it's remarkably easy to say that when you've pocketed tens of millions of dollars it would seem
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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 22:02,
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I only own a brown paper bag full of air
and I still think 2 1/2 semi funny men is rather shit.
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 22:04,
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Still if I owned his money I rather spend it on hookers, boose and dwarfs
*dwarves
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 22:05,
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a couple of years back i was due to go to Amsterdam for a stag weekend. The week before i was having a beer with a housemate with, let's say, provincial views on other races. Deciding to wind him up a bit, the following conversation happened:
Me: So, I think I'll try to have sex with prostitutes from as many races as possible.
Him: Not a black one though?
Me: Yeah, of course a black one. And a Japanese one too, hopefully.
Him: Mate, stop it! That's sick!
Me: No it's not. Hopefully, I'll find a dwarf one too.
Him: Aw mate, stop it.
Me: No, it'll be great. I can just lie back and spin her round.
Him: Mate, stop it!
Me: Come on! It'll be ace. I could probably screw her while wlaking round the room.
Him: Stop it!
Me: Might even be able to smuggle her home in hand luggage.
Him: For fuck's sake, will you fucking stop it? My sister's a 'dwarf' as you put it.
STONY SILENCE
ME: is she single?
We're not mates any more.
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feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 11:36,
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