He hasn't defecated in 3 years
Sometimes it comes back up his windpipe and he coughs his own shit into ladie's faces. Consequently, he has to shag girls who are big into scat (which is basically destitute brazilian women). It makes him depressed.
I also think he suspects you are in some way connected to coolstory.com and are using this forum to promote your crappy website. Stuff like that is frowned upon here.
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Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 19:00,
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I was talking about fecal vomiting today.
Just after a falafel lunch.
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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 19:15,
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3 links
posted to 3 different sites is hardly spamming.
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social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 22:08,
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Well this is nice.
anyone for a game of knifey spoony?
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 15 Nov 2012, 19:18,
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He got ill, in a bad way. Our thoughts go out to him.
I hope he is getting better.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 16 Nov 2012, 1:30,
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1up is for pussies.
You just lost the game.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 15 Nov 2012, 19:22,
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7up, shirley?
what with your gaping anus.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 21:19,
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Its a good drink
But whats that got to do with his sloppy ass?
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retrofly How about a link to a picture of something funny.., Thu 15 Nov 2012, 22:28,
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where do you think it comes from?
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 16 Nov 2012, 1:43,
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You're a cunt, that's what
now fuck off
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mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 19:46,
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^my gut is also saying this
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 21:29,
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