Daily Mail surpasses itself in pedalling fucking insane shite
A full page on how female celebrities are showing off their ears, "a bizarre body part" on the red carpet.
It sickens me to post the link here, but equally I'm impressed at just how far they continue to delve, deeper in to a world of utter drivel, nonsensical reporting and chain yanking in their quest for more and more outrage, disbelief and revenue for their advertisers.
Ears, they're reporting that people have ears
FUCK!
Creator : @IamHappyToast
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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 21:34,
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FUCK REALLY!!??
*hides ears*
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 8 Feb 2013, 21:35,
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I can't tell if we must display or hide our ears
they don't specify if we should be ashamed or empowered by them
FUCK!
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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 21:38,
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omg! how to avoid the cancer?!
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 21:41,
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*breathes*
ok, so do i cover my ears or have i already got ear cancer? could i have saved diana had i covered them?
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 21:45,
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what is this from?
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Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 23:46,
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*guilty snigger*
*edit* oh my god, that could be read so wrong. that's not what i meant.
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 22:21,
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First Ian Hislop gif I've seen in a while...
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sat 9 Feb 2013, 14:44,
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laugh in it's face
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 21:46,
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That's a medical condition
Abso-fucking-lutely batshit mental
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Ghoti Fingers, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 21:37,
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Yay!!! I'm not clicking on that!!
Another stupid report to suck people in and get them to go to their site. The troll force is strong in these ones.
I think we can all just agree they're a bunch of cunts, nothing they do surprises me anymore.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 21:39,
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I like all the celeb news/photos on the right side.
Did you know Leo DiCaprio and Jonah Hill swam with a topless girl?
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 21:42,
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but what about the topless girl's ears?
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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 21:43,
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*switches off laptop to go and rock quietly in a corner with the lights off*
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 21:39,
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:D
www.youtube.com/watch?v=shcI6vE-PlE
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 21:47,
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I don't understand
It's a fluff piece about ears.
How is any different to hair or legs or tits?
It's an excuse to look at beautiful people.
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After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Fri 8 Feb 2013, 21:51,
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you don't seem to understand
all these people
have ears
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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 21:52,
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All I'm saying is that ssome poor fucker
Has to come up with features ideas for the Mail every day. We only have so many body parts.
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After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Fri 8 Feb 2013, 21:57,
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I've blocked Mail Online on my browser
It just encourages them otherwise.
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They're like the WBC of the media.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 22:10,
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They've got a few more followers though
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 22:40,
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It is headed one way
Earporn. www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrdYb3KIVNQ
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!!!
I frown at people physically in possession of that rag, and I do not consider myself the height of intellectual righteousness.
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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 23:47,
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er, ok...
but what about them what have the app on their fones?
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