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This is a link post A shameless begging letter for votes
A few weeks ago a fellow B3tan posted up details of an online song comp being held by Red Dog music. Anyway, I stuck one of my tracks up and was a bit flabbergasted to get down to the last 5. All I can put it down to is that maybe only 5 people entered.

Thing is, the prize is a rather spiffy accoustic guitar that I'd love to win, as I'd like to donate it to a music therapy charity that helps disabled kids etc, or even brush up the old geetar skills and get out there and do some volunteer work myself.

So even if you hate the song (Which you might well do as B3TA seems to be replete with dubstep and electronic music fans), I'd consider it a mahoosive favour if you could vote for it anyway. It's called Bang Bang.

Thanks in advance for tolerating a bit of spamcuntery.
 (Leemondus, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 15:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Spamcuntery of the highest order.
But at least it was charming and humble. Voted.

(Loved the bit about the orphans - top marks.)
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 15:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not too over the top?
Did I mention they're also blind and have terminal nits? :)
 (Leemondus, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 15:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe
They're in a hospice. In Chelmsford.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 15:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post We can't be cnuts all the time
voted : )
Also, I am always well up for voting people on B3ta.
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 15:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers, you're a gent and a scholar.

(Leemondus, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 15:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Tune didn't play :(
Still, you get clickage for being a B3tan, although I nearly didn't for that John Lewis ad you posted a minute ago ;-)

And that's a prize worthy of spammage. I've had a rather lovely Tanglewood acoustic for about 11 years now. Lovely thing.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 15:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yep, it's a nice guitar to be sure
I do play guitar but I'm more of a keyboards guy. That Tanglewood would be lovely to brush up the axe skillz.
 (Leemondus, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 15:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, they're lovely. I've played others and nothing else (in the same price range) comes close.
I'm also more of a keyboards man but felt obliged to learn guitar. Easier to learn and more intuitive to play (somehow) but piano/keyboard's always been my weapon of choice.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 15:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm more of a git-board man or key-tar guy really.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 15:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haven't seen them in the US, but the specs look nice.
I upgraded my gig acoustic a few years ago from a Takamine. Nice, but didn't hit the spot. Looked at the Taylors and Martins, but am not rich like Tabby, so started looking at a Quebec luthier, Godin. The guy who lives in the house behind me owns a music shop and allowed me to order, play and send back many guitars. I settled on a Seagull guitar with built in electronics and a flame maple back. Light, durable, beautiful and has never let me down playing live.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 16:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Mmmm...Martins are lush.
If money were not option, I'd be buying one of those rate nigh.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 16:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post I had one of those cedar topped Tanglewoods
Lovely guitar, sold it a few years ago as I had another cedar topped acoustic in the collection. Guy that bought it gigs with it fairly regularly.
 (Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 16:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post THEY DIDN'T SHORTLIST MINE!!!!!???? ARGGGGGHHHHH
*throws monitor out window*
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 15:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post What a waste.
Can you not give me the monitor and throw yourself out the window instead?
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 15:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post I first read that as "throws mother out window". That would be cool.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 15:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post WHAT HAVE EVER DONE TO YOU TO DESERVE THIS TERRIBLE INTERNET CUNTERY!!!!!????11
(OP: it almost goes without saying I clicked your song)
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 16:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post I understand your anger, but putting an eleven after the question marks simply goes too far.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 16:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Damn them, they are so commercial.
two hours of you muttering your insane thoughts into a dictaphone whilst sat at the bottom of a young woman's garden, was certain to win.
 (I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 15:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Shortlist it next time silly
then we'll all vote for you with clicks.
you like to be clicked don't you?
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 16:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post
clicked wanked off round the back of Aldi by tramps
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 16:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post
b3ta.com/links/901210
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 16:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Awwww....
Poor Tabitha.

*hugs*
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 16:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post *voted*
and i liked the tune as well. :)
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 15:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post :)
Ta! *blushes*
 (Leemondus, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 15:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Voted.
You're running away with it so far, good luck matey :D
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 15:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers Bready
They've got time to catch up. Knowing my luck one of them will have 10,000 Facebook friends...
 (Leemondus, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 15:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Votittilated, I have a nice guitar, you should have one too.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 4 Dec 2012, 15:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post I agree! Thanks :)

(Leemondus, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 16:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post The song didn't play for me either
But I voted 'cos you're a B3tan. I even managed to guess who you were on the list with no extra clues! 16 votes and counting.

Now go and click on the donate button and get yourself an icon, you tight cunt. Shirely 6 years of merry japes and tomfoolery is worth at least a fiver?
 (I helped save b3ta! P-MONKE We're all fucked, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 15:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post It only seems fair...

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 15:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
I had no idea that's what you have to do to get an icon. Tell you what, I bloody will too. When I get paid. Yes I really am that skint.
 (Leemondus, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 16:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Once you've donated
the option comes up on your profile page for you to choose one.
If it doesn't, just mail the Ginger Fuhrer and he'll sort it out for you.
 (I helped save b3ta! P-MONKE We're all fucked, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 16:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post :))
www.b3ta.com/features/appeal/
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 18:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Duly noted.

(Leemondus, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 2:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm justifying voting for yours
without listening to the others by the fact yours is the only one with a good title.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 15:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's good enough for me sir. Cheers

(Leemondus, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 16:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Voted
you spamcunt.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 16:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post :P

(Leemondus, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 16:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post VOTED
you are so far ahead its going to look like you cheated.
 (augsav forgot about B3ta, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 16:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Currently with 4 times as many votes as second place.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 4 Dec 2012, 16:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post I imagine that they
run the competition in the hope that people will campaign for votes. It's not really advertising if only their readers vote.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 16:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post It failed to load for me too
But I am sure it's an amazing song. Voted :)
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 16:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Voted for and please send my sympathies to your less talented brother "Tim"

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 16:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Tim's a cunt. He sits on Henman Hill most nights, crying and wanking. But mostly wanking.

(Leemondus, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 2:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post I voted for Hannah O'Riley.
Was that the right one?
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 16:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bwahahahahaha!!!!!
Hannah O'Riley FTW.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 16:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post You sir, are a cad and a bounder.
But top marks for cuntishness ;)
 (Leemondus, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 19:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post I haven't voted for you you spamcunt!
(...because the shitty library PC I'm on still uses IE6 and doesn't display the page properly, so I can't... fucking cunts)
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 16:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking shushy gegsy cunts.

(Leemondus, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 2:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post voted 6 times.
if you have a smartphone, you can turn your internet on and off and vote again and again. must be IP based. yes: i am bored right now.
 (iambob BYE, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 16:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post I prefer to win by fair and sportsmanlike means.
*turns phone off and on again*
 (Leemondus, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 2:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ha!
You're fecking rocking this vote :)
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 16:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post :) someone's catching up though.
Ah well, que sera sera and all that
 (Leemondus, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 2:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Done
Good luck!
 (I helped save b3ta! Jesus baps Seems to be a bit rubbish, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 16:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ta, Jesus. You're a good man.

(Leemondus, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 2:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post I despise dubstep and find it abhorrent
However I voted anyways...
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 4 Dec 2012, 17:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post :)

(Leemondus, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 2:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Voted - best of luck

(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 18:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post ta.

(Leemondus, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 2:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post VOTED!
Good luck!
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 19:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ta Herb

(Leemondus, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 2:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Just voted
You're ahead by about 6 votes
 (Tont, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 16:32, , Reply)