It would probably be in London I think, for conveniances sake, but we could combine it with a bash/drinking binge.

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:43, archived)

i would

but i'm shit.

i'll do some celebrity ass kicking to raise money, you just need to provide the celebs.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:42, archived)

i'm alright in goal / defence.

though i probs wont be able to get there. when abouts you thinking of playing?

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:44, archived)

Maybe the weekend of the haloween bash?

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:45, archived)

Footy?

You mean under-the-table shenanigans?
Kinky!

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butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:45, archived)

I've always considered it to be a core b3ta brand value

to fucking hate football

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rob, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:45, archived)

How about Table Football ?

Or Blow Football ?

Or Pong ?

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Darryn.R, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:46, archived)

sport is for thickos

fact

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rob, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:48, archived)

so sport is designated for thickos...

by whom exactly?

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Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:49, archived)

marketing teams

and perverts.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:53, archived)

here here

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Red wine and cheese., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:49, archived)

they only promote it at school

cos most of the kids that are good at it, aren't going to be good at anything else, for the rest of their lives

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Pootle, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:49, archived)

and lets not forget

it's against the law for schools not to make schoolkids do sport

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Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:51, archived)

Sport sport

Masculine sport
Equips a young man for society
Da-di-da-di Jolly good sport. (unsure of lyric here)
It's an odd boy that doesn't like sport

/bonzo

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butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:53, archived)

I love that song

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Pootle, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:54, archived)

thought you

might

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butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:56, archived)

Does PONG count...

as a sport ?

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Darryn.R, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:57, archived)

unless it's the world cup.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:47, archived)

I can see peoples problem with the professional game

but it's just running round looking silly and falling over, for a good cause too.

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:48, archived)

I'm with you

there, shit game.
For big girly gayboys apparently.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:48, archived)

Nancyboy poofter poets

the lot of 'em

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butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:54, archived)

Every

single one of them...even Darts players.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:55, archived)

Insufficiently explicit.

Please amend to "fucking hate all sports, whether as player or as spectator."

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Cassidy : Vissi d'arte, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:52, archived)

even the olympics?

shame on you

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Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:54, archived)

athletics is so dull

Kabaddi was the only decent TV sport, bring it back I say

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Pootle, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:56, archived)

and sumo

thats a real sport.

and scrap heap challenge.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:58, archived)

yes

sumo makes good telly.
If you are going to include Scrap Heap, then I think one can't overlook the sporting occasion that is the Robot Wars Grand Final

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Pootle, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:00, archived)

indeed

and as a newcomer into the foray, i will also suggest full metal challenge.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:04, archived)

Dont forget topless darts.

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charliedontsurf, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:04, archived)

Personnally

I've always thought Topless Space Hopper Racing would be ace..if a little taxing on the norks

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Lynxkitten, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:27, archived)

I love you.

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charliedontsurf, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:34, archived)

I saw

some beach volleyball coverage the other day. if they'd focussed more on the crowd it would have been better.

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rogan, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:04, archived)

but if Beach Volley ball is a proper sport

they should Introduce the French Cricket test match as well.

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Pootle, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:06, archived)

in my opinion

and for traditional values

i think they should still do the olympics in the nude
not for comedy value - no, never

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Red wine and cheese., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:58, archived)

hehe

that'd be great.

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Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:59, archived)

core b3tan values?

Gosh, we have values?

I'm indifferent about football. It means nothing to me.

Table football ROCKS BELLS though. I love that.

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chthonic, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:57, archived)

Tablefootball kicks arse.

I'll give you a game sometime.

(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:04, archived)

sounds like a laff

raise cash for...charity?

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mozza, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:46, archived)

Well

insofar as the server fund is a charity.

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:47, archived)

he he

Makes sense. It would be embarrassing to present a huge cheque for 50p to cancer research ;-)

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mozza, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:49, archived)

yes me

I will play and I will fall over

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thebear is thebear, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:46, archived)

I'm

in

*edit London , fuck that I'm out

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Tedmus, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:47, archived)

Well, it depends.

If the 11 I get together is mostly from the North, we'd do it in Manchester, provided we can find someone to play.

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:49, archived)

well

count me in for now then and we'll see whats what

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Tedmus, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:50, archived)

I could do a northern thing:)

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Danblez, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:55, archived)

Manchester would be ideal for me.

