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illustrated spam

We want you to take the subject lines from your spam email and illustrate them in clever and amusing ways... much like this website here. Remember, it's lateral thinking we want, not porny pictures!

(Fri 20 Aug 2004, 10:49)
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# There's shit loads of material in my spam folder.
Here's one.


[edit] "it" in the title being Cousin It from The Addams Family
(ProduceMonkey, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 17:29, More)
# A genuine spam subject line that I received anon -


Disturbingly, the message was selling mortgage products.
(I helped save b3ta! George Spiggott, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 17:25, More)
# A credit card you CANT turn down!!


Compo entry :)
(I helped save b3ta! the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 17:25, More)
# Increase the length of your Penis.

(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 17:20, More)
# watch me cream all over these tits..

(Benjybolox, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 17:17, More)
# On a theme...

(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 17:13, More)
# Cheap Windows XP Professional

(I helped save b3ta! enthusiastic amateur delurked at:, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 17:12, More)
# "Shed pounds in your sleep!"

(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 17:05, More)
# Bloody online casinos don't even offer saabac!

(I helped save b3ta! Shrub Rocketeer is a twisted emotional husk, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 17:04, More)
#
product placement is all..!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 16:55, More)
# Free IT training online!
Train your It to do this:


(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 16:53, More)
# Quick, dirty and might redex soon

But it has a badly drawn cock in it and it hasn't been done
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 16:53, More)
# "wank -- yeah everyone is doing it"


Click the picture to enlarge it.
(aden_nak, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 16:52, More)
# You done got mail.

(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 16:43, More)
# in the navy...

(retrograde, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 16:35, More)
# yarr plunder

(bblac didnt get the new job booo rotten bastards, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 16:30, More)
# Woot.

(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 16:25, More)
# Bee, How do they sa-ck those c0c.k-s?

Easy really...

(yes, another cock one)
(bee, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 16:22, More)
# impossible to lose weights?

(geolokk, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 16:22, More)
# FCUK DIRTY CNUT


Well, I mean..... what were you expecting?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 20 Aug 2004, 16:19, More)
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