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This is a normal post A German I know told me a couple of jokes, which I think are wonderful.
Joke 1: 23 people walk into a museum, then 24 walk out. Then 1 person walks in, and the museum is empty.

Joke 2: In a desert, there is a sheep sitting on a fence, knitting oil. A policeman approaches him and says "There's no parking here!"
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 29 Nov 2012, 14:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Michael McIntyre said those on Live at the Apollo

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 14:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post He'd better have.

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 29 Nov 2012, 14:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post I only know one German joke.
A Bavarian, a Prussian and a Swabian are at the pub, drinking beer. Suddenly, each notices that he has a fly in his beer.

The Bavarian fishes out the fly, and continues drinking. The Prussian sets his beer aside and fetches himself a new, uncontaminated, one. The Swabian fishes the fly out, and makes it spit back what it's swallowed.




I'm assuming that, from a country of 80 million souls, there must be a better joke somewhere.
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This is a normal post It probably helps to know the stereotypical idiosyncrasies of Bavarians, Prussian and Swabians
in order for one to understand that that is, generally speaking, what each of those regional communities might do in that scenario if they all followed the traditional stereotype, and then laugh.

Luckily I do!* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA








*I don't
 (I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 14:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post I only know that Scots are tight-fisted
the Irish; stupid, the English; uptight, the French; snooty, The germans; beurocratic, the Italians; cowards, the Australians; leery, South Africans; obnoxious and The American; stupid from jokes.

and the news.
and first hand.
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This is a normal post i have never considered Australians to be leery

(augsav forgot about B3ta, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 15:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post I spelled beery wrong

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 15:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post The French are stupid, uptight, snooty and beauracratic cowards that leer obnoxiously
If only one of us could spell burocratic, then we'd be halfway German.
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 15:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post my spellcheck has switched off and I can't switch it back on
it's a fukin nitemayor
 (I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 15:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post You're confusing semicolons with colons.
There. I said what we were all thinking.
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This is a normal post Welsh; punctuation retards

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 15:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Welsh!??? WELSH!!!!!??????

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 15:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post ...unless you were referring to yourself, rather than accusing me of being welsh.
In which case- I'm very sorry.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 16:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post I can't bestow the description on Welsh upon you without first seeing your entire back-catalogue of credentials
I am referring to myself, my dear cigarette searcher.

Also, I am pinching that gif ta (although I know it was made online)
 (I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 16:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post I am not a welsh. Though I am married to one.
Which is why I'm off to Llanelli next weekend. Urggh.
And yes- gif= five minutes with pixlr.
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