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I just fucked my parents over I made this!
So, my 'rents come in drunk and I decide to film them. Best bit? They don't know about it and my Dad's a newsletter subscriber! Would be nice if he gets a pleasant surprise next Friday, so click I like this if you'd like to make this dream a reality

(peakofphysicalfitness, Mon 31 Dec 2007, 1:56, Share, Reply)

You live on the poor deck of the Titanic
AICMFP
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thiswasmyclone, Mon 31 Dec 2007, 2:25, Share, Reply)

r p
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Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Mon 31 Dec 2007, 2:38, Share, Reply)

ha
best response evaar.
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Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Mon 31 Dec 2007, 7:24, Share, Reply)

^this
hahahahahaha made me laugh my face off
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war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Mon 31 Dec 2007, 11:09, Share, Reply)

^that
Did win. I laughed the necklace right out of my over-coat pocket.
(bluemerle, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 17:53, Share, Reply)

you win
happy now? ;¬)
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Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Mon 31 Dec 2007, 21:52, Share, Reply)

ahahahhahahahaha
hahahahah
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Obz Click, ting, stamps, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 19:12, Share, Reply)

Just so you know like
Votes on here don't count towards Newsletter inclusion, you're best off clicking the link at the bottom of the newsletter and subbing it.

But anyway, haha! Put a porn music soundtrack on that and we're in business.
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Monty Propps, Mon 31 Dec 2007, 2:36, Share, Reply)

Fair play mate, just seen a few other posts demanding "I like this" clicks. I've submitted it to the newsletter, cheers!
(peakofphysicalfitness, Mon 31 Dec 2007, 2:52, Share, Reply)

not actually true
votes don't mean definite newsletter inclusion, but getting a high vote on /links will increase your chances.
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rob, Mon 31 Dec 2007, 11:25, Share, Reply)

One word:
Beautiful!

*click*
(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Mon 31 Dec 2007, 9:12, Share, Reply)

I'm impressed-
your Dad does not look like a typical newsletter subscriber, fair play to him, let's hope this gets in !
(Waisted Fred I say who Sir, you Sir?, Mon 31 Dec 2007, 15:47, Share, Reply)

typical
wot does a typical one look like?
(Kingfiisher speaks with forked tongue, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 17:13, Share, Reply)

wait...
which one is your dad?

kekekeke
(A Hospital Carpark, Mon 31 Dec 2007, 15:49, Share, Reply)

It's like a cut scene
from Deliverence
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Flash_Bastard, Mon 31 Dec 2007, 16:12, Share, Reply)

hahaha my dad loves that movie too.
(peakofphysicalfitness, Mon 31 Dec 2007, 19:44, Share, Reply)

OMG Terry Dactyl
Music: Terry Dactyl and the Dinosaurs - Sea Side Shuffle.

Thats Jonah Lewie that is before he tried stopping the cavalry. If it weren't for Christmas he's be reliant on this song to pay his pension.
(anat0010, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 16:58, Share, Reply)

let de truthbe tod
So you did tell Mum and Da that you found work and were moving out?
(sonoffar, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 18:19, Share, Reply)

Folks having fun....
They ain't 'drunk', they just havin' fun, kid...
(Dmactds, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 23:04, Share, Reply)

Celebrities!
Your dad is Pete Postlethwaite?
(Emily Bruce-Dickinson http://jovialfellow.blogspot.com/, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 0:03, Share, Reply)

Awwwww.....
Your parents are cute!
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cynfulcynner ...another American nutter, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 2:23, Share, Reply)

BAD NEWS
This is an old ritual dance from olde Cornwall/Somerset/devon.
It was traditionaly danced of an eve to conjure up the spirit of fertility to enable the man to pleasure his wife long time with no floppy moments if you get my drift.
It was only ever danced by married couples who happen to also be brother and sister,
I would
1) check under the stairs for copious amounts of scrumpy ciderr
2)Check your parents wardrobe for wickerman costumes
3)count your fingers and toes if you get more than 10 of each see if they are also webbed!
(cornish_breeze I havnt failed! I found 1000 ways that didnt work!, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 16:43, Share, Reply)