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charliedontsurf, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:57, archived)

I'd

love to. Although a northern type venue would suit me better.

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pagram, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:56, archived)

North is looking good

from the responses so far.

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:00, archived)

that's coz

"They love their footie up there, they really do!"

(jakeohoho, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:15, archived)

Im up for that.

left footed midfielder.

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Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:58, archived)

Good man.

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:01, archived)

Will play

But I am unfit and pretty shit at football.

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sick_boy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:01, archived)

That's the spirit!

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:01, archived)

I'll play.

Left midfield/defense.
London I can do.

Also Table-football, I am fucking good at. Played for college. See those tricks in the news letter. That was me*

* not 100% of fact

(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:03, archived)

Mary Had A Little Lamb............

My most realistic-ish looking work so far
Clicky to compare mine to the original

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Laughing Boy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:34, archived)

you are getting better

woo

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:35, archived)

:-)

thanks for you woo and for your compliment!

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Laughing Boy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:36, archived)

just wondering...

how do you get a customised profile page like pickled pizza has? do you have to be a member for a year or somthing?

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Laughing Boy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:40, archived)

you do it yourself

(or in my case, ask some nice like pecker to do it for you as you're too lazy)

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:43, archived)

You need

to add some 'style' tags at the top of your profile. view a profile's source code for inspiration.

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gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:59, archived)

make her stand it by a pylon

next :)

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:36, archived)

nice!

Sir, your hummus levels must be high today

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Red wine and cheese., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:38, archived)

Repost: apologies but i like it!

(Tabilda Been away a LONG time *grovels*, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:45, archived)

The bunnies might look cute at first...

My first posting... yay...

Click for da biggie.

(Foetustron wishes he had a longer name., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:31, archived)

fanta

stickle!

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:32, archived)

I'd been thinking all weekend

that they looked like tribbles. Woo!

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:32, archived)

That's the trouble with them.

TJ: I just found out Charles Bronson has died. Boo nay.

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charliedontsurf, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:40, archived)

Boo nay indeed.

1st Bronson shop of the day gets a biscuit.

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:41, archived)

So, that'll be the Death Wish poster..

With the word 'Wish' removed then...

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Darryn.R, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:44, archived)

Biscuit for Fat Boab, then.

See his somewhat earlier post.

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Cassidy : Vissi d'arte, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:47, archived)

Brilliant.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:33, archived)

ha ha

good first post :)

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CJ, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:33, archived)

hello

you seem to have got the hang of this place right away :)

woo! Are those bunnies really that hairy though?

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:33, archived)

that's a really good first post!

welcome!

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:34, archived)

Tribmendous

And wellcome

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Pootle, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:36, archived)

The trials and tribbilations of posting..

Woo for Shatner and Bunnies.

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Darryn.R, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:37, archived)

ha ha!

fantastic! welcome.

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mrRush, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:12, archived)

Someone should've read the fine print..

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Darryn.R, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:31, archived)

He really is

A fucking cnut isn't he.

Mornin

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@man move along, nothing to see here on, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:32, archived)

Yup..

And No 1 again or so I hear..

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Darryn.R, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:34, archived)

yep.

ggrrrrr

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:34, archived)

what?

in the Golden Hit Parade?

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Tedmus, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:55, archived)

Nope..

UK top 40 oddly (and worryingly enough)

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Darryn.R, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:57, archived)

he deserved that.

bald twunt.

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:34, archived)

i thought it was just unplugged as in un-hairplugged

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:34, archived)

It is..

But the only logo I could find was for 'MTV Unplugged - Unaired' so..

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Darryn.R, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:36, archived)

ahh good,

I wasn't sure if you'd added that as a seperate joke, i looked for pootling but couldn't see it.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:38, archived)

When I first looked,

I thought it was Harry Hill

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Mr Peet, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:36, archived)

wow

now you mention it

so did I

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@man move along, nothing to see here on, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:40, archived)

woo!

Does Play-Doh come out of the gaps where the hair was?

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mozza, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:44, archived)

Now that's an idea....

Hang on...

(Spud shop Elton day anyone ?)

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Darryn.R, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:47, archived)

that would be

great, maybe you should take the idea to playdoh - the parents would love it

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@man move along, nothing to see here on, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:48, archived)

Just need to rebrand it

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mozza, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:53, archived)

Nosey!

