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This is a link post Guy dressed as spiderman beating the crap out of stuff.
Better than it sounds.
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 10:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post 0:42
"SMELL YO PA"

Also, spidey is either wearing a cup or he really loves Taekwondo
 (I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 10:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Very pretty
Now do it when someone's fighting back.
 (Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 10:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post hear Hear
Looks lovely though...
 (Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 10:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Martial arts and self defence are not to be confused,
This guy is just tricking and being showy.
 (I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 10:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post I agree
However, there are those who believe that a running kick to the head, a spinning back kick etc etc are actually 'martially useful'. I've ecently been to a local 'Martial'* arts grading where they were giving 11 year-olds black belts! The advancement system had lots of coloured tags between actual gradings - each with its own cost - and a £260 charge for the black belt grading itself. Made me laugh. YMMV

*Martial in inverted commas because what I saw was not derived from or applicable to war or conflict. Pretty though. Unfortunately the first time some of these kids try to use it they'll get their heads pounded.
 (Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 11:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Once you have your black belt
Couldn't you just use your new skills to recover the £260 from your victim?
 (I helped save b3ta! slartifartfast When all around are losing their heads, duck., Wed 12 Dec 2012, 11:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm relatively new to martial farts
I hear there are a lot of 'bull-shido' dojo's that crank out blackbelts for cash. I've even heard terrible stories of people training in these places for years before realising what crap is.

I'm mostly interested in Eskrima (also kickboxing and silat), trainer says between 5 to 7 years for a 'blackbelt'.
 (I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 11:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post 5-7 years is about right
All the gradings at my last dojo were free.
 (Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 11:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Our gradings are free too
though often he will have them at the start of a special training camp weekend. You don't have to go to the weekend event, but the one last week was fucking awesome. Had a french grandmaster and a Pro MMA guy teaching us, tons of fun.
 (I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 12:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post ahhh, taekwondo
Tis a great martial art, did it years ago and wish I never gave it up. Now I creak when I sit down, I think it might be too late to take it up again :o(
 (I helped save b3ta! wideeye slightly pickled, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 10:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bollocks.
Get your ass to the dojo. You'll be back in shape in no time.
 (I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 10:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post yeah
was the fittest I'd been in my life when I was doing taekwon... was shite at it but was fun. But my knees would seriously complain if I did it now
 (I helped save b3ta! wideeye slightly pickled, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 12:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Just do what you can
I had a 70 year old guy teaching me aikido once upon a time.

He was an old guy, stiff and a bit slow, but he could still take a fall like the best of em.

I'll bet if you visit a physio they will give you simple leg exercises that stop the squeaking.

Inactivity is the most damaging thing you can do.
 (I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 13:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post hmmm
you've got me thinking now... I may well have a gander at some classes
 (I helped save b3ta! wideeye slightly pickled, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 13:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post My son is doing a strenght and conditioning degree
He is concentrating some of his thesis on working on geriatrics, he told me this morning that with a proper programme you can get an 80 year old to put on muscle mass.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 11:07, , Reply)