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Badly Misheard Instructions. Ever sat in the congregation at a wedding trying not to laugh too loudly when they say 'I give you this ring'? Stick some cotton wool in your ears, dig out your worst puns and photoshop them for the board.

(Fri 18 Oct 2002, 17:40)
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# I said

"Deploy the antenna!"
Sorry.
(, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 14:24, More)
# Hmmmm...
Can I get away with posting this for the challange?



Click for explanation

It made me laugh anyway...
(, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 14:19, More)
# Due to the limitations of the gif format


You'll have to imagine the blood curdling scream as the final frame fades out...
(, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 14:13, More)
# .

(, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 14:12, More)
# Go ahead draw a straw Barry!

(, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 14:11, More)
# ooooh, my favorite telly programme

(, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 14:11, More)
# sorry, old joke

but relevant
(, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 14:04, More)
# Problems Arose for Nick Park as the animators misheard the name
of his new characters


(, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 13:53, More)
# Oldie...

2 memes for the price of one!
(, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 13:50, More)
# Moan away...
clicky
(, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 13:43, More)
# ...

(, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 13:43, More)
# LUL crack down on people flaunting safety.


Please stand clear of the doors.
(, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 13:34, More)
# Rodeo Pete was about to regret...

...asking One Eared Jake to stable his horses...
(, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 13:31, More)
# Old one

but <sigh> "you wouldn't mind being plesant"
clear enough?
(, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 13:28, More)
# Fisherman Bill regretted...


..asking the hard of hearing tattooist to tattoo a pair of Pollocks on his back..

sorry/coat
(, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 13:27, More)
# Ok Paul, take me to the liver.


Paul!!!
(, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 13:19, More)
# The captain was quite specific..
Maroon him on a dessert island...



EDIT: someone wanted 'the Scream/tube' image as a wallpaper. Is THIS allright?
(, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 13:18, More)
# Brenda shrieked when she realised she'd almost failed to mind the gap

(, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 13:12, More)
# I said to use the "Mastic" on the pipe!!!


Mastic = Silicone Sealant
(, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 13:11, More)
# Frankly
The paying public felt conned...

(, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 13:08, More)
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