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This is a link post Half an hour mix of Vengaboys!
DaveExclamationMark posted this on fuckbook a while ago, but I doubt he'll post it here. So I will....
(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Sat 12 Jan 2013, 23:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Boom boom boom boom
I want you in my room,

Well spend the night together

from now until forever

I want you in my room.

Repeat
Repeat
Repeat
Repeat
"
"
And so on
 (I helped save b3ta! Shinigawa The milky bars are on me, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 0:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post I once accidentally paid to watch them live
Trufax.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 0:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post How do you *accidentally* pay to go to a Vengaboys concert?
It's like accidentally feeding your genitalia into a sausage meat grinder - there are inherent blocks you need to consciously override to do it!
 (I helped save b3ta! Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Sun 13 Jan 2013, 0:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post At the time I was on a long-term work placement in a reasonably large Midwest US city
Five of us were out there, mostly for three month stints. Sixty hour weeks, but we played as hard as we worked. We'd gone out on the lash on the Saturday evening as usual, and ended up stumbling to the same old shitty club we always ended up at. The shaved ape on the door told us that entry was double the normal rate because "some European band is on" - we reasoned that it might be someone we'd heard of and that a live band would be better than the usual crap they played.

Normally at this point I'd say something along the lines of "How wrong we were".

Fact is though, once we'd found out who was on from the bar staff, we figured "what the hell" and had a right laugh. The locals didn't know what to make of either the Vengaboys on stage, or the five drunken Brits in front of them.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 0:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post What was the rumour again?
I forget... they were all men?
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 0:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post None of them were human

(I helped save b3ta! Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 0:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post I guess the clue is in the name 'boys'
Hmmm. Slow one tonight sorry.
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 0:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post *stares*
I will have you know that the "original" cowboy went on to greater things.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 0:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh how the mighty

(BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 0:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post You wish.

(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 0:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post I thought one of them was the lass out of 2 unlimited?

(I helped save b3ta! gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls!, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 0:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Time saver tip
You can actually kill yourself in under 30 minutes.
 (I helped save b3ta! Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 1:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Charming.
Next time, Herbs & I won't help when you're lying on the pavement, covered in blood & cock in hand.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 11:19, , Reply)