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The third in the series:

(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:04, archived)

thats too bad

he lost his arms

(Corn Dog, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:05, archived)

look

closer

(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:07, archived)

Does the 'm' in '200m' stand for miles then?

(

HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:06, archived)

badum

it's called a 'figure of speech'
(I think)

(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:07, archived)

hmmmmmmmmmm

hmmmmmmmmmmmm
;)

(McDave, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:08, archived)

i see.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:10, archived)

might as well make it a triathalon

(

StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:11, archived)

Don't triathlons normally involve bikes?

(

HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:12, archived)

I have no idea

(

StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:13, archived)

Isn't there supposed

to be a shark and a helicopter/

.

(emptyspace, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:12, archived)

If you watch it long enough, he gets there

They're just a long way away.

(

HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:13, archived)

Here is the rest of the series:

(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:15, archived)

Introducing the new Olympic event

The 200m shark and hurdle dodge.

.

(emptyspace, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:19, archived)

what event shall i do next?

...

(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:20, archived)

The 200m

Plummet

.

(emptyspace, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:24, archived)

couldn't resist

to paintmash a cock on this picture

(9 1/2 inches)
/edit: fine ill link it for you
http://www.ukdragon.com/b3ta/ewww.gif

(Corn Dog, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:02, archived)

I don't know if it's NSFW

But just NO! KILL IT!!! SOMEONE!

(

Whillow, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:03, archived)

what a bendy..

wang he has.

(

Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:03, archived)

wangtastic

(kebab, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:04, archived)

am i just going mental

or does that look NSFW to anyone else?

(

freshlegs, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:04, archived)

vsfw

very safe for work

(Corn Dog, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:05, archived)

ha, i like you

you'll go far

(kebab, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:06, archived)

Bah

It's only a cartoon.

(

Mullet Over, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:06, archived)

it's definitely

NSFW

please link

(

robh, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:06, archived)

i know it doesn't look like porn,

but it's very definitely in the category of "things i wouldn't like my boss to casually glimpse over my shoulder".

edit: that said, i'd be fired if my boss saw me looking at anything on b3ta during work...

(

freshlegs, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:07, archived)

Like

a babys arm!

(Nicky Nacky Noo... Scratch and Sniff Please, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:05, archived)

Hehehehe..

(

holygiblets, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:09, archived)

sorry..........i couldn't resist it.........

ba dum tish

(Leonardo Acropolis, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:59, archived)

hahaha

that is brilliant. love the dalek speech bubbles

(matthewcr, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:00, archived)

I have an IQ of 6000...

(

HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:01, archived)

How are the diodes down your left hand side?

(

Whillow, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:02, archived)

*BZZZZZZZZZZZZZT*

Next contestant.

(

HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:03, archived)

wots iq

(emptyspace, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:09, archived)

you'll never

need to know

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:11, archived)

woo!

(

lemonhead, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:20, archived)

Hello!!!

To get a guaranteed ticket to join a party in a city of gold called HEAVEN with JESUS,U2,Van Halen,Chuck Norris,Bruce Lee,Clint Eastwwod,Barbara Streisand,The 3 Stooges,The Marx Brothers,The Doobie Brothers,Chrioni & The Chorono Brothers,Apiel,Michelangelo,Raphael,Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers,Roy Orbison,Roger Staubach,Johnny Unitas,Johnny Bench,Ernest Hemmingway,Mark Twain,ELVIS and a lot of other famous celebrities!!! Just say,"I believe that JESES is LORD,please fill me with your HOLY SPIRIT!!!
Pray daily to JESUS,read a HOLY BIBLE,go to a PENTACOSTAL CHURCH,and tell others about JESUS so that they can go to HEAVEN!!! You'll get gold crowns and gold musical instruments for telling others about JESUS!!!
HELLO HOLY ANGELS!!!

(beerdrinker & potsmoker, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:57, archived)

I think you've drank too much beer

and/or smoked too much pot

(

wayward., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:58, archived)

(

Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:59, archived)

If there's no Chas & Dave

I don't wanna go there.

(

StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:59, archived)

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWW!!!!!!

