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This is a link post Clarkson Beat-Box I made this!
I made Clarkson into a musical instrument. This is the first fruit. It nearly drove me mental
(I helped save b3ta! swedemason another self-promoting cunt, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 11:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Superb as always :D
Edit: that must have taken you fuckin ages with all those clips.
 (mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 11:50, , Reply)
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Took a while yeah. I was laid up with broken bones and took advantage of Dave's excessive Top gear repeats. I got obsessed with collecting the noises. It was abit like fishing.
 (I helped save b3ta! swedemason another self-promoting cunt, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 12:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm sure if you sent it to the Top Gear office
It would be on next Sunday's edition.
 (mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 12:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post would do but
they must have filmed them already?
 (I helped save b3ta! swedemason another self-promoting cunt, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 12:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hmm, think they do the studio recording on a Wednesday or Thursday I think.
Then that gets shown on the Sunday
 (mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 12:10, , Reply)
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fuck it then i'll do it
 (I helped save b3ta! swedemason another self-promoting cunt, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 12:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post DOITDOITDOITDOITDOIT x10000000
Thats an ace song - like all the rest of your stuff!

/fanblog
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 12:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post THIS
TG recording day is Wednesday.
 (I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post They are still recording the series
cos Clarkson called Gordon brown a cunt at the recording last week.
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 12:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post but
gordon brown has always been a cunt
 (I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 12:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post
i see. Just need to get hold of the email
 (I helped save b3ta! swedemason another self-promoting cunt, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 12:29, , Reply)
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DOOOOO IIITTTT

www.topgear.com/uk/contact-us
 (I helped save b3ta! spagaroony, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 13:10, , Reply)
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done
 (I helped save b3ta! swedemason another self-promoting cunt, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 13:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post
*APPLAUDS*
 (I helped save b3ta! spagaroony, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 13:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Let us all know what happens!

(I helped save b3ta! wideeye slightly pickled, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 13:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post nice one
i'll be looking out for it.
 (I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 27 Jul 2009, 13:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post I know someone who used to be on the production team
so I've sent it to them too... might help, might not :)

The world deserves to see The Clarkson Five
 (I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 15:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post awesome
Even if it doesn't get on, you can be guaranteed it'll get a chuckle from everyone on the show. :)

Great work!
 (I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 14:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thisly^

(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 12:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post haahah!
utterly brilliant!
 (I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 11:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Incredible!
Fantastic work, as always.

Powerslidepowerslidepowerslidepowerslide.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 27 Jul 2009, 11:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant stuff!

(>NARF! Quality WTF chimp action, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 11:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post wow!
absolute genius!
 (I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 11:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post That was three minutes of heaven.
Fucking hell, you really should put it on iTunes. I'd buy it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Bats, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 11:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha
Awesome stuff!
 (I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 12:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post :)
this has set me in a good mood for the day!
 (Timmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 12:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post jesus christ you are FUCKING BRILLIANT!
I LOVE YOU
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 27 Jul 2009, 12:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha!
thats bloody brilliant, nice one
 (I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 12:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post that is fooking ace!

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 12:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha wonderful!
forget all the time and effort, it was totally worth it. You certainly have an ear for this sort of thing :D
 (I helped save b3ta! Mx-Dr Trying to be somewhere between an ape and a robot., Mon 27 Jul 2009, 12:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Utterly, utterly epic.
You so have to send that in to them...
 (I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 12:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post i like this

(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 12:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahah...
good work!
 (MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 12:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post that's brilliant :D

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 12:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post That is just full of awesome
(click)
 (Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 12:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Catchy stuff man!
love it!
 (I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 27 Jul 2009, 12:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post fantastic
I so hope he utterly hates it :D
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 12:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Great Work
:)
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 13:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post fucking awesome as usual
nice one
 (I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 27 Jul 2009, 13:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Awesome!!!
*claps*

*clicks*
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Mon 27 Jul 2009, 13:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Your best yest :D
Good luck with theTop Gear submission!
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 13:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Genious!
Should ask iTunes to sell this, might make a bit of dosh out of it!

*clicky*
 (Brain Licker Follow me, I'm right behind you., Mon 27 Jul 2009, 13:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Manic!
*clickety*
 (I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 13:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Great Video :-)
I think it was this image that made me roll the most...


