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This is a link post He's only gone and bloody done it!
He fought the law and he won!
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 13:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well...
From my experience of being in hospital they seem inordinately interested in what comes out that end.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 13:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Or interested in what you stuffed up there to land you in hospital in the first place?

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 13:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Everyone likes a good laugh about arses.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 14:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Especially yours!

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 15:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Lol
Mine is in a pretty sorry state at the moment.

It is ejecting matter at random times, and in unpredictable states.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 17:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post I was in hospital for a couple of weeks
the whole crapping in a dish whist lying in bed made me clam up. Even when I eventually could get up and about I din't feel the urge.

About 10 mins after getting home I laid a log the size of a loaf of bread..nearly bit through the towel rail
 (sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 14:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha
I guess when you enter a room now people hear clapping though your hands are by your side. There is something definitely hard coded into us about shitting away from the nest. If I go anywhere it's days before anything emerges
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 15:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post My motto
is always shit in company time
 (Front Office, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 15:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Time and a turd.

(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 20:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Once was in hospital with tetanus ( is old school innit)
There was no way I was going to shit in a pan.
Was attached to tubes and things on a big iron stand but I dragged the whole lot into the loo.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 16:11, , Reply)
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This is a great Brexit analogy
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 9 Mar 2018, 14:03, , Reply)