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In the olden days, filmmakers couldn't show sex, so they'd refer to it by showing trains entering tunnels, waves crashing on beaches etc. But what if these restrictions were still in place? Design some modern visual euphemisms for sex, but keep it 'innocent'. Animation encouraged.

(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 24 Jan 2007, 19:43)
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# Not exactly subtle, artistic, or seamless
But fuck it!!!


(Darkpie 3.243F6A8885A308D31319, Wed 24 Jan 2007, 23:26, More)
# roflcocks!
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P.S.
yes, this is meant to be ironic.
(El Chupacabra "caused harrasment, alarm and distress", Wed 24 Jan 2007, 20:44, More)
#

(1.618..., Mon 29 Jan 2007, 14:53, More)
# Soviet porn
(He don't half finish quickly)
The soviets did actually make propaganda porno you know.

EDIT: Linked due to size.
Added new version. 164Kb! Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Mon 29 Jan 2007, 11:31, More)
# ...


Edit: For those who are RISing, it's the basic instinct CITV edit... or something. meh
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 26 Jan 2007, 12:55, More)
# ...
lack of hummus alert!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 26 Jan 2007, 10:39, More)
# Spoodge
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(bonzos, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 22:33, More)
# 'Ning


Click pic for definition.
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 19:49, More)
# Needs more austin powers...

edit : Beef Curtains!! and a dirty shag!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 17:52, More)
# Bumping Uglies...
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Feel free to complain to your MP about this shoddy pun...
(the_legendary_shark isn't really legendary at all, just rather dull., Thu 25 Jan 2007, 16:58, More)
# Back and forth up Mud Lane.

(I helped save b3ta! itzpirate ~ walking the plank, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:33, More)
# I really am quite sorry about this.

(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 10:53, More)
# decisions decisions

(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 9:31, More)
# see ya later, I have to go "floyd the pink"

(I helped save b3ta! Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 5:14, More)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 5:00, More)
# Something tight and black.......................
I bet you'd love to squeeze your head in between those!

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(jamiecg74 WTF is going on?!?!, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 2:11, More)
# 2 for the price of one.
2 reposts for backdoor shenanigans...




(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 1:18, More)
# Gordon is gagging to try out the old 'Premiere' position (he loves a bit of political karma-sutra)...

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH....
FLOWER O' SCOOOOOOOOOTLAAAAAAAAN'!


Tony went in, loving it - and now that he's totally fucked;
Teh Chancellor can't wait for his turn to get fucked too! Stud-monkey indeed...
(Dan of the Crippled Nipples, Wed 24 Jan 2007, 22:15, More)
# *ahem*

(Oldbean! Hiro is my Hero!!, Wed 24 Jan 2007, 21:00, More)
# This little fellow REALLY likes my remote control

Now what his name ... woodcock?
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Wed 24 Jan 2007, 20:59, More)
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