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This is a link post Darth Vader is to be brought back from the dead for a new trilogy of Star Wars films.
Daily Express /link i'm afraid
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 16:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Trekkies would never..

(I helped save b3ta! slartifartfast When all around are losing their heads, duck., Tue 13 Nov 2012, 16:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's in the Metro as well
"The reaction on Twitter from fans appeared sceptical with kevinblastology saying: 'i hope Walt Disney doesn't ruin my fave villain ever.'
While JediBrian posted: 'Whoa, whoa, whoa.... Darth Vader is being resurrected?! Hhhmmm...."

Is not "kevinblastology" the best name ever?
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 16:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post It is pretty damn good!

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 13 Nov 2012, 16:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post I was conversing with a TV writer chap on twitter about this
I was adamant any writer worth his salt wouldn't do it. But he maintained the writer to get the job would surely be the one who can plausibly bring Vader back. Would love to see that treatment.

I still think Han and Leia's kids would work best, carrying on the theme of family. And commercially too, in bringing in younger heroes for the new fans. It depends how they bring Vader back I guess.
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 16:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Judging by episode 6
he's coming back in a ashtray. Judging by episode 1,2 and 3 however, he'll be riding a fucking unicorn while pissing on my childhood.
 (I helped save b3ta! slartifartfast When all around are losing their heads, duck., Tue 13 Nov 2012, 16:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bwahahahaha!
It's funny because it's true.
 (UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 16:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post And bringing him back from the ashes it will quite literally be, given Luke burnt him at the end of the Return of the Jedi
I was kinda relieved when they announced it would be completely original material, given the expanded universe rapidly became ridiculous in my opinion. The Empire was basically the oppression of the Sith, and there were only two of them, who are both dead.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 16:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Good.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 13 Nov 2012, 16:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post I can't see why not
they'll either release a new version of jedi where his ghost doesn't appear, or write a way for the force to coalesce back in to a solid person. the 9th film will finish with a fight between Yoda, Obiwan, Vader, the emperor, darth maul, Luke, Leia and the kids she had with Han Solo.

I'm more interested in the story that del Toro is in consideration for directing, either give it to him or Trevorrow
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 16:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post You forgot "Soul Calibur" too
And Yoshimitsu.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 16:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Source? Its a load of bollocks surely.
I want a Mara Jade story arc with loads of close ups of her arse.
 (I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 16:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post phwoarrr, look at the text on her page

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 16:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've seen pictures on the front covers dammt!

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 16:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post According to the interweb at the moment it seems to be an Express exclusive
and "a film mole" appears to be their source
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 16:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Make It So.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 16:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Obi Wan Kenobi died in the first one, but still turned up in Empire and Jedi.
He'll just be a blue ghost who turns up every know and again to offer advice and stuff.
 (FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 16:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not as Vader he won't

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 16:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Daily Express readers have no idea who Anakin Skywalker is, so they've gone with 'Darth Vader'.

(FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 16:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think you may be onto something..
The new 'Obi Wan Kenobi ghost' of the new films
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 16:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post That can only communicate with Whoopi Goldberg

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 20:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post It'll be a clone.
That'll get round the awkward Darth being a nice guy at the end despite all them kids he killed and planets he blew up.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 16:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post He'd be called Darth Vaader

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 16:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post they should get the writer of blake's 7 to do the film

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 16:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post They should get the writer of Blakes 7 to write the bloody Blakes 7 film

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 16:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post And not before time

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 16:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nice
I hated the way clones had an extra vowel in their name. Joruus C'Baoth, Luuke Skywalker etc. Sloppy writing.
 (I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 17:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hollywood insiders are always lying cunts.

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 16:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post DO NOT WANT.

(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 19:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post In one of the books
The emperor gets resurrected
 (I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 19:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Dark Empire
It all got a bit tedious
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 22:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post They'll do it. The midichlorians will bring him back.
Jar Jar will be back, cloned many times.

I would like to see the original cast in another film, and then they CGI the age from their faces.
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 20:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's just a suit
You can put whatever baddie you choose into it. The audience doesn't want Anakin. They just want the suit. So: Vader had a secret apprentice who redesigns a version of his master's suit as a badge of honour.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Tue 13 Nov 2012, 20:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post They could do the parallel universe storyline and franchise reboot
like they did with Star Trek
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 20:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post a sorcerer's apprentice?
has anyone checked the stormtroopers for signs of broom handles and an uncanny ability to carry buckets of water in time to music?
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 20:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'd like to note for posterity
That this was where Star Wars was going until the director of TLJ fucked the whole thing up forever.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Fri 20 Apr 2018, 19:49, , Reply)