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just one slip and the championship was gone

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Dill, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:52, archived)

Com

po!

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azerty, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:53, archived)

good thinking

matey

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Dill, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:56, archived)

pleasure!

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azerty, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:09, archived)

it is rather woo

though

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Dill, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:11, archived)

I meant to say the same

regarding your picture.

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azerty, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:23, archived)

Is that Olga Korbett Panda?

She was terribly good, you know.

(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:54, archived)

unfortunately she's put on a bit of lard

like most young ladies do

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Dill, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:57, archived)

That's SO racist.

(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:01, archived)

NO it's not

if I'd said fat white bitches, then that could be racist or sexist or maybe both, what I wrote was merely fattist

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Dill, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:10, archived)

Stupid Question, please help

Is there really a B3ta Radio station? If so how do I tune in? If not, don't I feel silly

Ta ever so

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Goldenpants, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:50, archived)

yes

should be on 4pm today www.resonancefm.com

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:51, archived)

104.4fm in london

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:54, archived)

0207

if you're outside london

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:57, archived)

+44

outside the UK

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:01, archived)

asdfasdgf

if outside earth

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:04, archived)

020

actually - the 7 is part of the number

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Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:07, archived)

thanks for saying that

it always annoys me too

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muteboy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:21, archived)

here's a picture for

colouring in to make this thread worthwhile...

(haberman is singing in the changes, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:51, archived)

mandlebrot?

at this hour?

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:52, archived)

Is that Dawn's tumpsy?

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pxyzyzygy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:53, archived)

It does look like it, doesn't it?

But there is more hair. Derek likes hairy pie.

(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:58, archived)

Long enough to plait?

I'm sure one of the juniors at Cuntz would do it for you.

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pxyzyzygy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:59, archived)

Plaits???!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Nobody is doing pubic plaits now! It's all about corn-braiding.

(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:02, archived)

friction-tastic

ouch

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Pootle, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:08, archived)

That IS technically true.

But I use Salad Cream to reduce friction and add a glorious lustre to my fronds.

(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:10, archived)

salad cream

is there nothing it can't do?

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Dano, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:13, archived)

Make stuff taste nice.

mayonnaise rocks

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pxyzyzygy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:17, archived)

well it's certainly better than the

shinny pre school look

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Pootle, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:00, archived)

Bless you for that my darling.

My big business is all the rage backstage.

(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:04, archived)

way too small

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sick_boy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:00, archived)

Thank you.

My tumpsy is much, much bigger.

(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:03, archived)

(Hobbes, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:54, archived)

spong!

*ding*

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:54, archived)

woo

(dognutz, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:55, archived)

is that

a ghurkin?

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:54, archived)

*colours in*

arghhhhh Lord Cthulhu!! MY MIIIIINDDD!!!!

(dognutz, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:55, archived)

i thought it was

a topographical map of a large minge.

(Jackie Treehorn, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:58, archived)

Animal research?

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sick_boy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:49, archived)

Does he work,

ahem in the Pharmacuteical industry?

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:50, archived)

Ahhhhhhhh

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sick_boy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:50, archived)

yes

he tests stuff on himself

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:53, archived)

Like nail varnish and mascara?

I love the Dray's Test.

(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:55, archived)

He looks like he's just done it -

AAAAHHHH - MY EYES!

(Bob Hopelessness, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:02, archived)

I hope is wasn't Head & Shoulders!

That stings like a cranberry.

(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:05, archived)

i hate you all

i can't look at a carton of cranberry juice without giggling like a big kid now

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Dano, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:07, archived)

You won't be giggling if it gets in your eyes.

You racist scum.

(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:09, archived)

is it me

or is he looking at a segment of the sun.

(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:53, archived)

Lepricarnivore Exists!

(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:47, archived)

He's after my

lucky arms.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:48, archived)

That's SO racist.

(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:49, archived)

Thats me,

I hate them fucking garlic headed kids and enormous dinosaur leprechauns!!
Send 'em back to where they came from,afterourjobsrapedmesisterdailymail

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:51, archived)

GARLIC BREAD!

Garlic Bread, what you want that for?

(Punk-Ass, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:02, archived)

it's the future

i've tasted it.