*starts praying and spreading the word of god, even thought he likes none of those people*

(glenbo, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:59, archived)

WTFAYBOA?

(

HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:00, archived)

To get into a party with Slayer, Iron Maiden, Metallica, Guns N Roses, Led Zeppelin, Jimi Hendrix (If they really sold their souls), every black metal band you can think of, and get a good tan, be gay, a transvestite, wear hats if you're a woman and covert thy neighbour's ass.

(

Whillow, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:01, archived)

My neighbour doesn't have an ass

Can I covet his V8 Rover 800 instead?

(

HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:02, archived)

Feel free

Although, Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers makes it tempting...

(

Whillow, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:02, archived)

feel free?

oooh, thank you very much
....mmmmmmmmm squishy.......

(

robh, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:04, archived)

have you got some sort of

literature about your views that I could browse at my leisure?

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:01, archived)

Wow, if this

average Joe worships Jesus, maybe I should too!

(McDave, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:10, archived)

rat race

(matthewcr, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:56, archived)

You loon

That's class! Is Rat Race (the film) any good?

(

Whillow, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:58, archived)

I doubt it

but Rowan Atkinson may be well endowed

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:59, archived)

thanks

I have no idea about the film

(matthewcr, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:59, archived)

it's fucking appalling. That's a very woo pic tho!

(

Mullet Over, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:02, archived)

heheh

woo

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:59, archived)

Hat Rat Race

to be precise.

(

HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:03, archived)

that's

delightful.

(

freshlegs, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:05, archived)

Nice

lovely work :)

(

oCo, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:11, archived)

Sorry, has this been done?

(Timmy (Esq), Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:55, archived)

yeah

we see that antlers-that-are-hands thing *all the time*

(Socks_of_war, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:57, archived)

thought so

Sorry.

(Timmy (Esq), Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:58, archived)

I like that

with various parts of my body and lots of my mind

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:59, archived)

Had to get this one out of my system

Not a gadget, but it was rattlin' in me 'ed

Listen Carefully Bond, I have a new form of currency for you you can use it anywhere....

(Nicky Nacky Noo... Scratch and Sniff Please, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:54, archived)

Groan

woo though

(Socks_of_war, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:55, archived)

My banker would be proud!

(Jolly Xmas Jew Lick my silver bells., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:57, archived)

Warning!: dancing in front of another ballerina's castle can invoke fits of "dance rage".

performances of swan lake lead to more deaths per annum than shark attacks. Be warned!

(

freshlegs, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:51, archived)

you fucking loon

w/y/h

(

Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:52, archived)

What a load of..................

Bollox!

(Hauptman Von Butter Kasse You are all a bunch of mincing pansies, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:52, archived)

Hehehe

(

StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:52, archived)

a cautionary tale

for all ages

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:52, archived)

hahahaha

fantastic

(

lemonhead, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:53, archived)

Big pile

of mental

(

wayward., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:53, archived)

I quite fail to understand that,

but I like the speed and madness of it anyway :)
... and thanks for the warnings

(

oCo, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:54, archived)

ballerina princesses being territorial

you know how they are ;)

(

lemonhead, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:57, archived)

thanks lemonhead

succinct and accurate!

(

freshlegs, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:03, archived)

but of course !

(

oCo, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:04, archived)

The Question On Everyone's Lips...

It's been a highly debated discussion all day, but what do you think?

How big is Rowan Atkinson's willy?

(

holygiblets, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:45, archived)

7ft 2inches and getting bigger all the time

(

maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:46, archived)

We think...

... that he's a bit of a studmuffin and it's about 10"

(

holygiblets, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:47, archived)

Well his cod piece on Blackadder

seem quite big, but 10inches
woo yay
put a paperbag over his head.

(

maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:51, archived)

We also think...

...that John Cleese could be well hung also

(

holygiblets, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:53, archived)

by "we"

do you mean you and the voices?

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:54, archived)

"We" being...

... me and my dear partner, that's what I woke to this morning "Do you think Rowan Atkinson has a big willy?"

