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# Parp
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 14:28, archived)
# hahaha SPONG
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 14:29, archived)
# The best thing...
...since John Deacon! :)
(Sartori is moving to Canada, eh?, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 14:29, archived)
# I imagine much the same if we win
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 14:29, archived)
# Spang & Spong.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 14:30, archived)
# Wheeeeeee
(I helped save b3ta! chulk607, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 14:31, archived)
# This is what happens when Wazza doesn't get his Chicken nuggets quick enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 14:32, archived)
# Haha yes.
While I was making it, I imagined the continual whining of a toddler.

At least, I think I imagined that.

Maybe I should give the boy in the loft some more food...
(I helped save b3ta! chulk607, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 15:04, archived)
# He should be using Branston's ketchup
It's also thick and rich.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 14:33, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 14:49, archived)
# Hahah.
(I helped save b3ta! chulk607, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 15:03, archived)
# Tip top fact, that isn't rooney, just a looky likey the got for the ad.
(Myarse looks big in this, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 14:54, archived)
# I just found this from a while back:
www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1040337/Will-real-Wayne-Rooney-stand-Lookalike-causes-frenzy-TV-ad.html

The top comment is GOLD. GOLD.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 14:59, archived)
# Who are they playing on saturday?
Woo!
(Beardy Being a pirate is alright with me., Fri 25 Jun 2010, 14:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Give it some Osama


unfortunately this just wasn't getting any better
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 14:13, archived)
# poor Louis Walsh
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 14:13, archived)
# hahaha
"Oi'm sorry Osama, it's a no"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 14:14, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Now it's even funnier
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 14:32, archived)
# oo that is hypnotic
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 14:14, archived)
# why am I not focusing on a picture of your dogs?
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Fri 25 Jun 2010, 14:14, archived)
# Have you been wanking too much?
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 14:16, archived)
# He looks like he's going to sick.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 14:20, archived)
# he's not the only one
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 14:23, archived)
# This one :D
(herman:D, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 14:24, archived)
# I love that clip
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 14:36, archived)
# Oh christ
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 25 Jun 2010, 15:00, archived)
# oh come on
we've all been there
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 15:24, archived)
# why Louis walsh?
but still pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 14:29, archived)
# It's meant to be Littlejohn :(
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 14:38, archived)
# oh, it's recognisably Littlejohn
but that it also looks a bit like Louis Walsh makes it even more lully
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 14:42, archived)
# oh, I can see it now
sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 14:43, archived)
# friday nonsense


(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Fri 25 Jun 2010, 14:09, archived)
# That gives me the trumpet!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 14:10, archived)
# It, er ...
It gives me the horn?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 14:10, archived)
# Why does that creature
have "JJ" on its chest? JollyJack fan club?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 14:16, archived)
# Nevermind that
It's sat on 2 womble heads!
(Beardy Being a pirate is alright with me., Fri 25 Jun 2010, 14:20, archived)
# Honk those horns!
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 14:16, archived)
# chebs
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 14:17, archived)
# Hooray!
/FWM :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 14:27, archived)
# bewbs!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 14:37, archived)
# God save the Emperor!

Click for BIGGER and 300+ more comics and pictures.
Proper arts! Woohoo!
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:58, archived)
# Damn, it's firewalled here
I guess I'll have to wait til tonight to see it.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 14:10, archived)
# top work, Mata!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 14:12, archived)
# The lightsabre
just what every punk needs to cut through anything, like a hot knife through Country Life.