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CJ, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:28, archived)

i rather like that

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new_matt, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:29, archived)

As do I

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:31, archived)

fantastic

work!

woo!

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:31, archived)

excelllent work!

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:33, archived)

Giraffes are the greatest of really tall creatures.

Woo!

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charliedontsurf, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:34, archived)

ha ha ha

Floor it.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:34, archived)

hehehe i thought that.

*snap*

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:38, archived)

after the neck got twisted and trapped

they dragged the carcass along for a further 23 miles before it finally dislodged.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:40, archived)

It'd probably kick the shit out of the bus

before it died though. I saw one bend a scaff pole nearly in half with a swift kick when it didn't want to be put in a crate for moving.

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charliedontsurf, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:46, archived)

Mornin' everyone...

Click for ze bigginess.

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Couk, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:26, archived)

Woo! Smashing stuff!

I really must install my tablet at some point.

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:28, archived)

I don't think I've used a mouse since. The only problem is that it's ever so slightly delayed, maybe because it's USB. I dunno.

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Couk, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:29, archived)

beautiful

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:40, archived)

Hi Everybody!

monday morning threadwaste to say thank you to Smirny, MisterAlfie, and Darkedge for your hospitality on saturday.

I will never sleep in Lora's presence.

anyone got the pics?

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Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:25, archived)

Hi Dr. Nick!

She's a real comedian isn't she?

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:25, archived)

she sure is.

Aparently, she thinks my voice sound like yours.

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Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:29, archived)

Goodo!

Another mong!

;)

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:30, archived)

Hi Dr. Nick!

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charliedontsurf, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:27, archived)

yo.

A good weekend to be red in the north west : )

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Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:32, archived)

Indeed.

Even though I was ~~in London~~ stuck in a fucking traffic jam on the M6, with our lass complaining cos she didn't want to listen to the football.

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charliedontsurf, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:36, archived)

Not had a chance to get them off the camera yet

but I have many wonderful pics :)

I'm working on the m3tatween so that's taking priority at the moment. Darkedge should have a few though in the meantime.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:29, archived)

I've

got some too. Just pondering where I'm going to Up them to... MSN is gay

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Alfie, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:32, archived)

How about fotolog?

I haven't got a url as it was in the linkys section of some website I used to use.....

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:34, archived)

you can't upload more than 4 or 5 a day it's not a gallery place, more a place to collect interesting pics.

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:40, archived)

Arse

Got all the way signed up and discovered that normal membership is 1-pic per day. Even "Gold" membership is limited to 6p/day

I'll figure something out once the pizza wears off

(The_Pope, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:59, archived)

quickplace works. There is something about it in the FAQ if Im not mistaken.

(

Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:02, archived)

Pfft

Who reads a FAQ anyway? That's why it's called "Frequently ASKED Questions", rather than "Most Often Read Userguide"

Seriously, cheers dude - will get uploadin

(The_Pope, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:04, archived)

This is not

Mister Alfie. The_Pope is having troubles logged him out on his machine.

Damn cookies. Can't be arsed booting the lounge machine. Suffice to say that GEOFF will upload photos sometime today, somewhere

(

Alfie, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:35, archived)

notmisteralfie

can you check 4rthur or e-mail me your address please.

Edit: nevermind.
Edit2: in utero.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:40, archived)

It's

done

(

Alfie, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:43, archived)

Slight temporal fluctuation in the conversation

but should be back in synch shortly.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:45, archived)

I managed

to bother ;-)

(The_Pope, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:58, archived)

HI DOCTOR NICK!

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:42, archived)

Hello mate

I guess I deserved everything (except the marmite) after what I did to Dan on Friday night.

(

Ijon Tichy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:45, archived)

still, meant you didnt have to move far for breakfast when you woke up,

(

Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:57, archived)

Hey y'all, here we are again...

(

christhebarker, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:25, archived)

I like

how he combs his hat.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:27, archived)

Ho ho.

Who's been filling you with eastern promise then?

(

christhebarker, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:28, archived)

Whoops,

I forgot I changed that...I can't remember why now...

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:30, archived)

ha ha ha

naughty boy.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:32, archived)

woo

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:32, archived)

Morning!

How was gay Paree?

