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# At least it'll suit his skin tone.
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Mon 4 Dec 2017, 13:27, archived)
# Made in China lols
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 4 Dec 2017, 15:26, archived)
# Made In Russia
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 4 Dec 2017, 16:34, archived)
# 100% fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 4 Dec 2017, 22:51, archived)
# Trump says "China" for 15 minutes
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 4 Dec 2017, 21:14, archived)
# I didn't think it would happen.
But listening to the attorney who is refiling the DNC fraud lawsuit, he thinks they'll trap Trump with obstruction of justice, and he'll resign. What a fine mess we've gotten into this time. Hillary steals the primary so a gorilla can take the Oval Office. And I wasn't going to pay attention to politics anymore. It's just too entertaining not to.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 4 Dec 2017, 18:15, archived)
# Can't believe he'd resign, he'd see it as letting down his loyal fanbase and another inevitable victory for The Establishment
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 4 Dec 2017, 21:15, archived)
# And the game was rigged against him from the start, and abloo bloo bloo.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 4 Dec 2017, 21:16, archived)
# It's pretty interesting to hear the details of the Nixon efforts to impeach.
It all comes back to the oligarchs who own the media. Then people inside the administration start tightening the screws on the victim. I can't remember the details, but in the Nixon admin. the group of "plumbers" who broke into the DNC were part of a group to eventually railroad the president. It's all choreographed shit.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 0:06, archived)
# Neither can I
In his world he always has to be right.
I very much doubt he cares about letting anyone down, only if it hurts him.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 5 Dec 2017, 0:14, archived)
# U kilt the bord :((
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 4 Dec 2017, 21:35, archived)
# U voted for Trump™.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 4 Dec 2017, 23:22, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 4 Dec 2017, 23:55, archived)
# Every time I see this I think he's wearing gloves
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 0:57, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 1:00, archived)
# dA --->
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 8:39, archived)
# What's a Tarka Dhal?
Like a Madras but otter.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 12:38, archived)
#
noice!
(I helped save b3ta! djol, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 0:07, archived)
# Candles!
Lots and lots of candles!

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 1:29, archived)
# NOW it's funny.
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 9:01, archived)
#
💯
💯
💯
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 22:15, archived)
# May wax warm your nipples for eternity.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 13:05, archived)
[challenge entry] The horror!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 4 Dec 2017, 11:29, archived)
[challenge entry] No? Don't like that one? What about this...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 4 Dec 2017, 11:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Right Fine! Well all I've got left then is this old pea that doesn't make sense anymore!

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 4 Dec 2017, 12:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Well I'll just keep going then...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 4 Dec 2017, 13:19, archived)
[challenge entry] another old one

