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useless machines

This weeks challenge is to invent a wonderful machine that achieves nothing of merit at all. Hurry to your drawing board and draw up some cogs, pistons, bleepy bits and flanges and if possible animate them doing nothing.

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 8:11)
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# Now... which compo to enter it in?

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(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 15:23, More)
# my invention is a hoover to hoover up animals.


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(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 12:08, More)
# I'll always love this ad campaign from a few years back.


(Unshopped but relevant so compo'd)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 15:16, More)
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(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 11:12, More)
# erm... yeah.

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# The Rear-Facing Pistol

(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 14:50, More)
# half the time and lots of the mess!

(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 15:31, More)
# hello

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 10 Oct 2014, 11:00, More)
# the i-ron

(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 14:32, More)
# Old joke

(I helped save b3ta! MaxineBasset Betty Basset Bombs are Better, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 15:30, More)
# Hedgehog peeler

(I helped save b3ta! MaxineBasset Betty Basset Bombs are Better, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 23:27, More)
# Built by the same company that did those bomb detectors for Iraq.

(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 9 Oct 2014, 19:49, More)
# I'll put this here, then.
Living off past glories...


(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 14:37, More)
# ha ha ha !
ace !
i had a similar dilemma.
which compo do i roast this one in.

steam toothbrush
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 12:43, More)
# I always did wonder how they got the smell in there

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 10:30, More)
# for people not in a rush:

(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 12:55, More)
# Scrunge licking will be huge

(traxdata, Sat 11 Oct 2014, 17:35, More)
# These bloody things.

(Outrun Is it the weekend yet?, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 22:21, More)
# HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

(Cakie So very tired..., Thu 9 Oct 2014, 12:53, More)
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