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Item on an IQ exam:

LOCATE THE LARGE ADJUSTABLE WENCH

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LS18, Fri 27 Jul 2018, 9:59, archived)

It's in that building down there

*points*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Jul 2018, 10:18, archived)

mmm, o . . . k

let's leave any ideas about college to, ah, the 'others,' m-kay?

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LS18, Fri 27 Jul 2018, 12:02, archived)

Cor

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 27 Jul 2018, 10:46, archived)

Mum! Ffs

(Octo I ruin everything., Fri 27 Jul 2018, 11:05, archived)

6" is large?

LOL

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 27 Jul 2018, 15:30, archived)

nothing's been said about the 'wrench'--only the wench.

gotcha

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LS18, Fri 27 Jul 2018, 15:54, archived)

'Ning!

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 27 Jul 2018, 8:12, archived)

I'll bet a little of that would go a long way,

what with interstellar heat and all *shew-weeee*

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LS18, Fri 27 Jul 2018, 8:24, archived)

It's very spaceous

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Jul 2018, 10:16, archived)

I love all of these.

That spaceship looks like it has eyes and a little smile.

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JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Fri 27 Jul 2018, 10:50, archived)

Thanks! Your comment on one I posted earlier inspired me to do one

See: https://thesebooks.tumblr.com/post/176332052504/have-you-got-a-moment-a-chilling-novel-on

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 27 Jul 2018, 11:31, archived)

Could also have been called, "I'm not fucking that"

"Look at it, it's a fucking huge space ship. They haven't printed enough money to make me do that."

(gijoel, Fri 27 Jul 2018, 11:25, archived)

Yummy

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 27 Jul 2018, 12:21, archived)

Joanna Russ?

I love her even though she hates men. highly recommended.

My favourite of hers is "And Chaos Died".

(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Fri 27 Jul 2018, 12:34, archived)

It's Jo Clayton

Here https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/615053.Lamarchos

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 27 Jul 2018, 12:35, archived)

Never heard of her

So thank you!

(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Fri 27 Jul 2018, 12:45, archived)

Our stimulus tax dollars are finally paying off

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LS18, Fri 27 Jul 2018, 1:40, archived)

They say if you put your ear to the track, you can hear it 10 miles away

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 27 Jul 2018, 3:36, archived)

Nah primates chat shit

it's all lies

(Paint! Another one lost, Fri 27 Jul 2018, 6:56, archived)

this one's sending Morse Code--but the message is all dashes

what in hell could it mean?

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LS18, Fri 27 Jul 2018, 8:20, archived)

Maybe his name is

TOM

(Paint! Another one lost, Fri 27 Jul 2018, 8:42, archived)

You are right! - --- --

but you'd think he'd prefer a drum to send a repeated "TOM-TOM," wooden-ya?
(maybe I expect too much of monkeys)

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LS18, Fri 27 Jul 2018, 10:09, archived)

I believe it's

HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Jul 2018, 10:17, archived)

I'll bet a wet ear could freeze to a train track like a tongue to a flagpole

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LS18, Fri 27 Jul 2018, 8:27, archived)

Horse-fly

(DanWi, Thu 26 Jul 2018, 23:33, archived)

Welcome

And I would love to see wings on this beauty, of course that might be considered cheating...

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The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Fri 27 Jul 2018, 0:44, archived)

That is one fly horse

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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 27 Jul 2018, 0:46, archived)

after that you might be able to master a housefly (arr!)

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LS18, Fri 27 Jul 2018, 1:50, archived)

Mr Fawlty, your horse Dragonfly, it won

Arf!

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 27 Jul 2018, 6:23, archived)

Well that's.... unsettling

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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 27 Jul 2018, 9:14, archived)

This is good

welcome

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Jul 2018, 10:18, archived)

Welcome!

(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Fri 27 Jul 2018, 11:14, archived)

Aww thanks for the welcome

I've been checking out b3ta for years and finally joined.
I did consider the wings but that would make it more of a fly horse I think :D

(DanWi, Fri 27 Jul 2018, 14:24, archived)

I have the DVD. Mint condition.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 26 Jul 2018, 23:04, archived)

arf!

(ozof, Fri 27 Jul 2018, 2:09, archived)

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monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 26 Jul 2018, 22:40, archived)

oooo

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Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Thu 26 Jul 2018, 22:52, archived)

:-)

Burn the witch

(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Fri 27 Jul 2018, 6:34, archived)

Got any more of them Sherbet Fountains?

(JauntyArt, Thu 26 Jul 2018, 20:56, archived)

Not sure I'm keen on this new Doctor Who taking Britain back to the 1930's

(JauntyArt, Thu 26 Jul 2018, 20:28, archived)

Strong and stable time lording

(Octo I ruin everything., Thu 26 Jul 2018, 20:34, archived)

A red, white and blue ball of wibbly wobbly, old-timey wimey stuff

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 26 Jul 2018, 22:21, archived)

She looks really cute here.

