Drivel is perhaps harsh on my part.
For me the value in the research is in the various methods of lying it highlights. It's given me more ideas on how to warp the development of my offspring.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 13:49,
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My favourite is "Daddy isn't coming hme tonight, because you don't love him enough"
I feel bad when I say it, but the look of relief on his face when I walk through the door every evening....well, it makes it all worthwhile.
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Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 13:57,
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I flicked through a book in a charity shop once, called "Lies to tell children"
(or something like that.)
My favourite was "Wine makes mummy clever".
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:00,
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Lies to Tell Small Kids
By Andy Riley of Bunny Suicides fame. Excellent book, my favourite is "your grandmother is a cold war sleeper agent, who is programmed to destroy all humans. her code word is badmington."
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Ouch!
Father Christmas. Two precious months in every year of good behaviour.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:02,
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But what if the day comes where, god forbid, you don't come home....
That would be a tad harsh
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