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Badly Misheard Instructions. Ever sat in the congregation at a wedding trying not to laugh too loudly when they say 'I give you this ring'? Stick some cotton wool in your ears, dig out your worst puns and photoshop them for the board.

(Fri 18 Oct 2002, 17:40)
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# Rover was the first to suffer...
...the consequences of the Salem Sheepdog Trials



With thanks to Mark. E. Smith
(blather http://blather.net, Tue 22 Oct 2002, 11:32, More)
# A common mistake...

(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 22 Oct 2002, 10:17, More)
# No, I definitely asked you to rent Chariots of Fire


No, hang on, don't turn it off - I'm quite enjoying it..
(I helped save b3ta! adverse_camber, Tue 22 Oct 2002, 10:17, More)
# Did Jamiroquai's song go something like this?

(The Entity Remembered his login details on, Tue 22 Oct 2002, 10:16, More)
# Your attention please...

(taids mostly does stuff at night... mostly, Tue 22 Oct 2002, 10:12, More)
# .

(I helped save b3ta! missing, Tue 22 Oct 2002, 9:50, More)
# Will regretted joining the infantry:


Have been trying to post this since Friday but exeat was broke! Frustration!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 22 Oct 2002, 9:28, More)
# Mr. Munch,
you are a fucking idiot, Listen to the words i say!



Apologies for lack of hummus, i will go and swiftly kill myself now...
(I helped save b3ta! beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Tue 22 Oct 2002, 8:53, More)
# Mixed Signals from Chief Moose of the Sniper Task Force

(I helped save b3ta! Artamnesia, Tue 22 Oct 2002, 7:40, More)
# Apparently, the Dell marketing execs want something new...

(Wilzon321, Tue 22 Oct 2002, 2:25, More)
# The voices made me do it

(MattW, Tue 22 Oct 2002, 0:33, More)
# Choose your toppings carefully
then...

not literally...
(taids mostly does stuff at night... mostly, Tue 22 Oct 2002, 0:18, More)
# Here you are, sir
Chicken soup with futons

(--merciless-- is delightfully fragrant, Mon 21 Oct 2002, 21:37, More)
# this should be in 'When Surgery goes wrong VIII'

ooo, nasty.
(taids mostly does stuff at night... mostly, Mon 21 Oct 2002, 21:28, More)
# stupid star trek based pun

with gratuitous second frame
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Mon 21 Oct 2002, 21:28, More)
# can i have a vowel please carol

i said...
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Mon 21 Oct 2002, 20:40, More)
# These medical students can get a bit confused
when told they'll be delivering babies.

(Maels, Mon 21 Oct 2002, 20:36, More)
# .

(I helped save b3ta! missing, Mon 21 Oct 2002, 20:29, More)
# Mine The Gap
Mine The Gap
Figured i'd jump on this bandwagon and beat the dead horse
I don't know if this exact one's been done, only seen the 'mind the gap' ones..
/coat anyway
(Chop-Logik, Mon 21 Oct 2002, 19:22, More)
# You look like you've just seen
a goat!


(Moshpit, Mon 21 Oct 2002, 18:54, More)
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