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 4 Dec 2017, 15:31, archived)
# hahah fucking hell
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 4 Dec 2017, 16:36, archived)
# Pfft!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 4 Dec 2017, 21:11, archived)
# excellent
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 4 Dec 2017, 18:32, archived)
[challenge entry] apologies in advance
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 3 Dec 2017, 19:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Seems slow. Have a pea
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 3 Dec 2017, 22:35, archived)
# *declares jihad*
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 4 Dec 2017, 13:27, archived)
# Shouty!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 3 Dec 2017, 22:44, archived)
# I considered "The Shiteist"
but the image might have been messy
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 3 Dec 2017, 23:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 4 Dec 2017, 0:35, archived)
# Ok, I'll bite -- "Spooforknock"
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 4 Dec 2017, 1:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Mon 4 Dec 2017, 5:06, archived)
[challenge entry] The one where Joey ReUps
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Sun 3 Dec 2017, 17:05, archived)
# Could I BE holding any more drugs?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 3 Dec 2017, 19:30, archived)
# monica comin', yo!
(ozof, Sun 3 Dec 2017, 19:38, archived)
# Camp Fire
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 3 Dec 2017, 17:02, archived)
# I feel the heat for that chuckle
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 4 Dec 2017, 16:53, archived)
# Thank you for the reply :)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 4 Dec 2017, 21:36, archived)
[challenge entry] oh dear
(ozof, Sun 3 Dec 2017, 6:22, archived)
# "SET THE CONTROLS FOR THE HEART OF THE SUN!".
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 3 Dec 2017, 15:19, archived)
# NUCLEAR WESSELS
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 3 Dec 2017, 16:07, archived)
# I prefer
the old Horsed Vessels.
(davyclam, Sun 3 Dec 2017, 17:37, archived)
# Unclear Weasels.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 4 Dec 2017, 11:50, archived)
# The needs of the many
Oi! Oi! Oi!
(I helped save b3ta! CockGripShaftingSleeve, Sun 3 Dec 2017, 18:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 2 Dec 2017, 14:52, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Sat 2 Dec 2017, 14:54, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 2 Dec 2017, 14:57, archived)
# Oooooh
might listen to a bit of square pusher actually
ta
(Paint! Another one lost, Sat 2 Dec 2017, 14:58, archived)
# Has he done anything new since Damogen Furies?
I was quite disappointed in that one; he crossed the line into just being noise.
(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Sat 2 Dec 2017, 17:03, archived)
# Don't think so
:(
(Paint! Another one lost, Sun 3 Dec 2017, 15:51, archived)
# per Einstein
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 2 Dec 2017, 15:16, archived)
# HAH!
(Paint! Another one lost, Sat 2 Dec 2017, 15:16, archived)
#
*snorts*
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Sat 2 Dec 2017, 17:25, archived)
# Very good.
(Master_Slob UK minister for cultural appropriation., Sat 2 Dec 2017, 18:02, archived)
# SPANG
(gijoel, Sat 2 Dec 2017, 18:22, archived)
# Chortle!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Sat 2 Dec 2017, 20:34, archived)
# noice
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sat 2 Dec 2017, 20:44, archived)
# Silly
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 2 Dec 2017, 21:30, archived)
# pie toucher
(I helped save b3ta! showrat I Fought The Law on, Sat 2 Dec 2017, 23:02, archived)
# ha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 3 Dec 2017, 0:08, archived)
# Break it down!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 3 Dec 2017, 11:05, archived)
# I can't touch dat
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 3 Dec 2017, 16:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Sun 3 Dec 2017, 20:34, archived)
# Ouch!
good square-headmanship
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 3 Dec 2017, 22:36, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 4 Dec 2017, 0:20, archived)
# I'm Gumby Dammit!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 4 Dec 2017, 2:46, archived)
# Excellent
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 2 Dec 2017, 15:43, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 2 Dec 2017, 15:09, archived)
# is that her forehead?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 3 Dec 2017, 0:09, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 3 Dec 2017, 12:17, archived)
# Happy hand octopus
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 3 Dec 2017, 12:42, archived)
# Obligatory
'Shopped pics only please' comment
(I helped save b3ta! PFC Hudson, Sat 2 Dec 2017, 15:38, archived)
# Like one of those new agey watermelons.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 2 Dec 2017, 20:22, archived)
# That might actually be Wyldes.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sat 2 Dec 2017, 20:40, archived)
# Huey Lewis and the News did a song about this
It was called "I want a new drug"
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sun 3 Dec 2017, 3:34, archived)
# i need a new tape
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SX4h3Va-Rl4
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 3 Dec 2017, 4:02, archived)
# I wonder who remembers this tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQSXlKU57Qo
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sun 3 Dec 2017, 4:16, archived)
# love is the drug gronkpan, people tend to forget that but it's true
also: heroin.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 3 Dec 2017, 4:54, archived)
# but both of those make me sick sick sick
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sun 3 Dec 2017, 7:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Sun 3 Dec 2017, 4:55, archived)
# is that even more Angela Merkel?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 3 Dec 2017, 5:50, archived)
# In an oblique kind way
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Sun 3 Dec 2017, 5:59, archived)
# now you're just being obtuse
(ozof, Sun 3 Dec 2017, 7:39, archived)
# don't get acute
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Sun 3 Dec 2017, 9:07, archived)
# :>
(ozof, Sun 3 Dec 2017, 11:54, archived)
# It's a sine of the times.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 3 Dec 2017, 16:01, archived)
# Her head has some pent up thoughts
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 3 Dec 2017, 18:01, archived)
# she is The Many Sided One
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Sun 3 Dec 2017, 20:43, archived)
# basick germantry
clikz
(ozof, Sun 3 Dec 2017, 7:37, archived)
[challenge entry]
Bit shit, sorry. My first ever post.


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(FlippingGerman, Sat 2 Dec 2017, 14:01, archived)
# Nice/ kitten/ chair/ never etc.

