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In the olden days, filmmakers couldn't show sex, so they'd refer to it by showing trains entering tunnels, waves crashing on beaches etc. But what if these restrictions were still in place? Design some modern visual euphemisms for sex, but keep it 'innocent'. Animation encouraged.

(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 24 Jan 2007, 19:43)
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# Yes, I suppose they are bloody big bullet holes.
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*EDIT* Bollocks, I hate posting crappy pics at the same time JJ posts brilliant ones...
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 11:30, More)
# Cheap

low budget
(ViolationCream wobble shaft, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 11:02, More)
# here is my entry

(JackLaidlaw, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 7:42, More)
# Matthew 7:6 - Do not give dogs what is sacred; do not throw your pearls to pigs.


Hallelujah!!
(Abuscruffy, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 5:23, More)
# apologies for crapness
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i tried a bit, i even added a shitty background this time...
(Cold Fished looks like Zack Braff, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 2:40, More)
# hmm cheap, dirty and bad in general.

(I helped save b3ta! the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 1:53, More)
# hmmm

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 1:38, More)
# meatspin

(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 0:05, More)
# this new enough?

(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 24 Jan 2007, 23:03, More)
# Dirty Hoe

(Amorous Anonymous im on the interweb >>> reiterated.co.uk, Wed 24 Jan 2007, 22:27, More)
# Cheers
Cheers everyone, pleased to meet ya, mmmmm mmm, it must have been the council who invented a woman! :0

(zepplin_dong wibbly wobbly, wibbly wibb, wobb, Wed 31 Jan 2007, 14:56, More)
# Last one afore the compo changes

(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 31 Jan 2007, 10:04, More)
# Too subtle perhaps?
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(zerodin has magical powers., Wed 31 Jan 2007, 5:52, More)
# if i may?

(I helped save b3ta! King Tubby the Ganja Smuggling Dub Ruler, Wed 31 Jan 2007, 1:04, More)
# tired...


so heres a poorly done challenge entry, aslong as you get the gist of it then my work here is done zzzzzzz....
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Wed 31 Jan 2007, 0:58, More)
# Oh no! Not Flipper!

(AALLGOD, Sat 27 Jan 2007, 18:53, More)
# prolly bindun
but as my first ever gif, i'm chuffed*

*dig the wobbly camera action
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Fri 26 Jan 2007, 21:57, More)
# Plagiarismo
Bindun? ah well.

(anne franks drum kit Vat is dis banging noise from ze attic?, Fri 26 Jan 2007, 21:33, More)
# Compo time: Quick, dirty, poorly animated...
...and only found in the more *ahem* specialist films



sweet and innocent b3tards may need to click here for an explanation
(nobbynomates ...chose his name for a good reason, Fri 26 Jan 2007, 19:58, More)
# i couldnt think of much.......

(I helped save b3ta! The invisible ham Fig rolls are the best, Fri 26 Jan 2007, 19:47, More)
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