And now over to news from your area..." Why do they bother? It's always some shite about a cat stuck up a tree. Tedium is their medium. Photoshop us some of the sort of stories that local news teams spend their sad, sad lives documenting, and stick them on the messageboard." />
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"And now over to news from your area..." Why do they bother? It's always some shite about a cat stuck up a tree. Tedium is their medium. Photoshop us some of the sort of stories that local news teams spend their sad, sad lives documenting, and stick them on the messageboard.

(Fri 17 Oct 2003, 10:34)
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# In the senate proceedings: 55 Republicans, 44 Democrats, and one Scorched Earther. The first two have numbers. The latter has a flamethrower.


Inspired by an essay from Jeff Vogel's website, http://www.armory.com/~crisper/Scorch/Musings/more.theo
(, Sat 18 Oct 2003, 2:53, More)
# Breaking Local News


My first post in almost two years. But, then again, I only had about 10 posts two years ago!

Anyway.
(, Sat 18 Oct 2003, 2:36, More)
# The truth comes out!


Click for big
(, Sat 18 Oct 2003, 1:39, More)
# In the local interest section:

He's planned to make another try tomorrow, if today's attempt is unsucsessful.
(, Sat 18 Oct 2003, 0:59, More)
# The futility of locality

(, Sat 18 Oct 2003, 0:41, More)
# In other news...

...a fairy crashed into Pier 1.
Dozens were injured, 3 dead.
(, Sat 18 Oct 2003, 0:24, More)
# Top story on Points Local.....


Not *that* bad
(, Sat 18 Oct 2003, 0:22, More)
# Local Pig Learns To Jump!

(, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 23:33, More)
# Subliminal swearing in regional news programme title sequence


Not shopped, actually happened AFAIK
(, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 23:23, More)
# News presenter admits truth. Read all about it. Extra. Extra.

uhhhh
(, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 23:16, More)
# Car crashes in the Stoke area are on the increase!

(, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 23:05, More)
# fork handles


The old ones are the best
(, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 22:58, More)
# The manhunt is over...


Cheeseburgers are safe.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 22:52, More)
# A..............................

(, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 21:36, More)
# Beer is the booze.

(, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 21:24, More)
# Cruise at Ten

I can't help being a simpleton.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 21:08, More)
# *Chuckle*

Anyone get the reference? Har!
(, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 21:02, More)
# Now, that's local

slightly larger

(, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 21:00, More)
# i = not good at stuff

(, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 20:55, More)
# Why bother shopping an image when the truth is funnier....



(All ficticious articles)
(, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 20:53, More)
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