Edit: click 'edit'. reselect from dropdown "challenge post" etc.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sat 2 Dec 2017, 14:07, archived)
#
Whoopsie, thank you!
(FlippingGerman, Sat 2 Dec 2017, 14:24, archived)
# Welcome!
You'll never leave, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Sat 2 Dec 2017, 14:08, archived)
#
I've been reading other people's stuff for 5 years already, it just took me this long to come up with something.
(FlippingGerman, Sat 2 Dec 2017, 14:25, archived)
# Hello
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 2 Dec 2017, 15:50, archived)
# Markle Smith out of The Fall.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Sat 2 Dec 2017, 13:47, archived)
# :).
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 2 Dec 2017, 15:10, archived)
# Urgh
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Sat 2 Dec 2017, 15:58, archived)
# Most definitely would not.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 2 Dec 2017, 17:44, archived)
# But Merkel......would
(I helped save b3ta! showrat I Fought The Law on, Sat 2 Dec 2017, 22:46, archived)
[challenge entry] According to scientists...
space_sea
...we know more about space than we do about the sea!
(Paint! Another one lost, Sat 2 Dec 2017, 13:35, archived)
# May the porpoise be with you.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Sat 2 Dec 2017, 14:08, archived)
# Gallack Sea? Really? Go and stand in the corner and think about what you've done.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sat 2 Dec 2017, 14:09, archived)
# :D
(Paint! Another one lost, Sat 2 Dec 2017, 14:36, archived)
# Love
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 2 Dec 2017, 18:15, archived)
[challenge entry] He cleaned up crime-ridden Rushden, now it's time for.............


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(Victor Victoria, Sat 2 Dec 2017, 13:03, archived)
# One of Huxlow's finest.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Sat 2 Dec 2017, 14:12, archived)
# Talking of racism...
...this made me LOL
whoops
bullet dodged
(Paint! Another one lost, Sat 2 Dec 2017, 14:57, archived)
#
took me a mo, shame they caught it.
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Sat 2 Dec 2017, 17:28, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 2 Dec 2017, 21:32, archived)
# Quick and dirty just how you like it.....


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(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Sat 2 Dec 2017, 12:07, archived)
# lord preserve us ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 2 Dec 2017, 13:25, archived)
# Pfft! subtle.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sat 2 Dec 2017, 14:10, archived)
# I am in full agreement




(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 4 Dec 2017, 16:12, archived)
# yay, Sir Dave the Hat
:)
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 4 Dec 2017, 22:39, archived)
[challenge entry] "Hold fire, lads. Someone's beaten us to this one"
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 2 Dec 2017, 11:33, archived)
# Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 3 Dec 2017, 12:20, archived)
# artistical!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 4 Dec 2017, 10:32, archived)
# I think I'm coming down with something
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Sat 2 Dec 2017, 10:51, archived)
# :)
(ozof, Sat 2 Dec 2017, 12:40, archived)
# Blindin'!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sat 2 Dec 2017, 14:10, archived)
[challenge entry] That poor boat
Did they ever find it?


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(fluckstlicks Whatever you do, do it improperly!, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 22:11, archived)
[challenge entry] This allowed?


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(fluckstlicks Whatever you do, do it improperly!, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 19:02, archived)
# on a similar note...
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 19:36, archived)
# As most of you can tell,
I'm stupid thick, and only just got it.
Nice one Twisty!
(fluckstlicks Whatever you do, do it improperly!, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 23:17, archived)
# We said we'd do a newsletter
and we've done one - did a round up of the 12 best projects we've seen by B3ta people in the last 6 months.

b3ta.com/newsletter/issue676/
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 16:40, archived)
# Yay!
Think you linked the wrong book quiz, though - that one is 7 years old!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 16:48, archived)
# Hooray!
Cheers Rob.
I was watching the Ashens movie the other day, I didn't realise you were in it. (IN PRISON, WHERE YOU BELONG)
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 17:18, archived)
# Cor!
Thanks Rob!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 18:05, archived)
#
FANKS DAD
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 18:28, archived)
# And what time do you call this??
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 22:59, archived)
# NO
(Paint! Another one lost, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 23:03, archived)
# He's not even our REAL stepdad
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 23:07, archived)
# Meine farter
(fluckstlicks Whatever you do, do it improperly!, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 23:18, archived)
# Shit!
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 23:49, archived)
# Gosh
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 23:57, archived)
# I like how the first link in the first newsletter for ages is broken
Ah good old days

(thanks btw)
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Sat 2 Dec 2017, 4:22, archived)
# Quick and Dirty

Just how he likes it, apparently...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 16:20, archived)
# It ain't sleazy being green.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 16:23, archived)
# difficult decision
should I believe a politition who says he's telling the truth, or an Oap policeman who says he understood computers 10 years ago.
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 18:16, archived)
[challenge entry] duhhh
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 16:04, archived)
#
F-F-F-F-F-FiIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRE!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 16:13, archived)
# That is one impressive set of candles
Have a goodun
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 16:33, archived)
# Thank ye, Sir!
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 16:44, archived)
# he's pist
Conflagration!
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 1 Dec 2017, 20:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Is this allowed?


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(fluckstlicks Whatever you do, do it improperly!, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 15:16, archived)
# Yeah, sure.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 16:21, archived)
# Oooh be tar
cap'in
(fluckstlicks Whatever you do, do it improperly!, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 17:44, archived)

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