See, this is why I like you:
One can easily tell when you've found the cooking sherry. Miranda posted last night drunk and was just horrid. Horrid! *cries*
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 0:00,
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He is a nasty drunk
where as I am just delightful! It's also the only time I find you sexy so no wonder you like me drunk.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 0:02,
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*everyone* finds me sexy, it is a cross, as a naturally gorgeous man, must bear.
You just use alcohol to blot out your constant lesbotic cravings.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 0:37,
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No I use it to enhance them
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 0:44,
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