I just caught him rummaging through my bins.
I had to chase him off with a slipper.
( , Tue 20 Nov 2012, 19:21, Share, Reply)
I had to chase him off with a slipper.
( , Tue 20 Nov 2012, 19:21, Share, Reply)
Yeah he is a right fucking pervy cunt, careful with the slipper though, apparently he is into that shit.
I bet he was looking for old bank statements to wank over and cummy tissues to add to his "dna bank". I hope you still have your cumbox.
( , Tue 20 Nov 2012, 19:23, Share, Reply)
I bet he was looking for old bank statements to wank over and cummy tissues to add to his "dna bank". I hope you still have your cumbox.
( , Tue 20 Nov 2012, 19:23, Share, Reply)
Just phoned it
I THINK a woman answered? I pretended I had the wrong number, It wasnt a 'man man' that answered anyway....
( , Tue 20 Nov 2012, 17:07, Share, Reply)
I THINK a woman answered? I pretended I had the wrong number, It wasnt a 'man man' that answered anyway....
( , Tue 20 Nov 2012, 17:07, Share, Reply)
Oh, not a 'man man', eh? Well you sounded fuck all like Chewbacca.
( , Tue 20 Nov 2012, 17:12, Share, Reply)
( , Tue 20 Nov 2012, 17:12, Share, Reply)
If you guess
exactly, or even close, what I rang up for. You win a special, special prize...
( , Tue 20 Nov 2012, 17:23, Share, Reply)
exactly, or even close, what I rang up for. You win a special, special prize...
( , Tue 20 Nov 2012, 17:23, Share, Reply)
Could it be...
You called to ask me to stop loitering in the bushes in your garden, spying on you and your wife, scaring your kids, bothering your dog and leaving used tissues about the area? Oh, and for me to take my pants off my head and wear them properly?
( , Tue 20 Nov 2012, 17:27, Share, Reply)
You called to ask me to stop loitering in the bushes in your garden, spying on you and your wife, scaring your kids, bothering your dog and leaving used tissues about the area? Oh, and for me to take my pants off my head and wear them properly?
( , Tue 20 Nov 2012, 17:27, Share, Reply)