(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:05, archived)

it's the future,

i've tasted it

EDIT: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMINDPISSSSSSSSS

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Dano, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:06, archived)

hahahahahahahahahhahahhahahha

*thud*

stands back up.

hahahahahahahahhahhahahahahahhahahahhahhahaa

muchus excellentey

(is thinking, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:49, archived)

I know there isn't a picture or anything

but please buy my shite...

cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2966659062

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:46, archived)

i have enough thanks

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:47, archived)

Is it under warranty?

(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:47, archived)

£1.50 postage

for a bloody letter?

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Jay, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:47, archived)

it's

special delivery next day.

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:48, archived)

I wasn't complaining

it was a joke!

edit: You are meant to say it in my grandad's voice.

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Jay, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:48, archived)

hehe

I know :)

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:52, archived)

But

your shite isn't for sale?

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:47, archived)

I hear the Queen gets

two turds a week through the post.

What I want to know is...

Who's sending the other one?

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:48, archived)

ME!

I always sent Liz shit samples.

(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:08, archived)

even if i ask you to sign it...

"Adolph Blaine Charles David Earl Frederick Gerald Hubert Irvin John Kenneth Lloyd Martin Nero Oliver Paul Quincy Randolph Shermasn Thomas Uncas Victor William Xerxes Yancy Zeus Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorft Senior"*

*The world's longest name officially used by a person... 100% FACT

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fassit is old, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:49, archived)

maybe

just the initials and surname. Maybe.

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:50, archived)

it says any name you want ¬_¬

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fassit is old, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:52, archived)

put

your bid in then!

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:52, archived)

what worries me about that name is the "senior"

is he going to call his kid that too?!

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fassit is old, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:53, archived)

surely

his son's name would be longer?
*learns to count*
Um.... never mind. Junior looks like a longer word.

/coat

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CowJam, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:53, archived)

"The hosting and email services for unquenchables.co.uk have been suspended due to non-payment"

oh deary deary me, i did warn you.

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fassit is old, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:55, archived)

It's scone's fault!

It came down to beer or hosting.
Beer with b3tans won. And scone didn't turn up.

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CowJam, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:56, archived)

phew it's your blood.

for a moment i thought it was your actual shite.

(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:50, archived)

I don't want to offend anyone

but it makes me wonder that a regular is "allowed" to post something like this, while a newbie would get at least 20 replies in which cranberry would be one of the more friendly words...

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azerty, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:51, archived)

I dunno,

someone selling there own blood is a worthy link.
Anyway, Vulga eats badgers with his bare teeth so I'm not going to argue with him...

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:53, archived)

It's totally fine with me

I'm just doing my sociological studies.

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azerty, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:54, archived)

pah!

i want a pint of blood, not a signature!

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lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:01, archived)

sorry

(dognutz, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:45, archived)

i was thinking

of what i could do with that image... hehe

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*lou, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:46, archived)

I think I need to recharge my hummus levels, sry

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CitizenKaned, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:41, archived)

yay Roy

(b3rl1n, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:48, archived)

He was warned, darn boyracer!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:39, archived)

hahahahah

excellent

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fassit is old, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:40, archived)

hahaha

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:40, archived)

hi cockalorum

bet you saw some weird things looking for that source animation

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fassit is old, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:42, archived)

someone used it as an avatar on my anime forums

so i had to censor it, the replaced version has watermelons now, i thought that it would make a good woo yay tho, i was right

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:44, archived)

no change

...or should that be "All change!"
tiny image

() do bears shit on the wooden pope?, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:39, archived)

haha

too true

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Sammo, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:44, archived)

Tube staff have a new uniform for the duration of Bush's visit

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:53, archived)

Meet Frank, company Health & Safety Manager

yes, he's a safety seal

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:36, archived)

He has my seal of approval.

I think his name is Ron though.

(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:37, archived)

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Banana, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:39, archived)

What NOW!!!??

(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:40, archived)

I object to your

overuse of punctuation.

IT gives me indigestion.

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Banana, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:42, archived)

yeah, stephen king books can do that to you

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:45, archived)

Stop being so prissy!