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MizEmma, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:37, archived)

Great

spent a little too many euros on funky tshirts and clothes generally though! Also, caught the French A team and the opening "in 1979 a crack commando squad were wrongfully imprisonned..." speech was great. Made me laugh though, B.A. was called Baracuda and Howling Mad Murdoch was called "Looping" Murdoch.
[edit] coming to my gig on Friday still?

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christhebarker, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:41, archived)

Those

wacky french.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:43, archived)

Looping!

(I like that word ~ best read in the style of Jim Rosenthal... "Llllllllllloopinggggggg")

(

christhebarker, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:45, archived)

Sure it wasn't Lupin?

Which is wolfy.

(

charliedontsurf, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:47, archived)

pretty sure

yeah

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christhebarker, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:48, archived)

Oh well.

Sounds groovy anyway. I'm really going to post that pound today. It's sat in front of me and everything.

(

charliedontsurf, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:55, archived)

Haven't been home this morning

so I don't know whether I sold any more over the weekend.

(

christhebarker, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:56, archived)

Hope you left some

euros for those all important French undies for Nurse Dunno!

(

MizEmma, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:44, archived)

*ahem*

yeah, don't tell her I mentioned that here will you....

(

christhebarker, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:46, archived)

hehehehehe!

So what's my silence worth, eh?

(

MizEmma, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:47, archived)

erm

pound off on Friday?

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christhebarker, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:49, archived)

Cheek! There's

a pound off anyway with the flyer so that's not much of a bribe.

(

MizEmma, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:51, archived)

Damn

damn damn damn ...

(

christhebarker, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:55, archived)

What, did you hope

I hadn't noticed that? I'm not just a pretty face, y'know.

(

MizEmma, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:56, archived)

10:22 = post-breakfast smoke time!

shameful pearoast but only coz i hummus cannot

(

raver, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:23, archived)

fantastic

mmm...smokes...

did anyone see that documentary last night about people keeping weird animals as pets? the two goths with the meercat were great!

(

mozza, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:24, archived)

yeh!!

i did! that meercat was kewl. did you see those bengal cats that looked like leopards? they look really wikid and i want one

(

Laughing Boy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:25, archived)

the titled guy with the leopard/cat crossbreeds was a bit of a character...

(

mozza, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:28, archived)

he carved his dead tigers tigers name into his arm.....strange guy......

(

Laughing Boy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:30, archived)

did some say smoking meercats?

**warning: tails are flammable

(

lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:26, archived)

They're changing guard at Buckingham Palace

They're changing guard at Buckingham Palace -
Christopher Robin went down with Alice.
A face looked out, but it wasn't the King's.
"He's much too busy a-sexing up things,"
Says Alice.

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beaubodor blogless, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:21, archived)

I can't sing that song without singing

"Christopher Robin went down on Alice"

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butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:22, archived)

better than him going down on Pooh though

could get in all sorts of trouble for that!

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:26, archived)

are you suggesting that Mandy is taking Camby's job?

really?
(been away so heard no news of anything)

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:22, archived)

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/3197265.stm

(

beaubodor blogless, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:26, archived)

David Hill is, apparently

famulus.msnbc.com/FamulusIntl/reuters08-31-042401.asp?reg=EUROPE

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butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:27, archived)

david hill is

but rumour is Mandy's going to be very involved

(

beaubodor blogless, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:30, archived)

thanks

you two :)

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:31, archived)

They caught the blaster worm guy

australianit.news.com.au/articles/0,7204,7129734%5E15319%5E%5Enbv%5E,00.html
how they found him out was indeed funny...

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:19, archived)

did they tap on his door

until he stuck his head out?

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:22, archived)

eh?

"Hackers routinely substitute "3" for the letter "e" in their online aliases."

(

new_matt, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:24, archived)

Only the really clever ones.

The one that are l33t. see what I did there?

(

charliedontsurf, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:25, archived)

this must be a hsite for

Hax0rs then

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butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:32, archived)

Darwinian theory in action.

Dumbass.

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charliedontsurf, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:24, archived)

miniature tiger jumping is all the rage

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:19, archived)

these are really nice.

(

Sunshine Elephant, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:24, archived)

thanks,

but they take too long

(

pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:30, archived)

and must

be invisible

(

pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:36, archived)

tricky stuff.

the accuracy and realism is top quality though

(

Sunshine Elephant, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:37, archived)

Don't think I've posted this yet...I've spazzed back and couldn't find it...

