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This is a link post Calvin Harris Remix Competition I made this!
I'm a huge Calvin Harris and Ne-Yo fan, so imagine my excitement when they announced this remix competition - the prize is to be Calvin's warm up DJ in Ibiza - i'm planning my set already....The fun starts 1min in.
 (cxi2001 "Well, That's The End Of This Suit", Thu 3 May 2012, 10:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post SUCK MY FAT COCK
and don't forget the balls whilst you're down there.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 3 May 2012, 11:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bit early for that isn't it?

(I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Thu 3 May 2012, 11:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post I hope you veet'd them up
No one likes hairy balls
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Thu 3 May 2012, 11:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post I the tradition of the reddit post below:
I have veeted down there, and yes, it hurts like fuck; but leaves you with baby-soft balls *boke*
These days I just trim because no one, as you say, likes hairy balls.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 3 May 2012, 11:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Vetted?
Nasty

Edit: Edit
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Thu 3 May 2012, 11:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post What ARE you talking about,
you silly little man?
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hello.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 3 May 2012, 11:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post I prefer eyeball Paul, myself

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 3 May 2012, 11:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post I quite like Roland the Bastard.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 3 May 2012, 11:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post twat!

(UTB, Thu 3 May 2012, 11:59, , Reply)
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Oh, you can fuck off.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Thu 3 May 2012, 11:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post I managed 27 seconds
Before I wanted to drill through my ears with spade bits.
 (Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 3 May 2012, 11:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Having listened to some more I now realise you're taking the piss out of DJs
Please, do carry on as I think they are all cunts, as are the new RnB artists.
 (Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 3 May 2012, 11:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bring your boots on Sunday. Tommo can't make it

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Thu 3 May 2012, 11:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hah!

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Thu 3 May 2012, 11:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Really?
I imagine that this is what it would sound like if a DJ tried to play a digestive biscuit.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 3 May 2012, 11:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm a huge fan of
The London Boys and Scatman John, so imagine my excitement when they announced a new Woolworths' bargain bucket - the cassingles are to go from 50p - I'm preparing my head cleaners already...

edit: Just seen the "Kevin Harris & Neil" gag, and realised that this isn't street team spam, so I'll detract the above sarcasm.
Hello!
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 3 May 2012, 11:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post well i thought it was amusing

(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 3 May 2012, 11:38, , Reply)
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Many thanks for your kind words. Have been a fan for years (b3ta not Calvin sodding Harris).
Yes it's my first link. No i am not a spammer.
 (cxi2001 "Well, That's The End Of This Suit", Thu 3 May 2012, 11:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ignore them.
It's always like this on a Thursday. ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Thu 3 May 2012, 11:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post And a friday, saturday, sunday, monday, tuesday and wednesday
:-/
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 3 May 2012, 11:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Thu 3 May 2012, 12:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post People tend to assume the worst
Just reply to them and call them cunts.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 3 May 2012, 11:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well, no...
*I'd* take that as a compliment.
Also: "Hello" & "Sorry".
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 3 May 2012, 12:48, , Reply)
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Appreciated. ;)
 (cxi2001 "Well, That's The End Of This Suit", Thu 3 May 2012, 12:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hello!

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 3 May 2012, 11:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Thu 3 May 2012, 12:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
No photos of dog winkies!!!
You know what Pissflaps is like
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 3 May 2012, 13:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hello!

(Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Thu 3 May 2012, 13:02, , Reply)
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Apparently you can vote for it sometime soon - can't wait to see them flood in.

play.beatport.com/contests/pepsi-calvin-harris-lets-go/4f9d9521753a0d41d2000310

I wasn't sure whether to go for a Black Metal version, but i think the drum-machine-falling-down-the-stairs feel adds a whole new angle on the original.
 (cxi2001 "Well, That's The End Of This Suit", Thu 3 May 2012, 13:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post hmmm
it's worth a campaign...
 (Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Thu 3 May 2012, 13:20, , Reply)
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You can listen to the top played ones here, as you can see they're......all the same

play.beatport.com/contests/pepsi-calvin-harris-lets-go/remixes?sort=plays&amount=10&page=1&sort=plays
 (cxi2001 "Well, That's The End Of This Suit", Thu 3 May 2012, 13:30, , Reply)