 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 13:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post cheers
i think he was pretending to hump something here. disturbing
 (I helped save b3ta! swedemason another self-promoting cunt, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 14:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post ,
hahaha
 (addikt, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 12:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post TRUEFAX!
!
 (I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 17:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Mega Belm
that even out belms Joey Deacon and Albert Steptoe
 (Zuffle farts silently in lifts then leaves the warm aroma, Sun 2 Aug 2009, 17:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bizarrely...
...he's made himself look exactly like Andrew lloyd Webber doing an imaitation of Beaker off the Muppet show...
Not good.
 (I helped save b3ta! A Lurker jacked up on B3ta on, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 11:26, , Reply)
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stirling work.
 (ambergambler NotSoSeriousMusicMixedInANotTooSeriousWay, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 14:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Superb!
This is what it's all about
 (I helped save b3ta! Hampster Squared has stuff at www.tilla.co.uk, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 14:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Christ, that is genuine genius.
*click. Obviously.*
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 14:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post that is a work of genius
i doff my cap sir
 (I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 15:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Power Slide
Power Slide Power Slide Power Slide Power Slide Power Slide Power Slide

this bit made me laugh
 (therapist138 i kill kittens, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 15:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post I thought he said
hammer slide hammer slide hammer slide. As in a slide through hammer head...
 (Sverre my password is "password", Sat 1 Aug 2009, 2:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post awesome!
:)
 (I helped save b3ta! smirny ~(8(|), Mon 27 Jul 2009, 15:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Smashing!

(eds209 invites you to a HousepartyofthedDead.com, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 15:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post nice...
did the melodies come from Clarkson voice samples too? Or are they made from synths? What does it sound like without the synth...
 (gorecki, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 15:34, , Reply)
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the eeerr and the beep beeps are clarkson, i pitch shifted them into a tune. All the drums are clarkson apart from an open hi hat to keep time.I tried to do it without any synth originally but I think it needed them to hold it together.
 (I helped save b3ta! swedemason another self-promoting cunt, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post absolute brill
with a cherry on top
 (I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 15:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Absolutely brilliant.
Also, you owe me new pants.
 (I helped save b3ta! PoshMurder <goat head>, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fantastic!

(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant
*click*

When they invite you on the show please punch Clarkson in the face for me? Thanks.
 (I helped save b3ta! Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 17:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post total
genius
 (I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 27 Jul 2009, 17:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm off to work now
Cheers for all the comments and support. Its been well worth the pain of a broken clavicle. Ta
 (I helped save b3ta! swedemason another self-promoting cunt, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 17:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post ha ha ha
Brilliant, this shall get posted on many forums...
 (I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Mon 27 Jul 2009, 17:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Good sir, you owe me a new keyboard.
The old one is full of coke and crisps.

*CLICK*
 (I helped save b3ta! Maladicta, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 18:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post *echoes all of the above praise*
As a fan of Jez & Top Gear, I REALLY hope they televise this in an episode. At the very least, Jez should be chuffed :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post This should be played
at Clarkson's funeral

Amazing work... *click*
 (I helped save b3ta! chart cat has an itch, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 9:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahah
fucking awesome! good work!
 (addikt, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 12:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post oh fuck yes
multi clicks
 (I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 13:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's made this morning's Metro with a mention of b3ta too

(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 8:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's made the top gear twitter feed
twitter.com/bbc_topgear/status/2872779751
 (mmmm curry doesn't really understand this sig lark, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post That is fucking Epic

(I helped save b3ta! Gooch Is neither here nor there, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post even I like this

(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 23:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post this is ace!
i'm praying it's on top gear on sunday!
 (The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 13:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post absolutely.. gobsmacking
you are a god *worships*
 (I helped save b3ta! dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 13:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post thanks to everyone for spreading this vid
This week has been surreal.
 (I helped save b3ta! swedemason another self-promoting cunt, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 13:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Swedemason, Sir......
You are very good.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 14:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is so very great
*runs off to spread it around everyone he knows*
 (SirJonDangerous and his pony-sized bumblebee, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 14:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post That. Is. AWESOME!
Just seen this via the newsletter... fantastic, sir!
 (I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Fri 31 Jul 2009, 14:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post it needed a bit of
POOWWWWWWEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR


other than that great :D
 (mrtinybrain, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 15:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thats chuffin well
ace
 (I helped save b3ta! DumbMonkey The penis mightier than the sword, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 15:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post ab-so-lute-ly br-ill-i-ant
loved it more than the man himself

and he is a cartoon character already

excellent!!:)
 (aaaashy, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 15:31, , Reply)
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Thats the thing ever, and Ive met Gary a Wilmot, been on a Hovercraft and smashed a telly with a gold club, so am an authority on best things ever, and thats the best of best things ever.
 (trumplefahrt, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 15:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post That is absolutely superb
I do hope you've tried to get a copy of this to him
 (I helped save b3ta! Devon Dan without geometry, there would be no point, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post "If this video was car
It would be a REALLY FAST ONE"

