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This is a link post A perfume ad with a twist
Paddy Power have a new and very clever ad

Mod edit: Swapped out for kittens due to reasons detailed below
(axelk, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post this is not very clever
you are a marketing bot.
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post not
not a bot. just needed something to put on here as my first post and just found this
 (axelk, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post so you are saying:
categorically, THAT YOU ARE NOT PAID TO POST LINKS?

is that what you are saying?
and that you did not post this under any professional (paid) capacity?
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post BOT! ANSWER THE HUMAN!!

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post
i'm also paid to handle the PR for Justin Bieber www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRKgT1LwIhg
 (axelk, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post
definiteley NOT. I'm all human
 (axelk, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post ... that's just what a BOT would say.

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post i wasn't questioning wether you are human...
so answer THIS question directly:

DID YOU SUBMIT THIS CONTENT FOR A CLIENT?
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post
NO. I honestly thought it was funny,. sorry about this guys. Geeez!
 (axelk, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Lies?
So your username axelk - that's clearly you on twitter - @axelk.

It's also your LinkedIn username handily: uk.linkedin.com/in/axelk

Current: Viral content seeder at The 7th Chamber
Let's check their website.
Latest clients: Paddy Power

SURPRISING. Why are you lying?
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think
that's a case where a "pwned!" is well deserved
 (I helped save b3ta! frox, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
Good detective work

Edit: Perhaps a few of us hitting the "thumbs down" button on the Youtube video might stop them from posting their work here.
 (I helped save b3ta! Rusty Shackleford www.junt.co.uk / @joeyrobbo, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Done!

(I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha!
take that!
 (augsav forgot about B3ta, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post well spotted.
axelf, now is a good time to fuck off
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Here is some aptly named exit music
www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqG1l4lScsg
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Top draw snooping :0)
I want a job where I get paid to post things on the internet, where do I apply?
 (ambergambler NotSoSeriousMusicMixedInANotTooSeriousWay, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post "SMACK " in the kisser!

(I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Arf!
You got served!
 (Fluffster, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post
very well played, guys. please accept my sincere apologies. I accept defeat.
 (axelk, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post I suppose you could always just change your user name and come back.
Naww, people don't do that.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Best capitulation ever ;)

(I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post ok
now fuck off
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post now feck off

(augsav forgot about B3ta, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post so maybe
you should pay for a spot in the newsletter maybe?
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes - this clearly needs to happen.
I'll be expecting a Paddy Power ad in this Friday's newsletter.
 (dixHuit, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 20:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post at least you're gracious, though it doesnt exactly make up for the fact that you have chosen to be a lying spammer as a profession

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahahahahahahahhaahahhahahahahahahaha
G U T T E D
 (I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Hey, Say 'Hi' to Oliver L. from me
 (I helped save b3ta! spagaroony, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 17:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post i don't accept your apologies you cunt.
just cos you had the good grace to hang about parading your psuedo-guilt once you were busted doesn't stop you being a cunt, cunt. fuck off.

edit. that's probably overly harsh. in my defence i'm being paid handsomely by the daily fail to make b3ta seem mean.
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 17:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post
you're doing a very good job
 (axelk, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 17:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post better than you
and i'm just a keen amatuer.
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 17:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post
don't push it :)
 (axelk, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 18:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post kidding!
i still love you. mwah! mwah! (there was even a little bit of tongue on that second one)
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 22:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fan-fucking-tastic, splendido, and top bloody hole old bean
I'm gonna bookmark this thread - it's a perfect three-act drama with a beginning,
middle, and end; hero and anti-hero; proper characters; plot twists; the fecking lot!

Top stuff. Meanwhile, how come /links continues to be such a lovely little niche
without ever seeming to lurch towards corruption á la bigger sites such as Digg
and Reddit? Long may it stay this way.

Oh, and Axel you're obviously a complete and utter cunt-tard ... but apology
accepted since your faith has been shaken. Feel the force Axel! Abandon the dark
side and come to the b3ta s1de!
 (Puerile Digital Arts Community - Make sigs bold and link coloured! Now!, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 21:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post 100% win
worth a de-lurk for

[edit] also, highly amusing message on the corporate homepage - co-incidence?
 (I helped save b3ta! lemoncurry alright., Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is getting good!

(I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post
*APPLAUDS*
 (I helped save b3ta! spagaroony, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 17:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post good job dude!!!
clickety click click click.
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 17:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Top sleuthing right there.