(

R u f f K u t ...kicking in a nonce..., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:10, archived)

Is he being tatooed

by Art Garfunkle with a beard?

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:11, archived)

Isnt that

The guy from watershit challenge?

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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:12, archived)

Which one ?

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R u f f K u t ...kicking in a nonce..., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:13, archived)

The one on ITV

(

sick_boy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:14, archived)

The ...

Ive got confused, must be time for bed

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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:14, archived)

The one that sang "Bright Eyes".

(

Baz Fuck off, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:15, archived)

Burning

like fire

(

butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:16, archived)

Shouldn't have eaten that curry.

(

supermoore: HUNG, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:17, archived)

Morning all!

Tiger, tiger, burning bright
Watch out, you'll set the jungle alight!
-- Spike Milligan

(

Red wine and cheese., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:17, archived)

The boy stood on the burning deck.

Twit.

(

charliedontsurf, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:19, archived)

hehehe

how be everyone today?
i've just been paid, and the nasty tax-man has whisked away all my money, with a 500rpm whisk :(

(

Red wine and cheese., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:22, archived)

that's funny

heheheh

nice one :)

(Little Dolphin whips his tail, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:11, archived)

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

nicely done.

on another note i'd like to apologise to the bristol b3tans for not turning up on saturday.

i was out friday night and didn't get up until 2pm. to which i had a stonking hangover and really didn't think i would be able to drive.
and the bastard at koits work wouldn't swap shifts with him so he had to work saturday.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:15, archived)

couldn't find it, so he went to Bristol to see a mate instead. I've not heard anything from anyone who actually made it to the bash yet.

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:16, archived)

he couldn't find the huge water tower on clifton downs?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:18, archived)

Apparently so.

I know where that is, and I live in Manchester.

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:19, archived)

crikey!

i'm thinking he needs an eyetest.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:19, archived)

seven peeps

made it there from what I heard. Not sure how HP missed LP's pirate flag!

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barnesy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:20, archived)

It's possible

he got to the water tower and then couldn't find us.

We were at the end of the arrow marked on the flyer rather than at the water tower, but if he can't follow a map.... ;-P

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LP, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:50, archived)

The beer throne got in FHM...

doo daaaaah, dooo daaaaaaah!

/great pride
MORNING ALL!

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:08, archived)

Thats top

I shall build one straight away, who wants to help?

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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:09, archived)

I will

send me all your full cans of lager each with an S.A.E and I'll gladly help empty them

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gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:23, archived)

blimey

woo!

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:09, archived)

Yay!

I bet that stinks! ;)

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:09, archived)

naaah

but i dont live there any more so im not bothered

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:12, archived)

Oh, you wacky students!

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Baz Fuck off, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:09, archived)

im no student!

just an alcoholic

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:11, archived)

Oh, you wacky alcoholics!

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Baz Fuck off, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:13, archived)

Yay

I have that copy. Good work mate!

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sick_boy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:10, archived)

Beaut.

Does it not just crush down when you sit on it though?

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charliedontsurf, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:11, archived)

nope, solid as

they have no dents so theyre fine :D

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:12, archived)

Right.

*off to buy a load of superglue and some booze*

Edit: actually, that sound like quite a fun night in.

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charliedontsurf, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:17, archived)

The combined strength of all thosde cylinders

is probably pretty impressive.

/beer engineer.

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:12, archived)

if you have a single, undented can

if will support your weight (unless your huge that is)

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:14, archived)

what

sort of cans are these?

*looks at flattened piece of metal on floor*

define huge :)

(jamena, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:42, archived)

i concur

although, if you had them sideyways it'd be flat city :D

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:15, archived)

*prod*

why not just register a new username for 4rthur? then you needn't be all alone.

(

butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:17, archived)

All sorted now.

My work PC wasn't allowing cookies from that domain for some reason. Probably something to do with my being a spastic :)

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:23, archived)

Splendid!

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butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:27, archived)

I'm

from Warrington but I'm not Ian

(

Tedmus, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:14, archived)

did it

impress the chicks?

(

rogan, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:15, archived)

very much so!

; )

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:16, archived)

Excellent

Oustanding work, well done sir!