That, sir, is brilliant.
 (jlkgjsfhoj, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post stunning stuff
hey id buy that for a dollar !
 (Steelrat The thief of bad gags., Fri 31 Jul 2009, 18:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Awe
some
 (I helped save b3ta! thyrf as in turf, but not, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 18:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post OMFG!
Seriously, this is what the internet was made for, and I'm glad my GF pays the TV licence.

Fucking EMPIRE. Well done mate.
 (The Boy Monders I have ginger bits in my beard., Fri 31 Jul 2009, 20:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've been watching at least once a day since it was posted.
Genius. It even tops Jungle All The Way.
 (I helped save b3ta! cupboardy, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 21:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post hmm
1) you have way TOOO much time on your hands
2) sounds like it kept you sane tho!
3) its absolutely stunning
4) clicky
 (Wankle-Rotary-Engine -pronounced 'Throat Wobbler Mangrove', Fri 31 Jul 2009, 23:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post
wonderfully wonderful :)
 (-dod-, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 23:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Utterly, utterly fucking brilliant
Best thing on b3ta, ever.

Clarkson lives five minutes down the road. If you need me to burn this onto a DVD and post it through his letterbox...
 (ChaRleyTroniC is invincible with his chips and cheese, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 23:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post The bestest thing. Ever
I'm off to buy a hat, just so I can take it off to you, sir.

Mozart and that lot, Meh! THIS is genius :-)
 (HarvsPenzance was tired and confused at, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 23:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post What a great track this is.
One doesn't need to give two shits about Top Gear (as I most certainly don't) to enjoy the hell out of this. Fantastic work.
 (organleroy, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 1:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^what they said ^
with a flake and extra nutty bits
 (I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 9:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post THIS IS BRILL!
Bravo indeed.
 (I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 10:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post 3Mins and 22Secs of quality
nice
 (I helped save b3ta! dogfish, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 16:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Now..
.. that's awesome.
 (danniekavanagh did nothing constructive on, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 16:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post That am well
Gud
 (I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 17:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post
AMazing :)
 (Double Penetration, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 20:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post you're a cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 20:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post
yep
 (I helped save b3ta! swedemason another self-promoting cunt, Sun 2 Aug 2009, 21:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post :-D

(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Sun 2 Aug 2009, 10:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Class work, congrats.

(paxvobiscum, Sun 2 Aug 2009, 11:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Absolutely mental.
I was hoping someone would do something like this.
 (I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 2 Aug 2009, 14:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post BBC have been made aware of this...
Nihal played a shortened edit on Radio 1 this afternoon a little while after 3:30.

iplayer linky and fast forward to 2:41.37
 (andywg, Sun 2 Aug 2009, 16:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post woo
top quality spacking from Hairy Jeremy

one did laugh and laugh
 (Zuffle farts silently in lifts then leaves the warm aroma, Sun 2 Aug 2009, 17:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nice
Reminds me of some old-school Amiga demos / games...
 (mymilkshakebringsallthemongstotheyard poison hearts, poison minds - joining hate, Sun 2 Aug 2009, 19:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent.
A face like uncooked loin.
 (I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post clarckson
Clarkson is not an instrument, he is a curly instrument.Oh yes, I'm supposed to say a rude word to show how cool I am. Er.... will arse do?
 (Fredkrugar, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 18:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post 100% Win
You are great.
 (I helped save b3ta! String Theory sometimes feeds the sparrows too, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 17:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Furiously spamming this anywhere I can think of
Maybe if we all email it to that topgear email linky up there they'll be unable to refuse us acknowledgment.
 (Spackles Made sexual advances in your general direction on, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 8:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Very, very enjoyable.
Must have taken forever, so thank you.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 19:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thats is simply amazing!
will be watching Sunday.

W/Y/H!
 (Lexachu A buh? no, not a buh, a bomb!, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 13:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post top gear
lovely stuff
 (I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 0:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Who Is This Guy????
Never heard of Clarkson!
 (joenamherst, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 15:48, , Reply)