Awesome pic.
(Beardy Being a pirate is alright with me., Fri 25 Jun 2010, 14:45, archived)
# Noon all!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:26, archived)
# hahahahah!
I wonder if they've scrapped the remake they were going to do?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:28, archived)
# A look at the website suggests
the remake is languishing in development hell.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 15:21, archived)
# ARF....have a relevant gaygoyle:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:29, archived)
# haha
thanks for that. inspiring.
www.b3ta.com/board/10102981
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 14:37, archived)
# Your shopping skills never fail to impress
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:30, archived)
# Ooh bless you...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:36, archived)
# Indeed
(D'ya just send me a friend request?) :)
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:40, archived)
# I did...
...sorry, was that ok?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:46, archived)
# I'm not complaining
I'm quite humbled actually :)
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:48, archived)
# Oh tish!
My apols, I thought I'd added you ages ago! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:50, archived)
# It's cool.
Now you know :D
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:52, archived)
# Bwahahahahahahah!
Oh yes, yes indeed
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:32, archived)
# Noice! *clicks*
Reminds me of this...
(I helped save b3ta! Beastie is doing science with his arse, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:34, archived)
# Vila's first name was Aston
trufax
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 14:11, archived)
# When Caramel Attacks!
significantly unsmaller
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:12, archived)
# WOW!
that is fucknuts good.

what was ity made in?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:13, archived)
# :)
It was done in Vue xStream have a shufty
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:15, archived)
# Full version from $1,495
can I assume?....
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:19, archived)
# Well, let's just say I have a copy of that version.
I won't trouble you with the exact details of how it came into my possession.

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:21, archived)
# *nods and winks*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:23, archived)
# *gets the wrong idea*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:23, archived)
# *tries it on with your mum*
I really don't know where that came from!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:25, archived)
# Say no more....say noooooo moooooore!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:25, archived)
# ATTACK ME NEXT, STEVE!
STEVE!Braw! Top work grunty!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:13, archived)
# Please form an orderly queue...
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:16, archived)
# You're good you are.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:13, archived)
# Thank 'ee!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:17, archived)
# outstanding work as always, Grunty!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:14, archived)
# Thank You, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:19, archived)
# wooo
reminds me a little of the opening to Fight Club when the camera flies through the neurons
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:15, archived)
# I need to watch that filum again.
Quality stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:18, archived)
# I'm a Fight Club geek
I went to see it several times at the cinema... more than half of those times, I was alone. I think the second or third time was the best. I found it marvellous on the big screen, simply marvellous.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:23, archived)
# The end shot, looking out over the skyscrapers
Wonderful at the cinema. Couldn't agree more.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:35, archived)
# Quality stuff as always
Reminds me of a little oil-based incident in the Gulf of Mexico...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:16, archived)
# No, not heard anything about that.
Also: Football... Is there a six-a-side match happening somewhere at the weekend?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:18, archived)
# That was yesterday
Lasted 11 hrs 5 mins, watched by millions, took 3 days to finish and left all participants exhausted.

Like last weekend with your [generic female relative].
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:20, archived)
# Bloody hell shitting fire nora that's the bollocks is that sir!!
*Click* and *Waves* :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:16, archived)
# *waves*
Good Afternoon!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:19, archived)
# How ya doing sir!?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:22, archived)
# Not bad at all, thanks.
Looking forward to the weekend. You well?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:24, archived)
# Great thanks sir!!
Glad to see you back (however brief) looking forward to giving 'The Hun' a bashing on Sunday )
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 14:25, archived)
# when caramel art-tacks...... shirley:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:18, archived)
# I've told you, don't call me Sh...
I'll get my coat.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:20, archived)
# V Nice Woo:D
Mr Men for grown ups www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0DMWDDSrIs&feature=related
(herman:D, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:19, archived)
# Class!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:22, archived)
# gooey!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:20, archived)
# that's what she said...
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:22, archived)
# I thought she said chewy.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:24, archived)
# Indeedy...
and a bit melty, too.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:23, archived)
# mmm... caramel!
Watcha cock!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:23, archived)
# Not right this minute, oh - I see!
Greetings, hail and hello!
How are you doing?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:27, archived)
# Full of friday feeling
and clock watching already

it's an outrage I tells ya
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:31, archived)
# It really needs to be beer o' clock
right now
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:33, archived)
# "Significantly unsmaller"
is my new phrase of the day
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:25, archived)
# :D
How are you, my behatted compadre?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:29, archived)
# Unbehatted today, ashley.
As it being so warrum, I fort I wunt need it.

