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In the olden days, filmmakers couldn't show sex, so they'd refer to it by showing trains entering tunnels, waves crashing on beaches etc. But what if these restrictions were still in place? Design some modern visual euphemisms for sex, but keep it 'innocent'. Animation encouraged.

(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 24 Jan 2007, 19:43)
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# That Long Dark Hole Of Desire...
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A Muted Trumpet, Perfect
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Wed 24 Jan 2007, 20:52, More)
# Meh

(Oldbean! Hiro is my Hero!!, Wed 24 Jan 2007, 20:43, More)
# sadly i am in office
all day too :(

sorry.

you can look at them all my deviantart :)
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Tue 30 Jan 2007, 22:24, More)
# Firing a meat mortar into the desert?


Or just Mincing around?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 30 Jan 2007, 19:14, More)
# Realised whilst looking at a box of Family Circle
That Chocolate Finger and that Jammy Dodger seem awfully close to one another...



It's porn in disguise!
(__, Tue 30 Jan 2007, 15:52, More)
# bedtime for dubya

(Cmdr DeLavel, Mon 29 Jan 2007, 21:48, More)
# say what you see...

(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Mon 29 Jan 2007, 16:39, More)
# (|) <------- insert penis here

(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 29 Jan 2007, 11:50, More)
# Probably bin-dun but I can't be bothered to check - hope you likey anyway ;)

(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 27 Jan 2007, 11:08, More)
# Im not sure

(The abominable coffee table Likes french fries, Sat 27 Jan 2007, 3:53, More)
# this may have lost meaning now
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click for full 456kb gay robot scenario
(I helped save b3ta! we interrupt the programme when your back is turned on, Fri 26 Jan 2007, 19:57, More)
# Tea Bagging....


Edit: Thanks to folkies that helped me. I'm new to making gifs see.
Ededit: I got rid of that other thread.
(thom The world will end, Fri 26 Jan 2007, 19:22, More)
# Douglas!

(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Fri 26 Jan 2007, 16:00, More)
# There's a euphemism in here somewhere

(I helped save b3ta! gaijincory reeks of mediocrity., Fri 26 Jan 2007, 8:15, More)
# Ahem!

(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 26 Jan 2007, 0:46, More)
# sorry, just...sorry

(hamstrungbarber chris, 1990, united kingdom, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 22:03, More)
# yummy

(I helped save b3ta! sutton a non-prophet organization!, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 21:47, More)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 15:02, More)
# Probably been done.

In fact, I expect some of you are doing it now.
(I helped save b3ta! Ian Woosnam, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:53, More)
# BACARDI BEEZER!
woo


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