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if the world was ginger

Ginger people have been in the news this week, hounded and humiliated for their crimson locks and freckled skin. But what if the tables were turned, and they were worshipped as Gods? Show us life in Ginger World...

(, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 19:28)
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# hmmmm not much different

(, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 7:25, More)
# .

(, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 0:44, More)
# True colours.

(, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 23:16, More)
# this compo is so unrealistic...
Our Americans friends are well in control of the red menace, as this secret document shows:

(, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 22:51, More)
# ooh ooh me me am i the first for this
edit: fucksocks

(may it be the last)
(, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 20:59, More)
# Gingey Hendrix - 1 mutant gingery-gene and he wouldnt have made it.

I nearly didn't do this as he IS a god to me!
(, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 20:10, More)
#

(, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 19:53, More)
# your kids will meditate in school.
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it would have been better if i could remember how to warp text properly, but i can't. but even then the joke is tenuous so instead of doing any fact-finding i just screwed with the liquify tool and heaved it up here like a great big bag of stolen medical waste. sorry for bothering you all with it, you're really very nice people with brilliant, active minds. anyway, it popped in my head the other day while i was riding my bike on the way to the grocery and i had to make it - after i made some pasta, though, with the tomatoes and mushrooms i bought. i also bought a few books at the junk shop and some poppadums and a big bag of dirt so i can pot some more plants. there are squirrels eating my seeds and seedlings and i'm getting a bit enraged at them but i don't have any intention of waking up at 5:00 am to loll about on my patio and scare squirrels, so the plants will have to fend for themselves unless anyone's got some triffids they could sell or loan me.

i had my first mention in the newsletter a couple of years back with a top tip on how to peel ginger so i felt naturally drawn to this compo. if i'd had a better idea or more talentedly executed this one, i'm sure i'd be happier about it. still, i've got my health so who's to complain? not me, that's for sure. well, unless you count this big block of text (and i don't). cheers.
(, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 4:17, More)
# A late one for the compo.

(, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 16:46, More)
# Jesus Ginger Christ!

(, Sun 10 Jun 2007, 19:55, More)
# .

(, Sat 9 Jun 2007, 19:52, More)
# And another entry
following the rules a little more closely!



(click for huge)

EDIT 10/06/07 @ 10:20 : is it just me, or can nobody else see the piccy?
EDIT @ 10:21 : I can't see anything on my domain, so apols if all my pics aren't appearing :-(
(, Sat 9 Jun 2007, 16:11, More)
# .

(, Sat 9 Jun 2007, 3:10, More)
# If the world was ginger, he'd still look fuck all like Harry...


...but maybe we'd have better Olympic merchandise.
(, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:05, More)
# Brings!


Previously, on 24

The following takes place between blah and blah
(, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 23:23, More)
# If the world was ginger, you say?

(, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 20:39, More)
# sorry.......
linked it. NSFW Ginger Fuhrer
(, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 19:18, More)
# Heaven help us...

(, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 14:27, More)
# 'ning


fucking optimisation
(, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 14:01, More)
# .

(, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 12:03, More)
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