(

holygiblets, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:55, archived)

at times

I am glad I am single

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:57, archived)

(

holygiblets, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:57, archived)

it's true

he calls it Huge Laurie after his Blackadder costar

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:47, archived)

(

Kali, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:02, archived)

It's hitting 8 foot as we speak

(mcalidnb, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:48, archived)

LOOK! it's a golfer and it looks like she's kissing a giant....
here

(

edovan, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:49, archived)

gospel truth

a cuz of mine 'moved' in his cicles in the 80s and it is apparently very large

not as big as his bank balance

(

thebear is thebear, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:49, archived)

My mum went to Oxford uni with him

FACT!

(

Whillow, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:50, archived)

Ask her how big it was back then

(

StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:50, archived)

-12 foot

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:51, archived)

she must have been quitegood friends to find that out

(

Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:51, archived)

did she.......

Shag him?

(Hauptman Von Butter Kasse You are all a bunch of mincing pansies, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:51, archived)

Nope

Apparently she had the odd drink with Hugh Lourie though.

(

Whillow, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:54, archived)

Did your...

...mom catch a lookie at it?

(

holygiblets, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:51, archived)

its a winky

Its about yay big but mine is bigger

(Hauptman Von Butter Kasse You are all a bunch of mincing pansies, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:50, archived)

the average size of willy is......

5.2 inches....

a bit disappointing!!! hee hee

(louise3512uk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:52, archived)

Wow..

.. is that all?

(

holygiblets, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:54, archived)

I know,

thats what I thought!!!

Cos you can buy vibrators of the average size...
pah!! Give me rampant rabbit any day :)

(but anyway...)

(louise3512uk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:00, archived)

Some of those...

... vibrators at Ann Summers are darn scary

(

holygiblets, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:03, archived)

scary for men yes..

for women...

well..kind of necessary :D

(louise3512uk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:05, archived)

mines

obviously keeping up the averages

(

thebear is thebear, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:54, archived)

Up, or down.

Arctic or tropical.
Margret Thatcher or lovely lady?

(

Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:55, archived)

pardon?

(louise3512uk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:59, archived)

The conditions those average measurements are taken under.

Length as measured when:

Erect or flaccid,
In cold temperatures or warm,
And in the presence of an unpleasant or off putting thing like Maggie thatcher, or with someone more attractive...

(

Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:02, archived)

there's

someone more attractive than Thatcher?

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:04, archived)

Hard to believe,

I know... :)

(

Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:06, archived)

That's actually...

... quite interesting

(

holygiblets, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:05, archived)

It's all just very non PC

Is there a line this could cross?

(mcalidnb, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:45, archived)

There would be if I knew

what the hell you were blithering on about.

(

Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:49, archived)

The blue text is hard to read, plus I had to Google search to understand your joke

apparently Brothas is a referrence to black gays - although most people wouldn't know that.

(

maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:49, archived)

can you clue the rest of us lazy people in

pretty please?!?

Edit: Thank - Q, Mr Bond.

(

Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:50, archived)

i just thought

it was a just black people in general.

(Jimmaw, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:51, archived)

Me too

(mcalidnb, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:53, archived)

Googled this one.

www.fobrothas.com/
this is the Google search url
www.google.com/search?hl=en&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&q=brothas

(

maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:54, archived)

*adds to favourites*

I'm researching for a book.

(

wayward., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:55, archived)

Book, yes right, ermmm

;o)

(

maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:58, archived)

I got this from a cash and carry.

No shopping involved

BETA Washing up Liquid!
Sorry about quality, couldn't use flash and it's dark

(Timmy (Esq), Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:44, archived)

why

are you hiding in the storeroom

or hasn't your dad paid the leccy bill?

(

thebear is thebear, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:46, archived)

Nah, Ceiling is too high to change lightbulbs by hand

and I'm too lazy to get the ladders out.
So my lighting is "ambient"...

(Timmy (Esq), Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:54, archived)

shame you didn't buy any gammon then.

or alfalfa.