I am, however, contrary to regulations, wearing JEANS!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 14:00, archived)
# That's beautiful

*new desktops*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:35, archived)
# Bless you, Mr Cre
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:36, archived)
# Cool
This means I now need caramel. Mmmmmmm, Cadburys caramel.
/drools
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:37, archived)
# Oooh...
That's a good plan. Off to the shops for me, then.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:41, archived)
# Hello Grunty
This is very good

And reminds me of this little diversion: www.slashfilm.com/2009/11/27/orangeblue-contrast-in-movie-posters/

(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 14:19, archived)
# Hello Mighty N!
That's a great article :)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 15:01, archived)
# Wow..
That is epic. Almost like watching a good movie in 3D. Sweet sweet sweet. *clicks*
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Fri 25 Jun 2010, 14:31, archived)
# Star Bars - The IMAX Experience!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 15:02, archived)
# B3ta Newsletter Sujectline Compo
this is your punny deadline
write a funny headline
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:09, archived)
# How hayfever is part of the gay agenda
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:09, archived)
# :D
www.b3ta.com/links/Gay_Daleks:4
(herman:D, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:11, archived)
# WHINING LEFTY SCUM WITH NOTHING BETTER TO DO
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:09, archived)
# Sliding into your inbox like a French football team's homecoming.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:10, archived)
# ENGLAND 5 GERMANY 1
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:11, archived)
# PLOUGHING THROUGH YOUR INBOX LIKE A TRAIN THROUGH SPANISH TEENAGERS
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:11, archived)
# Hahaha oh dear

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:12, archived)
# I know it's never too soon on b3ta
but sometimes, well...
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:16, archived)
# france and italy to meet in the world cup...
...departure lounge.

YOU CAN'T SHOOT ME, I'M AIDS!

COMING SOON, B3TA.XXX DOMAIN

Now on Iphone4, probably, if you're holding it in the Jobs approved way.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:12, archived)
# That game looks fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:59, archived)
# Two world wars and one world cup . . . doodah . . . doodah


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:12, archived)
# Jeremy Kyle reveals Jerry Springer IS the father
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:12, archived)
# C'mon Tim/Barry!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:13, archived)
# Congratulations, you were the millionth visitor to b3ta yesterday! Click here claim your prize!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:14, archived)
# Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:14, archived)
# *dies*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:27, archived)
# GEOFF MANN ICH BIN BLIND UND KANN NICHT SEHEN !
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:39, archived)
# Special Wimbleglastoworldcuponburydon edition
Hosted by Sue Barker, Gary Linekar and Jo Whiley

This year, Jo will definitely NOT be wearing pants for her upskirt shots, or perhaps that's Sue.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:15, archived)
# Flasher ruins iphone 4G unveiling.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:16, archived)
# YOU'RE HOLDING IT WRONG
(Sartori is moving to Canada, eh?, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:17, archived)
# Happy slightly-more-anti-German-xenophobia-in-England-than-usual week!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:17, archived)
# Merry Christmas!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:18, archived)
# ACHTUNG! SURRENDER!
or something slighty less offensive to express a desire that your chosen football team beats another one
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:25, archived)
# Newsletter 4G: Godforsaken, Genuine, Ginger and, alas, a bit Gay
* with multi touch
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:27, archived)
# It went in off the top bar, you know.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:31, archived)
# Coming soon, b3ta.xxx
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:33, archived)
# RE: RE: WIND, when the crowd says BO SELECTA!
Bindun circa 2001?
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:33, archived)
# Come on Kez, come to Craaaaaaaaaaaig Daaaaaavid, come on ye bastard....
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:35, archived)
# SLOBLOCK, SLOBLOCK, SLOBLOCK AND BOLLOCKS
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:39, archived)
# Good news bitches: Housework cuts breast cancer risk
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:42, archived)
# The newsletter that gets a worse reception than an iPhone 4
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:42, archived)
# Lols only work for right handed users
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 14:00, archived)
# FUCK ME IT'S JUNE WHITFIELD ON A LOBSTER
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 14:06, archived)
# WHAT'S THE PRICE OF A NEW iPHONE? AN TENNER
 
