New World Order Poem

(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 21:39, More)

Hello thar b3ta
All proceeds from this limerick go towards preventing rhyme-and-meter crime in YOUR neighbourhood.


( Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 2:29, More)

(Matty73, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 1:23, More)

(Matty73, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 1:19, More)

Haven't seen this fella in the challenge yet...

( RedHouse over yonder, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 14:42, More)

(thebao, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 15:27, More)

This Chow Mein Man

(__, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 11:00, More)

RETREAT
 

 
( Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 4:33, More)

evenin' b3ta
mystery solved:

( alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 0:36, More)

Vote For Meeee!

( shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 16:54, More)

Brilliant :D
*click*
Sneaky pea.

( xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:31, More)

Tone

( writerblock ... embedding disabled by request on, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:16, More)

Pleasant nightmares everybody! :D

( Rico, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 1:33, More)

Hehehe just a quick 1

( Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:34, More)

'noon

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:27, More)

Old limerick we sang at school.

Seems there's many versions of this limerick but this is mine.
( Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 14:04, More)

'ning

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 2 Sep 2010, 10:16, More)

Is it wednesday yet?

( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 9:15, More)

Meh...

( ..wil, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 8:30, More)

There was a plump fellow, Al Gore,
Who thought that he'd ordered a whore,
But when she told Tipper:
"... Masseuse, not a stripper!"*
She divorced him. Let's hope he's now poor.


(*may contain temporal inconsistencies.)

Woo! Page one of the compo.

Nooo! There's only one page :(
( An Egg ,D, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 0:50, More)