Finally...

Massive.
( Butters and his titanium codsocket, Tue 20 Jun 2006, 8:00, More)

EMO

a huge version for the compo
an infinite version for the gods

This lacks all the subtlety of Emo Phillips telling it.
( gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 21 Jun 2006, 15:02, More)

Embiggened for book!




Man, Flash is ace to draw in! It turns my utter shite into merely pigswill!
(DrDerekDoctors, Tue 20 Jun 2006, 23:47, More)

:)

What's blue and fucks grannies?
Me in my lucky blue coat.
1650 X 2550
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 20 Jun 2006, 7:53, More)

:)

[click for huuuuuuge]
( prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 20 Jun 2006, 16:51, More)

Bit shit
but i can't draw.

But i have a knife to your throat so you have to enjoy it regardless!



Click for biggerynesseryish
( SocialRobot, Thu 22 Jun 2006, 17:10, More)

What's black and slides down Nelson's column

Winnie Mandela Bigger
( Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Thu 22 Jun 2006, 11:52, More)

doot de doo....

apologies for shittyness, but i do love the joke. also available in extra huge size suitable for a sick joke book, but i can't imagine anyone would want it.

edit: someone with more talent is more than welcome to redo this.


( postbear has metal knees, Wed 21 Jun 2006, 3:38, More)

You want huge? You get huge!

And a free haiku to boot.

Sometimes gentle click
Embiggens tiny picture
Use left mouse button
( Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 20 Jun 2006, 19:33, More)

If either of mine get in, I have hoooooooooooooooge 300dpi versions available
Just ask.

For memory-jogging purposes, here and here
.
( NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 20 Jun 2006, 1:28, More)

compo:
Q What's red and sits in the corner?
A. A baby playing with a razor blade.

300dpi 1650x2550 version

and

Q. What do you call 20 lepers in a swimming pool?
A.Porridge!



300dpi big version
( brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 21 Jun 2006, 10:45, More)

And another

And a free haiku to boot.

Sometimes gentle click
Embiggens tiny picture
Use left mouse button
( Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 20 Jun 2006, 20:30, More)

ARGH! COMPO COMPO COMPO!

Click for huge!
( Butters and his titanium codsocket, Tue 20 Jun 2006, 7:51, More)

down with the sickness

biggun here
( surfpunk 's not dead, Wed 21 Jun 2006, 7:47, More)

Woo

(The lord Boo., Tue 20 Jun 2006, 11:30, More)

Um...
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn't wearing her seatbelt.

( drunkenoaf, Tue 20 Jun 2006, 1:34, More)

Here's another one for you lucky lucky people
(still a bit shit though) - ah well



Click for enormittery
( SocialRobot, Thu 22 Jun 2006, 18:18, More)

prolly bindun a squillion times......hey ho

biggun
( surfpunk 's not dead, Wed 21 Jun 2006, 15:09, More)

pearoast.... well ish

original FP version
This ones for the book so not so quick'n'dirty
(The Magenta Ninja am behind you stealings yor magenterses, Tue 20 Jun 2006, 22:49, More)

Sick Jokes
Click to enlarge

(smitheagle, Wed 5 Jul 2006, 9:51, More)