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 26 Jul 2018, 20:59, archived)

Guess when the Jodie Whittaker Doctor Who announcement was

(JauntyArt, Thu 26 Jul 2018, 21:39, archived)

I was probably one of them on that graph

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The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Fri 27 Jul 2018, 1:03, archived)

The search does produce some results.

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JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Fri 27 Jul 2018, 10:51, archived)

You dirty Fecker

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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 26 Jul 2018, 21:58, archived)

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 26 Jul 2018, 22:09, archived)

twitter.com/i124nk8/status/986526154130681856

(JauntyArt, Thu 26 Jul 2018, 23:01, archived)

haha!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 27 Jul 2018, 0:35, archived)

This picture makes me realise there's an alternate reality somewhere

where Theresa May is someone's cool auntie and Britain is a relaxed country full of people from different countries working happily alongside each other.

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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 27 Jul 2018, 9:22, archived)

This is the Brexit fantasy in a nutshell

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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 26 Jul 2018, 22:23, archived)

something fishy about this image

(unless the doctor has only one hand)

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LS18, Thu 26 Jul 2018, 19:25, archived)

Who's the coolest guy in the hospital?

The ultra-sound guy.

and who's the coolest guy in the hospital when he's not there?
The Hip-Replacement guy.

(JauntyArt, Thu 26 Jul 2018, 20:31, archived)

pardon me while I find my 'groan' emoji ;p

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LS18, Thu 26 Jul 2018, 21:41, archived)

Oh jesus

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Jul 2018, 10:20, archived)

help me OB GYN, you're my only hope

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 27 Jul 2018, 17:59, archived)

looks like salmonella to me

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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 27 Jul 2018, 1:06, archived)

you'll roe the day you said that!

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LS18, Fri 27 Jul 2018, 1:51, archived)

Carp Diem

(Paint! Another one lost, Fri 27 Jul 2018, 6:58, archived)

I thought something smelt fishy

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Jul 2018, 10:20, archived)

:-)

(Octo I ruin everything., Thu 26 Jul 2018, 17:02, archived)

his name five times--done

what--no prizes? ;p

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LS18, Thu 26 Jul 2018, 17:42, archived)

"He's gonna fuck you up non-violently"

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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 26 Jul 2018, 22:32, archived)

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LS18, Thu 26 Jul 2018, 17:00, archived)

:D haha!

(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Thu 26 Jul 2018, 17:03, archived)

Swish Knickersh Mish MoneyPenny!

(Octo I ruin everything., Thu 26 Jul 2018, 17:04, archived)

FACT: Connery would have trouble 'sitting' without 'shitting'

Shit here, Mish MoneyPenny

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LS18, Thu 26 Jul 2018, 17:45, archived)

schnickersch

(JauntyArt, Thu 26 Jul 2018, 20:32, archived)

I considered that but I wanted to keep the bar a plausible length :D

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LS18, Thu 26 Jul 2018, 22:01, archived)

PHOAR

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Jul 2018, 10:21, archived)

Ocean's dying, plankton's dying...

(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Thu 26 Jul 2018, 13:12, archived)

Heheh

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monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 26 Jul 2018, 13:20, archived)

soylent blue is leavers!

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empire of the pussycat requires more champage, Thu 26 Jul 2018, 15:30, archived)

leavers remains

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 26 Jul 2018, 15:41, archived)

I would quite happily eat both Borissole Johnson and Jacob Rees-Hogg

(Octo I ruin everything., Thu 26 Jul 2018, 17:09, archived)

Looks like something people eat as part of a Youtube Challenge

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 26 Jul 2018, 17:43, archived)

Plankton. And sea greens, and protein from the sea.

It's all here, ready. Fresh as harvest day.

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custard, Thu 26 Jul 2018, 18:48, archived)

hahaha

(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 26 Jul 2018, 19:28, archived)

https://temptationsdesigns.files.wordpress.com/2014/11/bluerat400.png

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RudieSeventyOne The self styled king of un-originality since, Thu 26 Jul 2018, 20:12, archived)

I bet that tastes salty.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 27 Jul 2018, 2:20, archived)

Fish, and plankton. And sea greens, and protein from the sea. It's all here, ready. Fresh as harvest day. Fish and sea greens, plankton and protein from the sea. And then it stopped coming. And they came instead. So I store them here. I'm ready. And you're ready. It's my job. To freeze you. Protein, plankton...