Your indigestion is caused by watching too much rugby and getting over excited by steroid pumped buffoons trying to dunk stupid shaped balls over a giant letter "H."

(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:45, archived)

It wouldn't do you

any harm to try it you know. Although it adds to my spiritual dissolusionment, it's awfully fun. BUT THAT'S JUST NOT ENOUGH FOR YOU IS IT??

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Banana, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:47, archived)

I couldn't POSSIBLY do that!

My banjee nails would harm other players and probably burst the ball. Besides, I probably couldn't fit my big business into those tiny little shorts they wear.

(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:52, archived)

hahahaha

*insert joke about blowing a seal here*

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noodle monkey the cheese junky, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:37, archived)

hehe

cool

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Jay, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:37, archived)

do not remove him

as it will invalidate your warranty

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bleepbloop, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:37, archived)

ello mate

how goes?

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Tedmus, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:41, archived)

great ta

I got spectacularly ill at the bash through drink. I seemed to be nursing my head for the whole of Sunday.

'twas ace to see you again.

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bleepbloop, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:44, archived)

likewise :)

shame I had to slink off early , the kebab on the way home went some way to making up for it though

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Tedmus, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:47, archived)

I'll bet his name's

Hugo.

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Banana, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:37, archived)

That's what he was christened as

but he changed it to Frank when he went to university...

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:39, archived)

I would

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Banana, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:39, archived)

He's a lot more sensible than Gareth, his best friend from university

Gareth is the drummer in a jazz band

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:42, archived)

Wow

he's cool.

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Banana, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:43, archived)

I think you'll find

his name is Frank, as stated clearly above!

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@stephenshortt Jaysus it's been a while!, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:39, archived)

No non nononononononononnooooo

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Banana, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:39, archived)

i bet its

rupert

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dakster, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:40, archived)

Go back to

lurking, you.

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Banana, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:43, archived)

;-)

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:56, archived)

Hahahaha

probably ensures people don't run on the ice.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:42, archived)

ooh

doesn't look like she's too happy with her job does it?

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kitty_cat, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:35, archived)

Selling her

wares

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Banana, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:38, archived)

Very useful for around the home

(ScottyB, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:35, archived)

they do guttering too

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bleepbloop, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:38, archived)

Woo

This compo's great.

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Banana, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:38, archived)

Let the animals do what we do all day?

Could be interesting changes to the board!

an animated reworking of an earlier image

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@stephenshortt Jaysus it's been a while!, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:34, archived)

well then

let me be the first to say "woo"!

(son of crazymum, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:36, archived)

Woo yay

I remember them.

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Smallbrainfield, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:37, archived)

woo-hoo

Indeed, woo.

(rik242, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 18:01, archived)

Job Satisfaction...

DANGER! - rather tenuous pearoast
being an X-wing fighter is an ace job...

(Big Chief who gots da fnuk, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:34, archived)

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Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:41, archived)

haha

that is awesome...most woo!

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Sammo, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:45, archived)

Time for a compo repost

Of the cabaret chapzilla

(Danski, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:34, archived)

Basil Bush and Tiger Tony.... having a pint - grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

(Tabilda Been away a LONG time *grovels*, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:34, archived)

my goodness its strange what you can find

on getty images!? no photoshop here!

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*lou, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:33, archived)

*Another* Madness reunion?

Will it ever end?

(Astatine, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:33, archived)

will the madness ever end?

did you intend that or is it just a pleasant side effect pun?

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@stephenshortt Jaysus it's been a while!, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:36, archived)

It's a bumming Newton's Cradle

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sick_boy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:34, archived)

hmmm

is it really worth animating it with wires?

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Ulic hissing slightly, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:35, archived)

To the tune of

"me and my shadow"

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:37, archived)

yes,

but the me and my shadow from time bandits.

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Ulic hissing slightly, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:39, archived)

avenue avenue

I love that movie!

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Jay, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:45, archived)

try typing in

'carpenter' on corbis.com - its porn i tell you! (page2)

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*lou, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:35, archived)

Oh dear

you can see his bumcrack!

(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:39, archived)

Look it could be worse, i could have gone for the other in

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Ulic hissing slightly, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:30, archived)

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