(

_null_, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:47, archived)

or hummus

(

thebear is thebear, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:50, archived)

I just took this picture of my hifi

now I'm too scared to look behind me.
cfb

(

StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:38, archived)

you're just showing off your hifi, aren't you.

pfft.
i'd show off my digital camera but it seems a bit complicated.
though you've managed it.

(

_null_, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:38, archived)

mmmmm

Denon.......

(

robh, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:39, archived)

mmmmm

denim.

:?

mmmf.

(

souljah, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:40, archived)

mmmm

diligence.
and dairylea.

(

_null_, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:41, archived)

Mmmmm Devon?

(

maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:41, archived)

knows how they make it so creamy

but i do. spunt.

(

_null_, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:42, archived)

Mmmm Dannon

yogurt...

(

Artamnesia, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:44, archived)

hello!

i was just thinking i hadn't seen your name for a while. nice to see you're still around. are you still having bandwidth woes?

(

freshlegs, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:20, archived)

go on then

take a picture of your camera with your ... errrr

(

thebear is thebear, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:47, archived)

Move very very slowly away from the hi-fi

it may just want to play a CD, you never know.

(

maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:39, archived)

probably by the doves.

(

_null_, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:41, archived)

arrrgghhhhh!!!!!

the fearthe fearthe fearthe fearthe fearthe fearthe fearthe fearthe fearthe fearthe fearthe fearthe fearthe fearthe fearthe fearthe fearthe fearthe fearthe fearthe fearthe fearthe fearthe fearthe fearthe fearthe fearthe fearthe fearthe fearthe fearthe fearthe fearthe fearthe fearthe fearthe fearthe fearthe fearthe fearthe fearthe fearthe fear

(

Plomien is Polish for flame, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:40, archived)

hehehehe

it always makes me laugh when you lot do that!!

Are there only us two ladies on here, maiden and me? Do we have all these men to ourselves???????????????

(louise3512uk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:46, archived)

and such fine figures of men we are...

(

_null_, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:47, archived)

speak for your self

I'm the manliest man of all england

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:49, archived)

come on then

lets see u!

(louise3512uk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:51, archived)

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:55, archived)

wow

so handsome

(louise3512uk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:57, archived)

don't underestimate

the value of quality dental care

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:58, archived)

Cor blimey gov'ner

We've seemed to have stumbled apon some stud muffins :)

(

Kali, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:04, archived)

nice henge

action

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:06, archived)

We're all sexy- 100% F.A.C.T.*

Falsely Answered, Complete Twaddle.

(

Whillow, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:52, archived)

hehehe

so are there any sexy ones?

(louise3512uk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:53, archived)

see here

B3ta Topless Desktop Wallpaper Calender

(

StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:55, archived)

Am I allowed to see the calendar?!

Anyone got any pics of themselves?

(louise3512uk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:58, archived)

click the fucking link

and you'll see some.

(

StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:59, archived)

It didn't show me any it just sent me to outook express

Thank you!!!!

Don't swear at me its not nice :(

(louise3512uk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:01, archived)

oh ok

I got it now

apologies I love you!!

(louise3512uk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:03, archived)

the links are on the right

the months are clickable

swearing isn't nice but it is big and clever 100% of FACT

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:03, archived)

can i send in a pic of me or is it too late?

I could get my boobies out

(louise3512uk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:07, archived)

I think they gave up on it

But feel free to get your boobies out anyway

(

wayward., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:11, archived)

hehe

like i said, im on msn :D
([email protected])

(louise3512uk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:12, archived)

Yup

want a baby?

(

thebear is thebear, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:48, archived)

oh come on.

put your todger away now. you've done enough damage.

(

_null_, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:48, archived)

hehehehehe

imagine it

billions of small thebears

(

thebear is thebear, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:51, archived)

naaaa

much prefer casual sex

(louise3512uk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:51, archived)

i don't know for sure,

but i've been told that other parts the internet are filled with sites focussed on casual sex.

(

freshlegs, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:54, archived)

?????

i wouldn't know :)

(louise3512uk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:55, archived)

i think

i must be getting too subtle.

(

freshlegs, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:02, archived)

they have sex

on the internet now?

