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Badly Misheard Instructions. Ever sat in the congregation at a wedding trying not to laugh too loudly when they say 'I give you this ring'? Stick some cotton wool in your ears, dig out your worst puns and photoshop them for the board.

(Fri 18 Oct 2002, 17:40)
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# Big Tony should have known better...
...than to go to Donny the Deaf-Aid's barbershop.

(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 20:51, More)
# Things
could have gone better.

Clicky for big
(I helped save b3ta! Devious ...what?, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 20:49, More)
# Oh..


...so it's "If the CAP fits, wear it " ?
(I helped save b3ta! R u f f K u t ...kicking in a nonce..., Fri 18 Oct 2002, 20:25, More)
# Did I hear someone mention bad puns??

(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 20:12, More)
# It slowly dawned on Luke that he´d misheard R2´s message

(Mr MacTarpaulin-Smythe, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 20:11, More)
# .


So don't even try it !
(I helped save b3ta! R u f f K u t ...kicking in a nonce..., Fri 18 Oct 2002, 20:04, More)
# Dave's wife suggested he should...
...take up flamenco dancing to spice up their love life. it all worked out in the end.


(rikrak, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 19:39, More)
# woo
this took me far longer than it should, bah.


Phew!
(I helped save b3ta! djdirect, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 19:39, More)
# Silly Billy!



[insert egg pun here]
(rikrak, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 19:20, More)
# No Hunter...

I said catch the ball not run into the wall.
(GrandpasDead, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 19:01, More)
# groan

(I helped save b3ta! CJ, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 18:58, More)
# Big goof from the art department

(uptownjoe, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 18:52, More)
# Safe Sex
Great idea right?




P.S. (Sorry bout the size!)
(Scruffum, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 18:51, More)
# Young Skywalker´s hearing got worse by the minute

"Sluice the horse puke?"
(Mr MacTarpaulin-Smythe, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 18:49, More)
# A stitch in Tyne...

...saves nine. Sorry.
(Psythor, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 18:31, More)
# Churchill's speech was a bit like chinese whispers

(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 18:27, More)
# the illustrator miss heard again....

(I helped save b3ta! EdibleVomit, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 18:17, More)
# Victoria at a recent press conference

(brainflakes, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 18:12, More)
# Sorry - it was on TV last night

(uptownjoe, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 18:05, More)
# .
that is gerrrrrrrossssssssssssman!
(steeev, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 17:59, More)
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