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[challenge entry] Ichabod Train
(Buntry Cuntkin, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 11:31, archived)
# Watch your caboose
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 11:54, archived)
[challenge entry] cold, dead hands
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 10:53, archived)
[challenge entry] "Well, if there's a bright center to the universe, you're on the beach that it's farthest from."
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Thu 30 Nov 2017, 10:28, archived)
# Hahaha lovely!
I would love to see the Jawas selling ice cream!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 10:30, archived)
# Ah, Lanzarotooine
Stayed in Playa Del Bothans. It was a bit dead really...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 18:22, archived)
# Sand people always line up in single file.
(gijoel, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 8:45, archived)
[challenge entry] NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - CHANGE LOCATION

Swap the location of films, tv shows, songs to make us laugh a lot
(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 8:31, archived)
[challenge entry] I'll just pop this one here while no one is looking
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 8:34, archived)
# That bridge is about half a mile from where I live
You did well to find a picture of that bit of the river minus the shopping trolleys, bikes or lost footballs
(Ceasar Flunk can see your house from here, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 8:41, archived)
[challenge entry] same but different

(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 9:45, archived)
# lolz
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 10:27, archived)
# How would this film would even work since there are no supports to blow up, fake news
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 9:55, archived)
# Cause enough damage to a side wall or something and they'll have to cordon the whole thing off while civil engineers and health&safety decide if it's safe or not
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 11:34, archived)
# A Flood
like in Cumbria years ago, and bridges still closed because no-one can be arsed signing their name to say they're "safe".
(davyclam, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 19:06, archived)
[challenge entry] LOLz to the cover image :D
pea..

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(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot isn't impressed by this whole "internet" thing, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 14:45, archived)
# Round our way,
L.A. stands for 'Little Addington'
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 18:25, archived)
# one for the oldies..makes more sense than the original
(I helped save b3ta! showrat I Fought The Law on, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 22:32, archived)
# I....
What?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 10:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Trump Dangerous
(Octo I ruin everything., Wed 29 Nov 2017, 22:27, archived)
# We've been Rick Rolled!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 12:18, archived)
# White heat.
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Wed 29 Nov 2017, 22:09, archived)
# Viewing this on my phone and I thought it was Jim Carey, at first.
8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 23:17, archived)
# i still think it's leslie nielsen
(ozof, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 23:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 21:53, archived)
# Top marks.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 21:57, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 21:58, archived)
# oof
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 22:33, archived)
# Oh no you din't.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 22:45, archived)
# fp
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 23:10, archived)
# fw
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 23:28, archived)
# :D
(ozof, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 23:28, archived)
# Haha
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 5:44, archived)
# Oh yes too awful, thank you
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 30 Nov 2017, 20:07, archived)
[challenge entry] 5 seconds - the pain begins... 1 second - OH NO!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 21:38, archived)
# SATIRES
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 21:41, archived)
#
hehe
(Octo I ruin everything., Wed 29 Nov 2017, 21:55, archived)
# Like lots.
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Wed 29 Nov 2017, 22:08, archived)
# This is satire!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 10:30, archived)
# Ha-ha! Excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 21:52, archived)
# Haha!
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Wed 29 Nov 2017, 22:08, archived)
# Aces
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 0:22, archived)
#


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Retweeting (endorsing) far-right bigotry makes me fucking sick. The fact that it comes from the highest position of state power in the world makes me very afraid for the future.
(Octo I ruin everything., Wed 29 Nov 2017, 19:23, archived)
# i no rite lol
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 19:35, archived)
# the fact that there isn't enough outrage to have ousted him months ago is the thing that really scares me
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 19:58, archived)
# Look, he's trying to make America great again, alright? And all other people do is criticise and obstruct him.
If everyone would just leave him alone to do and say whatever comes into his head for 12 months, then a bright shining new utopia would emerge at the other end. So unfair!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 20:08, archived)
# I think everyone in line behind him is what's keeping that from happening.
Pense is such a monster, and I forget who's next in line. Eddy Munster's look-a-like or something. I don't pay attention to politics anymore since change isn't coming from voting in America anymore. At least in the near future. What am I going to do with all this time on my hands now that I'm not staying on top of the whole mess that's politics?
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 20:37, archived)
# make America great again?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 20:58, archived)
# Every time I hear that I see native Americans running things.
That's the last time America was great, wastn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 22:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 21:03, archived)
#
Repeat after me: I was disappointed they didn't find the continent of Atlantis yet
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 21:15, archived)
# I like that II
+clicks
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Wed 29 Nov 2017, 22:07, archived)
# You are North Korean
AICMFP
(Paint! Another one lost, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 20:34, archived)
# A total and
otter....