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:56, archived)

sorry spoken for

plua we just made sure

(

thebear is thebear, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:55, archived)

I didn't mean with you specifically

Don't panic!!!

(louise3512uk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:56, archived)

Can I have some then?

(

wayward., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:57, archived)

Oh go on then

if I must :D

(louise3512uk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:58, archived)

argh!

the fear! the... wait a minute...

the fear is fluffy...

haahaahaahaahaa!

*mysterious death*

(

Jinxx has been away a long time, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:41, archived)

That's gorgeous

I have an older Denon amp.

(Fatty, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:42, archived)

genius.

the next best thing to sixteen pints.

woo.

(

souljah, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:45, archived)

bollocks

the next best thing to 16 pints is a curry

(

thebear is thebear, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:48, archived)

Or possibly

15 pints

(

wayward., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:53, archived)

even the swiss are building weapons of mass destruction these days

(alp, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:27, archived)

Gory!

Laughed so much at that :D

(

Whillow, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:29, archived)

WOO

AND YAY

(KaBoom, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:29, archived)

very clean weapons of mass destruction

they'll be

(

lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:29, archived)

And

Well timed.

(

Whillow, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:32, archived)

but extemly boring

and full of holes

(

lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:33, archived)

so,

nipple gripple

(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:27, archived)

www.4rthur.com/dict.php

and don't threadwaste

(

lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:28, archived)

sorry,

i thought he wasn't going 2 reply

(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:32, archived)

I take good care

of my threads... usually until they fall off the first page of the board.

(

Jinxx has been away a long time, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:35, archived)

read your replies, nobber

www.b3ta.com/board/2298953

(

Reverend Dan, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:28, archived)

high cockalrum

is to say woo to another persons woo yay

(

Tedmus, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:28, archived)

It means people who start new threads

because the post they posted not 5 minutes ago didn't get answered yet so they post a new thread get their nose hairs plucked out slowly.

Goto Here and read the b3ta dictionary

edit: SWEET JESUS! 126 posts in 2 days!?!?!?!?!?!?

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:29, archived)

sunshines average is about 116 posts per day

edit: mine is about 5

(DeviousMiscreant, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:32, archived)

over the last 10 days

mines been about 140

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lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:35, archived)

he's really a nazi

best to ignore those types

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Sunshine Elephant, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:30, archived)

quickly hides moustache

and swastika

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lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:38, archived)

Nazi you say they have filthy habits

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:40, archived)

how horrid

but fabby at the same time.

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mrRush, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:46, archived)

hm.

i'm averaging about 20.

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_null_, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:33, archived)

Ooooooh

I'd not heard that one before. Please, don't threadwaste though.

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Whillow, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:34, archived)

b3ta game on isketch!

www.isketch.net

join it!
join it hard!

(Corn Dog, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:26, archived)

i only just left

i'll be eating soon... keep it rolling for a while

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lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:27, archived)

its been so long

and i'm phenomenally bored, so ok.

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Or is it?, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:28, archived)

damn

and there I was wondering what I could do to fill the time...

I hadn't remembered that place yet, and now I've had it reminded to me I've remembered what put me off in the first place - spamming it on b3ta!
/leaves again in search of fluffiness

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:30, archived)

Falco says b3ta.com ROCKS!

Last night, in #photoshop someone told me about b3ta.com and I have to say... I love it!

Lots of crazy image gags rolling through, fantastic fun stuff!!!

House of PureCarnage

(Jolly Xmas Jew Lick my silver bells., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:25, archived)

well quite

welcome

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lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:27, archived)

We're gonna drop dis next bomb for a money making playa that ain't wid us no more

Notorious BIG
Hell no! We gonna do it for a gang bangin' thug that never seen it comin'!
Yup, Tupack Shakor
Nah, bitch, I'm talkin' 'bout motherfuckin' Falco and shit!