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 17:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post
And he would have gotten away with it, if it weren´t for you meddling kids!
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 20:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post You gets my click amigo.......
and bog off bot, you got an e-mailed linky to your viral vid attempt with an explanation to 'thumbs down' to several (hundred) of my friends
 (Spin Its a thing., Wed 23 Feb 2011, 20:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post pfffft!
sherlock owns!
 (I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 21:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Brilliant. My hat, if I were wearing one at this hour of the night, would be off...
 (cnamhspairne I am the man who will fight for your honour., Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post There should be a DefyingDarwin award for pwnage
Well played sir.
 (I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 6:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post PWN3D
:)
 (grandth3ftauto, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 17:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post
dont worry mate. the b3ta community is a bunch of sexually frustrated cunts.
 (thequailboy, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post no we are not
we all fucked your mum last night and that has satisfied us untill we go at your sister.
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post .
sister daughter

nice work DD
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post i'm on a fucking roll man..
i'm gonna have a lie down!
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post I live with my girlfriend
therefore I am not sexually frustrated thankyouverymuch.
 (I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post POIDH

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wait til you get married to that same woman.
World's best birth control - a wedding ring.
 (I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post I claim exception to that rule
I get it now more than I ever did.
 (I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 18:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nope
but I bet she is.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 10:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nothing brings the apples to the top at B3TA like a spammer. Warms my heart

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Agreed
Should have a spammer of the week section but it would only mean free publicity.
 (tedster, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 17:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Amazing - there is an actual Job called "Viral Seeder"
and People actually tell everyone on Linkedin that's what they do?????

fuck me I've seen it all now. I know marketing types are incredibly self-centred and lazy but this just about takes the biscuit.
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 17:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Look up "Astro Turfing" - interesting stuff.

(I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 17:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha, I see now. However, one of the descriptions on Urban Dictionary..
The process to apply a faux patch of hair on and around various body parts( such as the face, chest and genitalia) by pre-pubescent boys and girls in order to make themselves appear older than their actual age.

Little Bobby got caught by his older sister, astroturfing his chest hair before the party.
 (tedster, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 17:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't care if you're a bloke hawking your wares or not
but I do care about utterly shit adverts being put on my beloved b3ta.
I will endeavour to remember the brand "Paddy Power" as that one that I have no idea what it does, but has a shit advert and therefore must be avoided, and if anyone mentions them I will tell people they are shit.

Is that how viral marketing works? weird.
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 17:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J---aiyznGQ
www.youtube.com/watch?v=J---aiyznGQ
 (I helped save b3ta! Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 17:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha :)
This thread needs Newslettered.
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 17:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post If they go on to sponsor the newsletter then why not.
Would be an admirable show of self-deprecation.
 (I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 17:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post indeed
A virul full circle.
I hope Rob has a special tariff for clients of this ilk.
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 18:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post It doesn't work like that,
the ads are sold by a 3rd party.
 (I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 22:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post there's a 3rd party?
I didn't even get invited to the first one :(
 (I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 16:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Lies!
but they have formed a coalition with the 1st party now, so it's all munged up.

/political humour.
 (I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 12:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hey everyone, I'm back.
Been cooking supper, have I missed anything?
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 18:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 18:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post About
This is the funniest bunch of chat I've seen in ages. Been linkless for a while but am now hugely content.
 (bobstuffin That's me. In the Gimp Suit, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 20:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post aw kittens

(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 18:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is the best thread
I've seen here for ages.
 (I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 21:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Newsletter-worthy thread right here.

(I helped save b3ta! blindmelon, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 21:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Agreed.

Top stuff!
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 22:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post it is truly a thing of beauty
but, as someone who currently works in advertising, this sort of thing makes the industry look even worse and is manifestly the wrong place to attempt it, as you *will* get called out on it publicly.
 (I helped save b3ta! vbloke OLDSKOOL, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 8:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post hey, you handled yourself pretty well in this thread
You come back now, ya hear?
 (RBFesquire I shit badgers for breakfast, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 21:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post (translation)=
"You sure gotta purty mouth boy."
*unzips*
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 22:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post I did not even watched the vid
but this thread has been most enjoyable
Well done to all involved
 (I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 22:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Aw
kittens...
 (I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post this
reminds me of that 'anonymous' story and HBGary Federal - top read, but this is fun
 (I helped save b3ta! elgordo, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 22:53, , Reply)