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what would jesus do?

Put Jesus in an interesting scenario, like a news story, some advertising or an historical event and try and second guess his actions.

(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 9 Nov 2006, 13:35)
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# Nike any one?


What can i say, if everyone else is going to hell, i might as well too.
(link12245, Thu 9 Nov 2006, 22:55, More)
# rumours would abound

(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 9 Nov 2006, 22:17, More)
# ...

(TenderElephant, Thu 9 Nov 2006, 21:52, More)
# never done

(picitujeromanov, Thu 9 Nov 2006, 21:22, More)
# Wahey!

(Christopher Martin-Jenkins, Thu 9 Nov 2006, 21:10, More)
# he'd spread religion to the masses

clicky for embiggy
(naughty pearoast)

While I'm here, does anyone know how to stop illustrator showing my text as a grey rectangle? It's ok when I zoom in, but I need it to be visible when zoomed out. Any help appreciated.
(I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Thu 9 Nov 2006, 20:17, More)
# Surely he would be next in line?

(I helped save b3ta! Turdos last had the shites, Thu 9 Nov 2006, 19:25, More)
# Anyone for Soundgarden?

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 9 Nov 2006, 19:01, More)
# He'd get rid of scum who destroy peace in his name.

(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 9 Nov 2006, 19:00, More)
# I didn't want to be left out....

(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Thu 9 Nov 2006, 18:55, More)
# Indeed

(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 9 Nov 2006, 18:29, More)
# maybe if he was a bit more fucking pro-active


we would have some repect for the lazy cunt

(and maybe if he was smaller in this image it wouldn't look like he was paddling at skeggy...)

apols for crapness

'ning b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Thu 9 Nov 2006, 18:22, More)
# Well, I assume he's pretty good at diagnosing the symptoms...

(aurora-borealis went to the market..., Thu 9 Nov 2006, 18:21, More)
# You silly plucker


Tweesus is Love
(Wrighty, Thu 9 Nov 2006, 18:20, More)
# hold the anchovies


Edit/ image without the stuff around it.

for what it's worth a link to huge original . www.b3tards.com/u/976e0482d5f7b8a53847/papa-jays-huge.gif
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 9 Nov 2006, 17:29, More)
# Well you would, wouldn't you?

(I helped save b3ta! shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Thu 9 Nov 2006, 17:29, More)
# Jesus'll fix it

(plant rolls out of bed like a fat wobbly tub of lard, Thu 9 Nov 2006, 17:27, More)
# Jesus, what a cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. trouser, Thu 9 Nov 2006, 17:13, More)
# He is known for bias in his pop quizzes

(Smudger, Thu 9 Nov 2006, 17:10, More)
# We have gamma radiation nowadays

(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 9 Nov 2006, 16:37, More)
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