B3ta is rather good, and so it that pic and The Bloodhound Gang

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Whillow, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:27, archived)

Oh not him

Is this an 80's revival. I need my leather mini skirt, some pink hair dye, a leather biker jacket, fishnet stockings and enough money to buy Newcastle Browns for the rest of the evening followed by trying to get in to see UK Subs by pretending to be on the guest list.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:28, archived)

I so hope you're a lass

Prepares to run, just in case the answer is no.

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Tart Monkey, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:30, archived)

Well maiden isn't an Iron Maiden reference if that's what you mean

- although I do like some Iron Maiden stuff.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:32, archived)

Maiden rule :D

Seeing them twice in December :D

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Whillow, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:44, archived)

Me too, so send pics please a/s/l

woo!

(Jolly Xmas Jew Lick my silver bells., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:32, archived)

We don't annoy people of the opposite gender

on b3ta. It only drives away fine fine ladies.

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Artamnesia, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:34, archived)

blimey !

where've you been hiding?

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Tedmus, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:37, archived)

I've been working *sigh*

making spam and ads and coupons.

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Artamnesia, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:40, archived)

mmm, spam.

oh. THAT kind of spam.

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_null_, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:43, archived)

Well, legally it's not spam

because you sign up and say "I want to receive more offers like this" and then...my goodness...what a lot of offers they receive.

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Artamnesia, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:46, archived)

I respect the ladies..

Except for Anna Nicole Smith...

House of PureCarnage

(Jolly Xmas Jew Lick my silver bells., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:40, archived)

a... s... l?

oh dear.

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_null_, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:43, archived)

haha yeah ... in good humour of course.

Something every 13 year old has probably asked you if on IRC at one point or another.

(Jolly Xmas Jew Lick my silver bells., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:46, archived)

Falco

Rocks.

Just like an Amadean

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:28, archived)

he rocks socks and clocks and foxes cocks

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Tedmus, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:30, archived)

You rock

like a jocks lock on a dock around the block.

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:32, archived)

No Shirt, No Shoes, No Chance

they said...

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:22, archived)

Goodbye. see you guys later

(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:24, archived)

Oh it's a wooyay

took a while to make out what it was
:)

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:24, archived)

Aww let him in

for the sunglasses at least.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:24, archived)

i like him

i have a friend with that shirt i believe

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lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:25, archived)

He'd get all the ladies

he is ICE cool

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:29, archived)

I hope it hasn't been done.

(KaBoom, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:21, archived)

WTFAYBOA!?

(DeviousMiscreant, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:21, archived)

I dun get it

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Jinxx has been away a long time, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:22, archived)

in war of the worlds

the martians bring the red weed

(alp, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:23, archived)

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Jinxx has been away a long time, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:24, archived)

woo and yay

for stoned martians

(alp, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:22, archived)

Ahhhhhh

the weed !!!

The RED WEED !!!

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:23, archived)

Ooops, problems at the animal plant ...

Get me the release department supervisor NOW !

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oCo, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:20, archived)

:-@

(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:21, archived)

heh !

loon :)

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Tedmus, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:23, archived)

HAHA

I only just got that. Most woo-age

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:24, archived)

lol

craziness =D

(byebye, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:25, archived)

Indeed I do declare that

most fantasmagorical

woo

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:25, archived)

fantastic!

great idea :)

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lemonhead, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:35, archived)

Cheers :)

A bit of recycling actually ...

First one :

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oCo, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:41, archived)

*hypnotised*

woo!

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lemonhead, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:51, archived)

www.amazon.co.uk/qbranch

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Jinxx has been away a long time, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:18, archived)

hehe

took me a minute

w/y/h

(DeviousMiscreant, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:19, archived)

Haha

How very woo!

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Mullet Over, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:19, archived)

heheh

wooyay

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lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:21, archived)

:-)

(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:22, archived)

ooh

how very woo... almost... no, it's definately hi cockalorum

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Jinxx has been away a long time, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:23, archived)

what cockalorum actually mean?

(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:25, archived)

2nd one down

4rthur's dictionary

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Jinxx has been away a long time, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:27, archived)

woo

top shout

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:23, archived)

I DONT GET IT

have i missed it?

(louise3512uk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:25, archived)

hehe

good one :)

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oCo, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:29, archived)

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