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Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:16, archived)

well done

Hurrah for b3tans in print

(

Pootle, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:23, archived)

I missed my B3taday yesterday! So here is my B3taday card today:

It's been a fun fucking year. Thank you all (well most of you) for making it happen. A year ago I though photoshop was boots developing department. Now I don't even use Comic Sans any more. Would have been spooky if the sicklet (Copyright Bovine) was born yesterday.

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sick_boy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:07, archived)

oooh

woo you!

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:08, archived)

Congratulations

young whipper-snapper.

(

butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:09, archived)

Happy b3taday!

I had no idea I was older than you.

(

charliedontsurf, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:09, archived)

You probably aren't in the real world...

....wherever that is ;)

(

sick_boy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:10, archived)

What, there's somthing outside b3ta?

Surely nobody can live at that speed.

(

charliedontsurf, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:13, archived)

yay !

(

Tedmus, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:09, archived)

Woo Congrats!!

Nice pic too what a bonus.

You havent got an egg and bacon sarnie there too by any chance?

(

Danblez, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:10, archived)

happy

burthdoi!

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mozza, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:10, archived)

Congratumerlations!

Woo!

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:10, archived)

"Choose a puppies"?

Still, big woos to you!

(

Baz Fuck off, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:11, archived)

yes

choose a puppies! What are you? My fucking proof-reader? ;)

(

sick_boy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:12, archived)

huzzah!

best wishes to you and Mrs Boy too.

(

bleepbloop, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:12, archived)

*gets sore neck*

hehehe, nice handshadow puppet of a rabbit you're doing there.

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:12, archived)

(it's sooty naked)

(

sick_boy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:13, archived)

woo!

congrats! welcome to the oldies club

(

jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:12, archived)

hurrah for sickers

and woo yay for the sicklet to come

(

thebear is thebear, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:13, archived)

Woo to you sir!

Happy b3taday, hope the sprog arrives soon.

(

Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:16, archived)

woo

happy b3rthday!

(

pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:21, archived)

yay!

(

monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:25, archived)

Hurrah

Happy belated b3ta birthday

(

Pootle, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:25, archived)

well done sir

well done indeed.

(

new_matt, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:30, archived)

Riddle one this...

(

mozza, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:00, archived)

That's superb!

Have a yay

(

sick_boy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:00, archived)

Top shopping.

Woo!

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:01, archived)

very top shopping.

(

Sunshine Elephant, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:02, archived)

Good work

Fella

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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:03, archived)

blimeh!

totaly woo.
have you tagged that. It might be nicked by the wonderful paparazi that haunt this place.

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:03, archived)

surely "Riddle One this"

....pedant!

Have a repost from the weekend

"Rehearsals didn't go to plan..."

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thebear is thebear, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:04, archived)

Yay for the frog chorus!

*wanders off, singing 'bum, bum, bum'*

(

charliedontsurf, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:06, archived)

ayie ayie...

/wanders off.

(</guy>, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:28, archived)

of course!

changed...and woo to your frog chorus!

(

mozza, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:06, archived)

yay for guitar geekery and shoppage!

(Mystery Woo Yay Boy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:52, archived)

fucking

bob on !

(

Tedmus, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:04, archived)

ooh, if you could see more of his legs i'd be tempted to put a yellow stain on them

to make the piddler.

Anyhoo, I'm rendering a large chunk of the m3tatween in a testing kind of way, and it's gonna take about 10 hours. So I'd better try and limit the number of tests I need.

Has anyone seen Chaotic Illuminator about? I still need 1 segment and it's his.

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:04, archived)

Not seen him about much

Zero says he's very busy at the moment. Best way of getting in touch, bar e-mail, is to get zero to text him or something I would think.

10 hours!? Blimeh!

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:06, archived)

yeah, I've e-mailed him just now, knew he'd been quite busy but just trying to give him a final chance before I get something else

to cover it.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:09, archived)

he went mad so we shot him

(

thebear is thebear, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:07, archived)

I saw him on here

about a week ago, and he said he was at the finishing touches stage of his section, if that's any help!

(

barnesy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:11, archived)

yeah

then he got realy busy.
I've heard from him since then, i'll just e-mail I guess :)

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:17, archived)

he was on

last night (the night before?) posting a picture of some fireworks. he apologised for being very slack with his tweening...

edit: here
www.b3ta.com/board/1881241

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rogan, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:17, archived)

I'll have a look

For some reason Adobe Premiere at Hugo's wouldn't show your bit and a few other segments when I was there on Saturday, it would play fine in media player etc. Not your fault, just a codec quirk I think. I can still deal with yours in vegas video alright though.

