We asked b3ta readers to scour the Internet for people with silly names. The following list is the result, a tribute to those with the most thrillingly daft names on the web. We salute them all.
Lisa Minge, Gynecologist
Dick Hymen
Pianist
Wan Kin Too, alumnus of Wah Yan College, Hong Kong
Gay Search, Radio Times Gardening Editor
Dong Suk Yuk
Speech Information Processing Laboratory,
Department of Computer Science, Korea University
Cory Butz, Associate Professor
Department of Computer Science
University of Regina
André L. Tits
Professor, Electrical Engineering and the Institute for Systems Research
Councillor Barrie Mycock - Churnet Valley
Mitch Gaylord, Olympic Gymnast
Welcome Bender
Department of Biological Chemistry and Molecular Pharmacology
Harvard
Yvan Le Bolloc'h, Actor.
Randy Bumgardner, software developer and blogger.
Yolanda Squatpump, make-up artist, The Usual Suspects
While these are just some our favourites, we'd also like to mention the following beautifully named people:
Terry Tuby, Anel Smutts, Richard Sheath, Edwardo Bastardo, Waqar A Butt, Suzanne J Cockaday, Ricardo Cunto, Beat Dick, Randy L Fackler, Tory S Gaylord, John Knoblock, Francisco Ponce, Porntip Pornpakdeewatana, Willam T Ristoff, Timothy Titcomb, Dick Woodcraft, Wankyu Choi, Ladislav Fuks, Spunk Ichiban, Dr Murat Kunt, Larry Poos, JJ Prick, Winifred Slagg, Martin Wank, Thomas Wanker, William Paul Wanker, Dick Fokker, Quim Boix, Sean Biggerstaff, Gay Head, Gaye Pope, Randy Duck, Randy Gaylord, Randy Ringer, Lord and Lady Bastard, Roger Bumpass, Skip Collector and Dong Dong Dong.
Thanks to all the b3tans who contributed names. You'll find some more fine examples here, courtesy of Rusty Shackleford.
Page assembled by Alan Fuck.