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Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Sun 29 Jul 2018, 20:30, archived)

WHAT

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Thu 26 Jul 2018, 11:28, archived)

relatable

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rob, Thu 26 Jul 2018, 12:28, archived)

aye

it's a sultry day

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Thu 26 Jul 2018, 13:54, archived)

oh come on, I just checked the temp in the UK, time to man up guys :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 26 Jul 2018, 16:01, archived)

I'm in Holland

Send help

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Thu 26 Jul 2018, 17:02, archived)

Leia's got a finger of fudge

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Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 26 Jul 2018, 10:52, archived)

poor Grand Moff Tarkin, someone nicked his KitKat

also, that Y-wing is still flying backwards

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 26 Jul 2018, 10:59, archived)

have you seen the chocolate they sell in aldi

there's a range called Moser Roth, the mrs buys them and I'm still not sure if the name would make a better star wars character or place...

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Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 26 Jul 2018, 11:04, archived)

Better name

Replacement for Bobba Fett

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The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Thu 26 Jul 2018, 12:18, archived)

It's horrible.

Up the LIDL massive with the J.D. Gross 70% dark Ecuadorian good stuff.

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 26 Jul 2018, 14:45, archived)

Plus 'J.D. Gross' could be a character from 2000AD...

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 26 Jul 2018, 14:46, archived)

That's no moon!

It's a Ferrero Rocher?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 26 Jul 2018, 12:14, archived)

i know, i know

I'm spoiling you...

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Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 26 Jul 2018, 12:51, archived)

You're spoiling the chocolate

By replacing a large percentage of it with cheap hazelnut filler...

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 26 Jul 2018, 14:47, archived)

It's a shame it's not the newer ones

'Cos then you have got Darth Maulteser

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The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Thu 26 Jul 2018, 12:23, archived)

Oonta goota, Rolo?

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 26 Jul 2018, 14:57, archived)

A long time ago in a Galaxy far, far away...

(Death Wish Of A Deaf Fish Small dog; cloudy, Thu 26 Jul 2018, 19:17, archived)

The bounty should have been on Han Solo's head...

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R.Soul hmmm, Fri 27 Jul 2018, 22:54, archived)

St. Louis, MO Gateway Arch

MO Gateway Arch(but gateway to wherrrrrre????)

CLICK FOR WETTER

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LS18, Thu 26 Jul 2018, 8:30, archived)

blimey... I'm guessing you're still out of hospital / off work and taking good advantage. You got the all clear yet?

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unclepills, Thu 26 Jul 2018, 10:19, archived)

Thanks for asking, UP

not much has changed--stable for now, but likely to continue putting out fires.

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LS18, Thu 26 Jul 2018, 15:34, archived)

Good-oh that it's not worse.
Carry on. As you were.Keep up the good fight.

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unclepills, Thu 26 Jul 2018, 22:41, archived)

Heresy!

/stlouisan_here

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 26 Jul 2018, 19:50, archived)

me too (practically)

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LS18, Fri 27 Jul 2018, 11:40, archived)

I like this

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Jul 2018, 10:23, archived)

well thank you, M

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LS18, Fri 27 Jul 2018, 11:39, archived)

Gateway to deepest darkest Trumpistan....

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 27 Jul 2018, 13:51, archived)

Pea from 2005

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Thu 26 Jul 2018, 1:19, archived)

ok but what do they taste like

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maia is thinking about gnomes, Thu 26 Jul 2018, 2:39, archived)

tart carp

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 26 Jul 2018, 3:48, archived)

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maia is thinking about gnomes, Thu 26 Jul 2018, 10:11, archived)

ham that's been sitting in the fridge for six weeks

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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 26 Jul 2018, 7:38, archived)

No man knows

(gijoel, Thu 26 Jul 2018, 8:14, archived)

LOL

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 26 Jul 2018, 9:54, archived)

Where'd you find them at?

Bin looking for aaaaages.*

*copyright old jokes home etc etc

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unclepills, Thu 26 Jul 2018, 10:22, archived)

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LS18, Wed 25 Jul 2018, 23:32, archived)

I made a liquorice Mondrian

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monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 25 Jul 2018, 22:14, archived)

solve this, fuckers

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maia is thinking about gnomes, Wed 25 Jul 2018, 22:29, archived)

you can actually buy a nice mondrian themed “mirror” cube, which is much more fidgetty fun than the original cube.

(ozof, Wed 25 Jul 2018, 23:43, archived)

oh neat

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maia is thinking about gnomes, Thu 26 Jul 2018, 0:27, archived)

Haha!

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 26 Jul 2018, 13:32, archived)

This was done by a friend a few years ago.

laughingsquid.com/art-car-world/

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tubaman, Wed 25 Jul 2018, 22:44, archived)

I'd never seen the phrase "art car" before I looked at that page, it really does contain the phrase "art car" a lot.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 25 Jul 2018, 22:48, archived)

I'm also new to it.