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(fluckstlicks Whatever you do, do it improperly!, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 20:41, archived)
# Hail Hydra!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 20:44, archived)
# Heheh
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 21:42, archived)
# nice
(ozof, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 23:22, archived)
# I like it.
+clicks
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Wed 29 Nov 2017, 22:07, archived)
# SPINELESS
Pope Celebrates Mass Murder in Myanmar
(I helped save b3ta! showrat I Fought The Law on, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 16:43, archived)
# The POPE
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 17:17, archived)
# I think you mean
THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE
THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE
THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 19:35, archived)
# *puts a donk on it*
The POPE POPE POPE POPE POPE POPE POPE POPE POPE POPE POPE POPE POPE POPE POPE POPE POPE POPE POPE POPE POPE POPE POPE POPE POPE POPE POPE POPE POPE POPE POPE POPE POPE POPE POPE POPE POPE POPE POPE POPE POPE POPE POPE POPE POPE POPE POPE POPE POPE POPE POPE POPE POPE POPE POPE POPE POPE POPE POPE POPE
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 20:00, archived)
# good god man!
(ozof, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 20:06, archived)
# close
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 20:07, archived)
# Bad devil woman?
(Paint! Another one lost, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 20:35, archived)
# You made me think of this
cheers
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 20:40, archived)
# tha's sick tha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 22:17, archived)
#
Keith Harris?
(Octo I ruin everything., Wed 29 Nov 2017, 19:24, archived)
# C. RoLANdo Finally Got A Bust That Looks Like Him
Yep.. Uncanny



de-ris: source news
(Franz_aRTiglio is no more unemployed, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 12:32, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 13:23, archived)
# That artist has got some brass neck, accepting payment for that
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 13:55, archived)
# The statue has an unusually long neck, which you've replicated in the photo using image manipulation software
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 15:27, archived)
# he souldn't go to france as he won't like it
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 17:18, archived)
# I'd prefer it to be invisible.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 19:26, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/11241748
(Paint! Another one lost, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 20:37, archived)
#
(Cruising Capacity, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 21:25, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 21:46, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 21:55, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 5:27, archived)
# Sometimes things get left behind.


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(Ladyfingers is in your wardrobe,, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 11:43, archived)
# Pfft.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 11:50, archived)
# Deploy emergency spoon!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 11:55, archived)
# the first casualty of war is a rich tea
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 13:52, archived)
#
An ANZAC biscuit, actually, but ANZACs being casualties isn't as funny if you're in Australia.

They don't take it well.
(Ladyfingers is in your wardrobe,, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 5:54, archived)
# it needs an expert
(pdjpdj, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 19:04, archived)
[challenge entry] 9th circle of hell...
(I helped save b3ta! _le_shat, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 11:15, archived)
#
Butch.
(loci, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 11:41, archived)
#
(cautiously backs out of gender minefield)