Comedy fucking gold mate.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 14:08, archived)
# FREE POO NOW
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 14:35, archived)
[challenge entry] He wants you...
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:08, archived)
# haha :)
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:24, archived)
# Dark Hams 24

Previously.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:55, archived)
# WOO!
dammit, it's now airbourne.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:56, archived)
# The giant quizzicle Onion rises from the ground
And must be destroyed!
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:56, archived)
# This is fab!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:57, archived)
# :O
How exciting!
(Master of Fuckwittery and Bollocks last shat in your soul on, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:57, archived)
# it needs turning into a TV mini-series
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:58, archived)
# huh!
mini-



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:02, archived)
# Flied Onions!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:58, archived)
# Onion Wings!
(Beardy Being a pirate is alright with me., Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:02, archived)
# [Hilarious allium-based joke]

EDIT: Heli-shallopter?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:02, archived)
# cryroscope
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:05, archived)
# It must be a light bulb
(Beardy Being a pirate is alright with me., Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:06, archived)
# I love you and I want to have your babies.

You can hand them over next time you visit.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:00, archived)
# There has never been anything on here
better than Dark Hams. And it just keeps going!
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:02, archived)
# It is quite good.

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:09, archived)
# Except me and my ego.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:10, archived)
# Needs more L

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:37, archived)
# wheeee :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:01, archived)
# :D
www.b3ta.com/links/Harry_Hills_TV_Burp_Camberwick_Green
(herman:D, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:03, archived)
# every time more win than the last
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 14:01, archived)
# Hee
the shadow of the cloud on it is most effective.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 14:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Soz for size.
It couldn't been even bigger, but I decided against measuring the volume of this cloaca's ego.

(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:53, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:54, archived)
# I thought that was some kind of server error at first
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:55, archived)
# Pfffft.
I read that bottom bit as: "...journalists such as Richard Littlejohn - Griffy's favourite columnist"
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:56, archived)
# Woo!
And, indeed, yay!
(Namenlos, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:58, archived)
# Ha!
clever
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:59, archived)
# No, no... you've got it all wrong
Littlejohn HATES the BNP...honest...

www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-1221550/RICHARD-LITTLEJOHN-Why-I-wouldnt-Question-Time-unsavoury-Nick-Griffin.html

See?
Just because he shares excatly the same views as them doesn't mean he has to like them
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:03, archived)
# ha ha
tops!
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:04, archived)
# Bongo Bongoland
Best of all the lands :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 11:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Are you right there?
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:46, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:48, archived)
# best. episode. ever.
apart from all the rest which were also the best
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:48, archived)
# Quite agree there :)
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:49, archived)
# Very much this ^
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:49, archived)
# ^this^
though I think Speed 3 edges it

Christ it like Sophie's Choice

"Don't make me choose!"
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:50, archived)
# ^this
"Is there anything that could be said for saying another mass? God, I love saying mass!"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:11, archived)
# ^ sideways with a side order of this
My Lovely Horse is rather good too...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:51, archived)
# HAIRY JAPANESE BASTARDS
our 3 rabbits were called the HJBs
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:52, archived)
# Did any of them...
...look like Harvey Keitel?
(Sartori is moving to Canada, eh?, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:19, archived)
# don't all rabbits?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:21, archived)
# Oh and the one with that bloke in...
you know, "I don't believe it" and the camping one.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:53, archived)
# Biggest lingerie section in Ireland, so they say
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:56, archived)
# I always have to jump up and join in
with the dancing priest.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:10, archived)
# I never watched it.
But felt I should reply anyway. I hate being left out.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:52, archived)
# TO 4OD WITH YOU AT ONCE!
www.channel4.com/programmes/father-ted/episode-guide/series-1
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:54, archived)
# Worth a look, honestly.
I think they are all on icefilm.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:54, archived)
# start here
www.youtube.com/watch?v=AoAGxQw0biM

woo pic!
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:54, archived)
# I will watch sometime :)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:58, archived)
# then once you've watched all of Father Ted
you must watch ALL of Time Gentlemen Please and ALL of Arrested Development.

