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modernise the bible

What with all the pages of begat this and thou shalt that, the Bible is a bit out of touch with today's youth. Bring it up to date so we can answer moral dilemmas such as "Is it OK to murder someone in a video game?" and "Would you steal a movie?"

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:19)
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# Israel's gold medal win tinged with controversy

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# Only 2nd post. I suck!

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#

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# Hahaha
I'm just getting silly now

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 21:29, More)
# If the New Testament were modernised...

Edit: cheers chaps :)
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 17:25, More)
# Hmmm...

(I helped save b3ta! sponge monkey is knitting himself, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 18:12, More)
# Psalms? Where we're going we don't need psalms!


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(champagnerocker, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 23:24, More)
# It's the bible translated into a more modern language.
awaits comments about errors in my coding structure
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 10:41, More)
# Make it relevant to young people eh???


Hav Da Possee Prayer
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 18:13, More)
# Well a compo related pea

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#

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# Moses: His first attempt.

(Brian O'Blivion contains hazardous material, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 12:04, More)
# hahaha..................and seeing as peas are flying........

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 23:43, More)
# Holy Hell


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(Dog Biscuit Boy MY AMERICAN BARF IS TASTIER,THAN YOURS., Thu 24 Sep 2009, 23:37, More)
# Pea roasting for the compo

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# *Gets thirst on*

(I helped save b3ta! Ian Woosnam, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 17:24, More)
# Your life. Your religion.
Why not try repackaging the same old crap?

(octopuppy stinking up the place, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 22:30, More)
# He was a carpenter. Maybe he made pool tables.

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(Brian O'Blivion contains hazardous material, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 7:05, More)
# B&Q it

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 23:20, More)
# I guess this might fit in compo


ben dune?
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