I only know one German joke.
A Bavarian, a Prussian and a Swabian are at the pub, drinking beer. Suddenly, each notices that he has a fly in his beer.
The Bavarian fishes out the fly, and continues drinking. The Prussian sets his beer aside and fetches himself a new, uncontaminated, one. The Swabian fishes the fly out, and makes it spit back what it's swallowed.
I'm assuming that, from a country of 80 million souls, there must be a better joke somewhere.
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A Bavarian, a Prussian and a Swabian are at the pub, drinking beer. Suddenly, each notices that he has a fly in his beer.
The Bavarian fishes out the fly, and continues drinking. The Prussian sets his beer aside and fetches himself a new, uncontaminated, one. The Swabian fishes the fly out, and makes it spit back what it's swallowed.
I'm assuming that, from a country of 80 million souls, there must be a better joke somewhere.
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It probably helps to know the stereotypical idiosyncrasies of Bavarians, Prussian and Swabians
in order for one to understand that that is, generally speaking, what each of those regional communities might do in that scenario if they all followed the traditional stereotype, and then laugh.
Luckily I do!* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*I don't
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in order for one to understand that that is, generally speaking, what each of those regional communities might do in that scenario if they all followed the traditional stereotype, and then laugh.
Luckily I do!* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*I don't
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I only know that Scots are tight-fisted
the Irish; stupid, the English; uptight, the French; snooty, The germans; beurocratic, the Italians; cowards, the Australians; leery, South Africans; obnoxious and The American; stupid from jokes.
and the news.
and first hand.
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the Irish; stupid, the English; uptight, the French; snooty, The germans; beurocratic, the Italians; cowards, the Australians; leery, South Africans; obnoxious and The American; stupid from jokes.
and the news.
and first hand.
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The French are stupid, uptight, snooty and beauracratic cowards that leer obnoxiously
If only one of us could spell burocratic, then we'd be halfway German.
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If only one of us could spell burocratic, then we'd be halfway German.
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my spellcheck has switched off and I can't switch it back on
it's a fukin nitemayor
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it's a fukin nitemayor
( , Thu 29 Nov 2012, 15:35, Share, Reply)
You're confusing semicolons with colons.
There. I said what we were all thinking.
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There. I said what we were all thinking.
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...unless you were referring to yourself, rather than accusing me of being welsh.
In which case- I'm very sorry.
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In which case- I'm very sorry.
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