*peer pressures*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:02, archived)
# *sweats*
*agrees*
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:07, archived)
# this
times two
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:09, archived)
# Nudey Father Jack!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:57, archived)
# Arf!
I am currently listening to love shack
.
BANG BAAAAAAAAANG ON THE DOOR BABY!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:50, archived)
# what a load of shit
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:22, archived)
# Mmmm!
Hot chocolate!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:25, archived)
# I'd like mine with lots of ice please
Ta
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:30, archived)
# but then it would be cold chocolate?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:31, archived)
# Oh
Then cold chocolate it shall be.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:41, archived)
# dammit, i want one as well
but i only have one cup between the two of us.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:31, archived)
# hmm, maybe we can find an answer to this problem
maybe we can find an answer to this problemon the intarwhebs

*googles*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:44, archived)
# ARRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
my eyes, my beautiful eyes.

*fwaps before blindness sets in*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:54, archived)
# foreign shit too
I'm eating pickled onions here
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:31, archived)
# Silverskin ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:32, archived)
# they are!
but they are also quite old so are much stronger than normal. Also the jar has just been opened having been found in the back of the store cupboard so they are not cold - weird.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:34, archived)
# i've just had a ham and cheese salad roll.
and some BBQ kangaroo flavour crisps.

and a cup of tea.

also, walkers garlic baggette crisps are vile, they taste of garlic and i can't belive it's not butter, but not in a nice way.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:33, archived)
# I'm on a low carb diet at the mo
so lunch today has been a drawn out meal consisting of a tin of tuna, a tomato, 2 oatcakes, a pork pie (shut up), a bowl of pickled onions and still to come - about half a father's day toblerone (or testosterone as spell check suggests) and a big cup of tea.

I use the word 'diet' in it's loosest possible form

edit: fuckinell - the onions were a bad idea - they might be compost-bin bound
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:35, archived)
# they are always a bad idea in my mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:43, archived)
# my missus
goes into complete over-reaction gagging mode whenever she smells vinegar, and especially pickled onions. For me, they are worth eating just for that
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:47, archived)
# Ketosis is not a fun state to be in.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:45, archived)
# I've plenty of personal carbohydrate deposits
to keep me going
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:48, archived)
# pooo!
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:33, archived)
# Hahaa
Please can you give a link to the source? I've got a mate who's off work with the squits and I'd like to put his wife's head on the lady there...
(Super Jet Shoes, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:41, archived)
# Bit too much stool softener there
Last time she'll listen to her mates down the cafe.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:53, archived)
[challenge entry] A secret past?


A new comment on his bilious column:
-------

Come on, Richard.

Unless you've actually tried one, you don't know how good these new iPhones are! They replace a lot of other devices that would cost about the same if you bought them together.

No-one can deny that there's a crunch on, but these things are vital to my life and leisure. I really don't know how anyone does without it!

True, I'm not in work at the moment, but I've just got one of these new ones, and I'm proud to boast about it!
-----------
It's the first one of his articles I've read, and he was going on about unemployed people buying Iphones, the ignorant tosser. I'm not unemployed, and I don't have an iphone, but I thought I'd see if I could get an acrostic past his subs. I also signed it: Terry, Watford And Tipton.

(suckfake Frisky biscuits, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:05, archived)
# bring back littlejohn's tash
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:07, archived)
#
bring back this sexy thing
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:09, archived)
# pfft
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:11, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:13, archived)
# Bring back the shell suit!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:15, archived)
# hahaha
early One Foot in the Grave?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:17, archived)
[challenge entry] there we go
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:19, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:38, archived)
# Who hired JJ to do the French Orangina advertising campaign?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKK37G-ZWvk
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:12, archived)
# haha O_O

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:22, archived)
# I'm all for adverts that catch your eye and get talked about
but I now assume that Orangina tastes of aftershave with bits of fur in it.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:24, archived)
# yup, thass about it
thass about it

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:26, archived)
#
Orangina will turn you into a gay animal molester

100% FACT
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:42, archived)
# I was more feeling the vibe
of cats marking territory with piss.
(Beardy Being a pirate is alright with me., Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:49, archived)
# Imagine the smell of sweat and ick inside those costumes
Bleeeugh.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:01, archived)
# Huh!
Orangina is WAY less Beezer than Kia Ora!