(I helped save b3ta! _le_shat, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 11:53, archived)
# invisible
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 14:16, archived)
# Invizbliz snopspins
(Paint! Another one lost, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 20:36, archived)
# Nah
that's a lezzer
(fluckstlicks Whatever you do, do it improperly!, Sat 2 Dec 2017, 2:37, archived)
# IMAGE CHALLENGE VOTE
Change location - swap settings in films, tv, etc
Harry & Meghan Tat - Royal Wedding mementos
Employ Katie Hopkins - find work for the recently unemployed
Odd Annuals - Beano and TV special annuals used to be great, do new ones
(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 10:35, archived)
# It has to be
Option iii
I didn't de-lurk to see anything else
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 10:41, archived)
# Change location!
If only so we could see CSI:Oswaldtwistle or NCIS Norwich or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 10:42, archived)
# CSI:Rochdale. Real Housewives of Rochdale. The Only Way is Rochdale. I'm a Rochdaler - Get Me Out of Here
I have suggested all these to Endemol Shine and am just waiting for the go ahead to start production. Hoping Lisa Stansfield will do a cameo.
(I helped save b3ta! Piper Alpha is being a grumpy northerm bastard on:, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 20:53, archived)
#
a cameo blowjobs
(I helped save b3ta! Piper Alpha is being a grumpy northerm bastard on:, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 20:55, archived)
# Whichever option guarantees that I won't have my eyes sullied by staring at either Windsor or Hopkins.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 10:53, archived)
# Katie Hopkins
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 11:05, archived)
# A
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 11:07, archived)
# Does sucking cocks in hell count as work?
(I helped save b3ta! _le_shat, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 11:27, archived)
# Are you being paid for it?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 14:49, archived)
# lesbians?
xmas lesbians?
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 12:33, archived)
# Location swap, please.
Hey, guys! Guys! I was wondering - if I forced my member into a narrowing tube do you think I could increase the pressure of my morning micturations?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 12:43, archived)
# Try it. For SCIENCE!
But please, no videos on YouTube.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 13:56, archived)
# I did! However, it threw me backwards and knocked me out in the shower.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 14:05, archived)
# One more vote for xmas lesbians here
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 14:50, archived)
# A
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 16:27, archived)
# opshun wan
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 16:32, archived)
# One please
(Paint! Another one lost, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 20:37, archived)
# Uno
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 0:34, archived)
[challenge entry] SCUMM©.


Click for a pretty much identical image...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 17:16, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 19:35, archived)
# I mean yes
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 19:35, archived)
# Looking
at you, I think you mean "yes".
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 19:51, archived)
#

yes
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 20:02, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 21:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 20:35, archived)
# Too much covfefe.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 22:15, archived)
# whoa
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 0:51, archived)
# John Lydon is looking well
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 0:59, archived)
# Presidency: not even once
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 5:54, archived)
# Clearly
inspired by you know who.
(fluckstlicks Whatever you do, do it improperly!, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 18:44, archived)
# Or maybe....
influenced and egged on by....


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(fluckstlicks Whatever you do, do it improperly!, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 18:46, archived)
# SCHWIIING!
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 29 Nov 2017, 23:04, archived)
# Alright mog... WAIT A MINUTE
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 20:57, archived)
# Fictional moggy is OK, I think?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 21:06, archived)
# no
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 19:36, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 10:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Do you feel lucky, darlin'


Have I used it six times before or just the five...
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 17:00, archived)
# Ken sent me
he told me to tell you he likes this
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 19:36, archived)
# Opened this year's Cadvent Calendar too early again
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 15:09, archived)
# ah, good, i was looking for somewhere to park my bike
also, nice work and i would like to buy 4.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 15:42, archived)
# I say!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 16:28, archived)
# praiseworthy!
(ozof, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 10:12, archived)
# Rather!
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Wed 29 Nov 2017, 11:27, archived)
#
Bounder and Cad Inc.
(I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 13:10, archived)
[challenge entry] We're off to see the GamesMaster! The wonderfu... oh

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 12:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Quickie 1
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 12:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Quickie 2
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 12:11, archived)
# hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahaha
That tickled me for some reason
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 9:30, archived)
# oof-ta
have a woo with your spang
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 4:36, archived)
# The brightest and best Americans should stay in America...coming over here stealing our lesser Royals!!
de-ris
(I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Tue 28 Nov 2017, 18:36, archived)

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