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Badly Misheard Instructions. Ever sat in the congregation at a wedding trying not to laugh too loudly when they say 'I give you this ring'? Stick some cotton wool in your ears, dig out your worst puns and photoshop them for the board.

(Fri 18 Oct 2002, 17:40)
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# No...
...you were meant to be repainting the _porch_.



(first post, I can only apologise)
(I helped save b3ta! oolitic, Sun 20 Oct 2002, 11:21, More)
# Don't desert me!
Desert, Dessert, geddit?!

/coat
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sun 20 Oct 2002, 11:19, More)
# Firstly Jonathan, I said I fancied a BURGER..


..and secondly, when I said a Whopper what I meant was...
(I helped save b3ta! Darryn.R, Sun 20 Oct 2002, 11:08, More)
# No, I said give him an
ARMADILLO!



Mind, he looks happy enough....
(I helped save b3ta! moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Sun 20 Oct 2002, 11:03, More)
# johnny went for the first down
a little early in the quarter

(I helped save b3ta! bageler, Sun 20 Oct 2002, 10:36, More)
# Not-so-wise-men

/coat, yashmac
(bean flika, Sun 20 Oct 2002, 7:21, More)
# dr. woo

(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Sun 20 Oct 2002, 5:42, More)
# Don't you just hate when that happens!

(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Sun 20 Oct 2002, 2:14, More)
# Having carried out his instructions exactly...

...Vincenzo felt sure the Godfather would be pleased with him...
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Sun 20 Oct 2002, 1:58, More)
# why don't you join us in a cup of tea?

(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sun 20 Oct 2002, 1:14, More)
# Sorry guys... is this Crapolla??

(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Sat 19 Oct 2002, 23:54, More)
# There was widespread confusion about the
government's "Go To Work On An Egg" campaign...

(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 19 Oct 2002, 23:43, More)
# No . .
They passed with flying honours !!


(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Sat 19 Oct 2002, 23:30, More)
# Sorry,
I thought you said MADLY DISTURBED MCCUTCHEONS.



*boom boom*
(BITMAP, Sat 19 Oct 2002, 21:45, More)
# doo rar

(I helped save b3ta! wingpig wish I'd known about liquify eighteen years ago, Sat 19 Oct 2002, 20:59, More)
# 'I have a scream!'

(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Sat 19 Oct 2002, 19:40, More)
# dont let your crew listen to techno!

(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Sat 19 Oct 2002, 19:26, More)
# Not really an instruction...

But they all misheard what he was saying.
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Sat 19 Oct 2002, 19:10, More)
# fire!

(I helped save b3ta! raver, Sat 19 Oct 2002, 18:43, More)
# Bloody Barman!
I ordered a VODKA Damnit!
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sat 19 Oct 2002, 18:06, More)
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