FACT!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:26, archived)
# I prefer Um Bongo, for an unsurpassed close shave.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:27, archived)
# awww, is baba full?
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:54, archived)
# thats wicked :)
Now i will imagine him and the Gonch off Big Babies getting lost in bhs and having to survive ala that Father Ted episode
(Emmon Ctrl+Shift+T re-opens that tab you just closed, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:03, archived)
# well, I like it . .
I like it . .Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:04, archived)
# thanks
it's a tad quick and dirty
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:07, archived)
# Jokes are better than technique


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:23, archived)
# Hehehe
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:23, archived)
# Hahah nice!
A bit blurred, but great idea!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:25, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:30, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:58, archived)
# Arf!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Cor!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:49, archived)
# :)


Click for bigger (89 kb)

(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:55, archived)
# Today's dispatch from the darkside...
German football team are a bunch of dirty smelly forrins may contain traces of daily fail
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:57, archived)
# "Forrin team filled wiv forrins!"
Daily Fail is definitely getting worse on a daily basis
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:59, archived)
# I'm sure Hitler would have loved this piece.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:03, archived)
# pffft
mein gott
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:03, archived)
# hahahaha
Sometimes I wonder whether the Daily Fail is just an incredibly well executed satirical joke...
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:13, archived)
# 6 of the 11 were born in Germany!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:15, archived)
[challenge entry] The man's an arse.
(Hericane a magical darkness lingers here, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:37, archived)
# Has he had bottocks injections?
/coat


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:39, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:52, archived)
#
Hehe
(Hericane a magical darkness lingers here, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:04, archived)
# Ha ha. Part of this image was nsfw so I fixed it :)

.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:43, archived)
# Hahahahaa!
you looney!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:45, archived)
#
thanks
(Hericane a magical darkness lingers here, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:04, archived)
# Looks like a Quara
(Beardy Being a pirate is alright with me., Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:44, archived)
# mmmmmm
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:07, archived)
# ew!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:17, archived)
# It'll get stuck up there
(Namenlos, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:00, archived)
# could not resist another..

click for fullerbigness
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:27, archived)
# brilliant stuff mr K
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:28, archived)
# These are amazing!
*loves*
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:30, archived)
# hello Ewe
Nice penguining down there
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:31, archived)
# thankees
*glomp*
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:32, archived)
# gosh
there's not been a glomping for a while...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:34, archived)
# *piles on top of wagon*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:43, archived)
# Oooof
Don't fall off now!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:46, archived)
# *snoozes*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:47, archived)
# "For you, Trooper, ze var iz over"
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:31, archived)
# 'Unt gut luck!'


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:35, archived)
# "Thank you"
*d'oh!*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:48, archived)
# YOU ARE UNT ENGLISH PRITTTZONER OF VAR!
UNT-ICMFMarks!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:49, archived)
# And
Thats
Awesome
Too

*Click*
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:32, archived)
# "Yeah, that's some lovely parking, Frank. Nicely done."
ace shoppage, Mr C!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:32, archived)
# There's no parking in the white zone


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:38, archived)
#
We both know perfectly well what this is about. You want me to have an abortion.
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:41, archived)
# It's a big building with patients
but that's not important now


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:42, archived)
#
www.totalleh.com - click to visit
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:47, archived)
# "Sir, is this your AT-AT?" *writes up parking ticket*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:43, archived)
# Nice
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:35, archived)
# Fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:38, archived)
# hahah
still love that one
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:39, archived)
# Completely hAT-STand.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:43, archived)
# Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:52, archived)
# Wow.
I didn't even see that at first glance.

Nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:41, archived)
# Nicely sir!!

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:27, archived)
# this is fab
have one of mine:
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:57, archived)
# This Happy Friday Song crappy paintmash animation
is for Chorizowagon and YOU!