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:21, archived)

I sent

hugo the flash, he said he'd sorted it...

(

rogan, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:25, archived)

Top shelf, drawer, darts, stuff.

Take your pic. Or take 'em all.

(

charliedontsurf, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:07, archived)

per

fect!

(

pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:20, archived)

Oh my

that's rather spiffing.

woo!

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 22:13, archived)

Who Gives You Extra?

IMAGE REMOVED on request of Halifax.

Edit: yes, I know I am a bad man.

(

Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 9:51, archived)

Bad man

Woo yay

Edit:

ooh ooh ooh ooh we do

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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 9:52, archived)

Please

don't make me laugh - my body can't take it at the minute...

w/y/h

(

Ijon Tichy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 9:52, archived)

is your shitness self-inflicted?

(

new_matt, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 9:55, archived)

Nope

it was done to me by half a bottle of Teachers yesterday afternoon.

(

Ijon Tichy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 9:56, archived)

so it *is* self-inflicted

serves you right. didn't your mother warn you about the perils of strong liquor?

(

new_matt, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 9:57, archived)

She knows all about those.

;)

(

supermoore: HUNG, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 9:58, archived)

She says you

taught her everything she knows.

(

Ijon Tichy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 9:59, archived)

HALF a bottle?!?!?!?!

wimp

(

thebear is thebear, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:00, archived)

I HAD

been drinking for the entire weekend before that though...

(

Ijon Tichy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:02, archived)

lightweight

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thebear is thebear, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:05, archived)

Damn straight.

(

Ijon Tichy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:06, archived)

was more like 3/4

of the bottle after drinking on friday till 3am, saturday from 1 till 5am sunday, then back on the booze at lunchtime

(

Darkedge, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:17, archived)

What's up with you?

If it's what I think it is, then nip down the shops, get some Alka Seltzer XS. Sorts you right out. And get me some while you're there.

(

charliedontsurf, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 9:56, archived)

You bastard.

Now I feel soiled.

*looks down*

Oh, I am.

(

Baz Fuck off, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 9:53, archived)

Oi you cunt

you gonna enter the C4 challange

see profile

(

thebear is thebear, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:01, archived)

Can I be a referee?

(

supermoore: HUNG, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:02, archived)

only if you wear a skirt

and false moustache and hat with corks hanging from it...

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thebear is thebear, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:06, archived)

what about the top half

of his body?

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:07, archived)

It's a deal

so long as I can wear a bra made from half coconuts.

(

supermoore: HUNG, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:07, archived)

(

thebear is thebear, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:15, archived)

the referees will be dressed to look like me

then?

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butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:13, archived)

she'll have a shock

when she turns around

(stone the crows, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 9:53, archived)

I dont

Think she will yknow. Then again finding out Ghandi is go 2 to the dozen up your back...

(

keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 9:54, archived)

is in the post.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 9:58, archived)

Super duper

Will get it mailed to you before im off on me holibobs, dont forget to shout if you want anything else on there

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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:00, archived)

PORN!

er...sorry, force of habit.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:03, archived)

Yes, just

Dont say it in an old peoples home, half keel over, the other half try and jump you for a gerriatric gang bang. Never again

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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:08, archived)

All that

gummy action.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:29, archived)

He looks remarkably pleased with himself.

The smug twat.

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charliedontsurf, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 9:54, archived)

he just need a croissant

and a glass of wine.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 9:56, archived)

And a pick axe in the head.

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charliedontsurf, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:01, archived)

Thats

Quality!

(Mad Frank, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 9:57, archived)

that

is far to scary for words.

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 9:58, archived)

That's well shopped.

But it is my mission in life to rid the world of that little fucking cunt of a shit for brains mole-man who darkens our televisions and bill-boards. FUCKING DWARF CUNT!

(

sick_boy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:01, archived)

pump

it!

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:25, archived)

Woopla

Shes gonna have some bad friction burns on those elbows in the morning!

(Caerdydd, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:17, archived)

im vaguely

aroused

(davey_binbag, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:57, archived)

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