Some look amazing.

I hope the museum includes the Cock Piss Partridge car.

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monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 25 Jul 2018, 22:56, archived)

I have been around that circle since the 90s

Never made my own art car, but my old Honda minivan is one now, in Seattle.

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tubaman, Wed 25 Jul 2018, 23:51, archived)

You can't just say that and not post it :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 26 Jul 2018, 3:39, archived)

It is shown here:

www.kellyspot.com/

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tubaman, Thu 26 Jul 2018, 6:46, archived)

art car

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 25 Jul 2018, 22:49, archived)

tart carp

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maia is thinking about gnomes, Wed 25 Jul 2018, 23:06, archived)

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 25 Jul 2018, 23:10, archived)

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maia is thinking about gnomes, Wed 25 Jul 2018, 23:11, archived)

Kim Carpdashian

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 25 Jul 2018, 23:31, archived)

i love the twitter account "Kim Kierkegaardashian"

Combining the vapid statements of Kim Kardashian with the musings of philosopher Søren Kierkegaard.

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maia is thinking about gnomes, Wed 25 Jul 2018, 23:54, archived)

no pedro.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 26 Jul 2018, 1:41, archived)

Karen Carpenter?

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 26 Jul 2018, 1:57, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 26 Jul 2018, 1:59, archived)

:O One for every occasion!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 26 Jul 2018, 2:19, archived)

And now I've been listening to The Carpenters ever since

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 26 Jul 2018, 2:31, archived)

for some reason my sister and i always used to insist the lyric was

"why do birds suddenly happen"

to this day i always sing that, knowing full well it's wrong.

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maia is thinking about gnomes, Thu 26 Jul 2018, 2:38, archived)

Don't know why, but that made me think of my copy of Pink Floyd - Wish You Were Here.

The record would skip somewhere around the 'lead role in a cage' part of the lyrics. I got so used to it that It would throw me off when I heard the uninterrupted version on the radio.

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 26 Jul 2018, 2:59, archived)

i wouldn't say it's wrong

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 26 Jul 2018, 3:34, archived)

haha

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e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Thu 26 Jul 2018, 3:40, archived)

PS:

I've moved on to Captain & Tennille now :(

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 26 Jul 2018, 3:47, archived)

oh pedro

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e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Thu 26 Jul 2018, 3:50, archived)

it's wrong

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 26 Jul 2018, 3:50, archived)

The Mamas & the Papas next

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 26 Jul 2018, 3:56, archived)

{face+palm+nod}

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 26 Jul 2018, 3:49, archived)

Despite being the biggest tart in the pond,

she snagged herself a successful brain sturgeon ;p

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LS18, Thu 26 Jul 2018, 15:41, archived)

looks quite good, as art OR treats

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LS18, Wed 25 Jul 2018, 23:30, archived)

better than a candy kandinsky

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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 26 Jul 2018, 0:14, archived)

At least no-one will steal it

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 26 Jul 2018, 1:42, archived)

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broadsword w⚓, Wed 25 Jul 2018, 21:59, archived)

Yee-Haww!

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$$ ✅, Wed 25 Jul 2018, 22:03, archived)

Yee-Haww!

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broadsword w⚓, Wed 25 Jul 2018, 22:14, archived)

YaHoo (no wait)

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LS18, Wed 25 Jul 2018, 23:29, archived)

based on a true story

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 25 Jul 2018, 22:18, archived)

more of this

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e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Thu 26 Jul 2018, 3:59, archived)

skillz

(JaCk tHe BiScUiT long time no shop, Thu 26 Jul 2018, 8:51, archived)

PROOF!

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Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 25 Jul 2018, 15:02, archived)

That's a ballsack

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 25 Jul 2018, 16:40, archived)

yes, and that's his hand.

next to a grain of rice.

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Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 25 Jul 2018, 16:50, archived)

i like this response

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maia is thinking about gnomes, Wed 25 Jul 2018, 17:48, archived)

See a doctor.

{:-p

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 25 Jul 2018, 18:30, archived)

's ballsack

!!!!!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 25 Jul 2018, 18:45, archived)

WTF :O

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 25 Jul 2018, 18:50, archived)

SYNCHRONIZED COCKS!

It's from an old show called Jam

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 25 Jul 2018, 18:54, archived)

Alpine skiing!

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 25 Jul 2018, 20:29, archived)

O_o

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 25 Jul 2018, 20:28, archived)

Ok, it's a tongue

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 25 Jul 2018, 19:07, archived)

Fake and gay

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e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Thu 26 Jul 2018, 4:04, archived)

the hand is real

the rice may be fake.

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Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 26 Jul 2018, 9:33, archived)

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