Singa-longa
EDIT: Please post any happy song requests below ta!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:21, archived)
# *whistles*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:23, archived)
# YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
*whistles along*
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:24, archived)
# I think he should do Bangles / Walk Like An Egyptian
Just to witness the massed chaos of people trying to whistle the intro and giving themselves an embolism... ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:42, archived)
# Great song but possibly not a Auntie Teh Hat one
What a Beautiful Day by The Levellers.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:26, archived)
# *adds to list*
nah I like that'un


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:29, archived)
# :D Good choice
I'm going to beautiful days festival this year as well - yay for sunny songs!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:31, archived)
# It was funny that Price Charles went to Glasto this year:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:43, archived)
# Can one tell one the way to the pyramid stage?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:46, archived)
# Hehehe
He did a tour of the greenfields too!

Glasto being what it was everyone started gathering at the Pyramid stage and shouting, 'Charlie! Wave!'
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:58, archived)
# I have no cash
I have no style
I have no girl to make me smile.

I was wondering what I ought to do. Now I know. Ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:27, archived)
# "don't worry be happy" was a number 1 jam
DAMN if I say it, you can slap me right here.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:28, archived)
# Saw him on Jools Holland the other day
He was bloody fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:32, archived)
# If I want happy from the radio, it has to have an absolutely cracking intro, so
Savage Garden / Affirmation
or John Parr / St Elmo's Fire (Man in Motion)

Happy lyrics though, maybe
Monkees / I'm a Believer
Smash Mouth / All Star
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:33, archived)
# *adds I'm a believer to list*
I don't know the Smashmouth one I only know walking on the sun


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:34, archived)
# It's the one from the end of Mystery Men.
Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play,
Hey now, you're a rock-star, get the show on, get paid.
All that glitters is gold,
Only shooting stars... break the mo-old.

OK, never mind. Do you know Len / Steal My Sunshine instead then?
No, oh well, I think I'm running out.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:38, archived)
# nope, 'fraid not
'fraid notAlso intros aren't much good in this format . . . there being no sound and all . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:40, archived)
# Hmm...
Clearly a drawback there. I'm guessing you can't do the 'Aquarium' from Camille Saint-Saens's 'Carnival of the Animals' either..?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:47, archived)
# yeah, I've done that . . .
I've done that . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:48, archived)
# *oofs*
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:51, archived)
# Bangles - Walk Like An Egyptian
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:48, archived)
# Oooh!
Good-un!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:50, archived)
# Haha
mindwee...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:09, archived)
# anything by Leonard Cohen
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:40, archived)
# I know something by the Beatles
Is that the same?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:41, archived)
# Jah Wobble's Invaders of the Heart's "Wonderful World"
always puts a big smile on my face. Just listened and I'm smiling now.

Unfortunately can't find it on yoochoob, or an URL for the lyrics
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:52, archived)
# hmm, don't know it, sorry
don't know it sorry

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:56, archived)
# Ooh, ooh,
Israel Kaanoi Kamakawiwoole / Somewhere Over The Rainbow - Wonderful World Medley.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:07, archived)
# \O/
That's replaced the other song that was on my brain this morning.
It was "Guide me oh thy great redeemer" for some reason ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:15, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
Was it very loud?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:17, archived)
# I was out-decibelled!
*sulks*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:30, archived)
# Awww!
you need to work on your belleh!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:30, archived)
# Arf I am, oh I am
no, hang on, I think you mean something different.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:31, archived)
# no, no . . .
no . . .

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:45, archived)
# This wins the internetz!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:30, archived)
# ta


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:57, archived)
# \o/
These are magic -- I mean it.
Ever noticed your Friday gets better immediately upon seeing DTH has posted a HFS, even before you watch it through and sing along? Magic, I tells you!

Edit: ...though I reckon better advice would be: "1. Don't worry; 2. Be happy; 3. Find a constructive response that is more fun and effective than worrying -- you'll find that almost anything qualifies!"
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 14:19, archived)
# you just can't help but bee nice!
\\o/


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 15:05, archived)
# Happy weekend to yooo tooooooooooooo!
*claps like a seal*
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 15:07, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:14, archived)
# They actually made Robin Hood action figures?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:31, archived)
# all the rage in 11th century britain
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:58, archived)

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